I want to talk about that interview.

I thought it went very well.

No, it didn't.

That's what I want to talk to you about.

Now, just to brief you..

I may cry..

But... they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.

Rachel, please, don't make a scene.

There's nobody here.

Sophie, get in here!

You see? Now, you're making Sophie uncomfortable.

She's not making me uncomfortable.

Congratulations, you crossed the line into completely useless. Get out.

Do you want me to quit?

What? What would make you think that?

Well, all of those things that you said in the interview.

I mean, if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant.

You know what?

I am just going to pack up my desk... and I will be gone by the end of the day.

Well, I guess there's no use me sticking around till the end of the day.

Alright. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer.

If you must know the truth, I didn't want to lose a perfectly good assistant.

What?

That's why I said all those things about your flirting and your drinking.

My drinking?

Oh. I must have said that after you left.

Said what, exactly?

That you enjoy the occasional drink... ing binge.

Oh, my God! Oh! That is it! I am leaving!

- You are just a horrible person. - No...!

Wait...! Now, if you're gonna get all sensitive about it...

I don't want to lose you.

What if I create a position for you? I'll... I'll make you assistant buyer in this department.

Say more things like that.

You can have your own office and a raise, effective tomorrow.

- I'd need an expense account. - Done!

- And an assistant. - Sophie, get in here.