I think the front door's open.

Spies don't use the front door, Patrick.

We've got to figure out a complicated way to get inside.

This looks like a job for Patrick Star Laser Pants!

Ooh.

[grunting]

Good work, Patrick! Now it's my turn.

[grunting]

I thought you were holding the rope--

I am. You need to be quiet. We're on a secret mission.

Secret mission, eh?

[screaming]

Don't ya think I know what you're up to?

You want to eat at the Chum Bucket

without your boss knowing.

Karen, we've got a customer!

I'll let you two look over the menu.

SpongeBob, I have to go.

Can't you go later?

[groaning]

My laser pants aren't working right.

[grunting]

[sighing]

Could I interest you in a raspberry iced tea?

No, thank you.

Or perhaps a bran muffin?

SpongeBob, I have to go now!

Prune Danish?

[grunting]

What the...?

[screaming]

Destroy my lab, will ya, Krabs?

Well, if it's war you want, it's war you'll get!

Is it dark?

What if I put off my cataract surgery too long.

No, Mr. Krabs, it's that time of the month.

Merciful Neptune! Man your battle stations!

I'm on it!

[alarm sounding]

[toilet flushing]

[alarm sounding]

Bring it on, Plankton.

Oh, I will.

We'll see if you have a customer left

after I pump up the volume.

[music playing]

Oh, brother, I hated the real version of this song.

[grumbling]

He's driving me customers away!

All right, Plankton, you want my customers so badly?

You can have 'em!

Do your worst, Krabs!

I hate my job.

It's up to you and me, buddy!

Abandon ship!

[screaming]

Pointy-headed projectile on the port side!

Ha ha ha! Huh? [gasping]

No!

I win! I always win! [laughing]

Not to rain on your parade or anything,

but you always lose.

No, SpongeBob, I always win!

[gasping] Mr. Krabs?

That's right! I stole me own formula!

But if you're Mr. Krabs, then who's...

Mr. Krabs is a robot!

No, you idiot.

Plankton?! What the barnacles is going on here?

You see, we had a bet.

Plankton's been trying for 20 years

to steal me formula, and he's never done it!

I almost had it 37 times, and you know it!

Tell it to the claw, sister.

Last time he failed, we made a bet.

[laughing, crying]

You can't beat me, Plankton. I always win!

[crying]

You've got the easy part. I'd like to see you do my job.

Oh, yeah, right.

If I was you, I could steal a formula on me first try.

Ha! The usual wager?

You're on.

So, through a series of events far too elaborate

to go into right now,

we flawlessly assumed each other's lives;

and I beat Plankton at his own game.

And destroyed his place of business!

[laughing]

Now pay up.

Here you go, Eugene. One a-dollar.

Not so fast!

Squidward? Then- Then who are you?

I'm not... wearing a disguise!

Hmmm, if he's Squidward, then you must be...

Sandy?

Whoops, wrong outfit.

[gasping] You're me! Then I must be...

Patrick!

Nah, I'm just kidding.

I really am Patrick. [laughing]

[laughing] Good one, Patrick!

[laughing]

There's just one thing I don't understand.

What's that, laddie?

That.

[laughing]