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  • I'm gonna do it guys, I'm gonna stand on my head while they take my picture.

  • That's a good one.

  • Me I'm gonna stick out my tongue and cross my eyes.

  • Ah The classic I crossed tongue out combo.

  • Yeah, I pulled out that one last year but this year I'm stepping up my game to the good old big arrow through the head gag.

  • Excuse me, I'm new to this school so I'm a bit confused.

  • Do they really let you do all this wacky stuff on picture day?

  • Oh yeah.

  • Miss cheese sticks up pictures every year and she's super relaxed.

  • But aren't these the pictures that go in the yearbook?

  • They sure are.

  • Miss cheese, lets us get away with anything.

  • We'll miss cheese ain't here today.

  • Wait hold up.

  • Who is this guy names Kodak, that's mr Kodak to you and I've been taking school pictures of snot nosed brats like used for 32 years.

  • Got it, So don't give me no guff, I don't want no funny business.

  • Read the sign people's Mr Kodak don't take no flak flak.

  • What the heck is black?

  • I don't know, but I get the sense my I'm with stupid T shirt gag isn't gonna go over so well don't worry about him.

  • Everybody stick with the plan.

  • This year's yearbook is gonna be the funniest one yet.

  • Bring me the first child.

  • Wish me luck.

  • Okay, so here's how it's gonna be.

  • Step on, put your butt in the seat, step to look at the dot on the wall.

  • Step three.

  • Make one of the four pre approved facial expressions.

  • Oh jesus.

  • got his business.

  • Okay, kid lose the glasses and say cheese.

  • Oh can I keep the glasses on?

  • How about I answer your question with another question.

  • Our glasses on the pre approved accessories list over there.

  • But I have a note from my mom.

  • I don't care if you got a note from my mom, I'm gonna ask you again our glasses on the pre approved accessory list or ain't they?

  • I don't know.

  • I can't read it without my glasses.

  • Talk about a catch 2020 am I right?

  • Glasses ain't on the list Now get out of my sight.

  • But you didn't take my picture.

  • You're dang right.

  • I didn't congrats your yearbook pics.

  • Just gonna be a stock image silhouette, It's an improvement.

  • If you ask me now, scram, bring me the next child.

  • Oh my God, hey fellas, I'm really starting to question my whole Groucho glasses plus sombrero concept over here.

  • Even send the whole cultural appropriation discussion aside.

  • I'm not sure it's such a good idea.

  • I said bring me the next child, Sorry to say it, you guys.

  • But I think the dream of making the most hilarious yearbook of all time is officially over nonsense.

  • It's not over till the fat lady sings for the last time.

  • I'm just big boy, don't worry, gang Orange is on it, He's on it.

  • What does that even mean?

  • Oh no, but if he thinks mr Kodak is gonna let him take a funny photo.

  • He's probably on something, you know the drill kid seat dot smile, dot seat smile, no seat then dot then smile smile, dot seat, no seat dot touch my tongue to my eyeball.

  • No.

  • Oh I remember now seat fart burp, whoops.

  • Got the order wrong.

  • Let me try that again.

  • Now look, when I count to three say the approved phrase.

  • 123, the approved phrase, That's not what I meant and you know it, you can say cheese and nothing else.

  • Got it, cheese and nothing else dang it.

  • Orange.

  • That's it.

  • I'm just taking your photo no matter what really?

  • No ifs ands or buts about it.

  • Yeah, that's awesome.

  • Way to go orange.

  • I ain't got time for this black orange now say cheese cheese.

  • Say cheese while looking at me cheese while looking at me.

  • I will get your picture, you little brat.

  • Now stay still.

  • Simon didn't say Simon.

  • Who the heck is Simon?

  • My name's Simon.

  • Get lost Simon Orange.

  • I'm gonna ask you one last time.

  • Just say it.

  • Say cheese cheese.

  • Oh wow, I didn't think you'd actually comply here.

  • Just let me put a new roll of film in my cheese.

  • Huh?

  • Sorry, I'm late.

  • Kids took me forever to find my I'm with stupid t shirt now.

  • Who wants to make this year's yearbook?

  • The funniest of all time.

  • Oh my gosh, we actually did it.

  • This is hands down the funniest yearbook ever look at cory's picture.

  • Oh no, it's so funny.

  • I think I'm having a heart attack.

  • Oh my gosh, I think he's serious.

  • Great!

  • Look at Grace fruits picture.

  • Oh my God, thank you for that.

  • The comedic choice age so poorly that it completely negated my heart attack.

  • He went through with the Groucho sombrero thing and it's super duper, unfunny.

  • Even now as I tasted those maracas, I could feel my baby's unclogging themselves.

  • You know what?

  • I decided to hang out with you guys for the last half century.

  • It's totally beyond me.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Mhm, mm hmm.

I'm gonna do it guys, I'm gonna stand on my head while they take my picture.

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Annoying Orange - School Picture Day!

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 12 月 14 日
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