As always.

We're not necessarily encouraging you to eat raw food.

That's just the name of our show.

So chill with the emails.

Let's get to the food wrestling.

Tonight's matchup on three on three Tag team extravaganza Featuring W.

W.

Eat superfoods such as celery Mysterio.

The big big show.

Mhm.

And of course you can't see me because I'm hiding behind this pole.

Tonight's tank team bounced pits these superfoods against the decidedly less super kitchen crew.

Who were number one C therapy.

It's a banana hammock.

Just for the record.

I'm a pacifist.

I'm just here as the equipment manager.

W.

W.

E.

Raw.

What?

Whoa.

This is really gonna be a piece of cake.

I drink guys like you for breakfast.

Get ready for the zero knuckle shuffle now.

Where did he go?

Juan's got me on the ropes already And the ropes are bouncy.

Yeah.

The ropes are bouncy.

Now, can we wrestle or what would you come back?

I'm trash talking here.

Stop making me chase you.

I'm getting really winded.

Yeah, I'm getting tired of it too.

I'm at the end of my rope bouncy bouncy bouncy celery.

Mysterio tag me out.

I can't go on.

How we don't have any hands.

Good point.

Hey ref why don't we tag out?

Come on.

I'm not saying puppies.

Okay, we'll go with puppies, jeez, puppies puppies.

Alright, celeb Ray Mysterio is in the house.

You like that then You're gonna love this.

Oh.

Huh?

What's the matter celery?

Huh?

I've never flip kick someone so short before.

I don't think it's gonna work.

Try another move.

Yeah.

You don't want to stop short.

He's too short.

None of my moves are gonna work on him.

Nice.

I knew being small would pay off someday.

I can't believe I'm saying this puppies, you're doing great midget apple.

Yeah, you're doing a little better than I expected.

Thanks.

Ah are you kidding me?

No way.

I'm out puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies puppies.

What?

I don't want to go in.

I was here just as an equipment manager crap.

Okay, so here's the deal.

I don't know the first thing about fighting.

So maybe you could let me flip through this.

Fighting for dummies book real quick.

Okay, look, can we just sit down and talk about this for a second?

Whoa.

There.

Just knocked right back out with a folding chair.

What?

No, it was an accident.

Mhm, puppies.

Now, you gotta answer to me, pal.

Hey, raf.

Look, it's a unicorn triple flip kick.

How are we losing to these guys?

I have no idea.

There nobody's And where the best wrestlers in the whole world, You guys aren't the best wrestlers in the world.

Yeah.

Then who is the rock?

The rock?

He's okay, but I wouldn't say he's the best howdy, howdy fruit lovers now here and I do a lot of these episodes where the advice is kind of well, terrible, Downright falls the exact opposite of what you should actually do something like that.

But today we're gonna give it to you straight.

So what's the prompt fair, I'm in the mood to give some real good advice.

Bring it on right.

Here you go.

This week.

Ryan wants to know how to wrestle a bear.

Nice.

Let's do this.

Do what answer?

How to wrestle a bear dude.

We have no clue how to do that.

Ryan knows what he's doing.

Look at his question again, he's not asking how to wrestle a bear pair.

He's telling us, I don't follow it's a code.

Uh, Ryan gave us the answer.

You wrestle a bear by using burgers, Donuts and football's orange.

I think you've officially lost it.

Maybe step on get some hamburgers.

Why to lure the bear into a confrontation on your turn dot?

Okay, I guess that kind of makes sense.

If you're going to wrestle a bear and win, gonna want homecourt advantage, that's just common sense.

I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I'm on board with this so far.

Go on.

Thank u next up step to use the donuts.

Well, this ought to be good to carry the bears favor bear bears like donuts to, you know, I guess that's not untrue.

Of course it isn't not.

Never Untrue.

Donuts are delicious to everybody carry or otherwise before the wrestling begins.

Use the donuts to gain the bears trust and friendship.

Well, I don't even know how this happened, but you're making decent points so far.

You have some explaining to do on the footballs though.

Of course the footballs are the most important part Step three.

Now that you're chummy with the bear.

Use the footballs to practice place kicks and at the last moment full of charlie brown on it, Bears down the bears down bear this wrestling matches.

All right, you had me and then you lost me.

You know what you're talking about that would totally work in real life.

Dude, that would never work in real life.

You're gonna do football place kicks with a bear in real life.

Of course, pair, I thought through this very thoroughly.

Yeah, then prove it.

There's a bear.

Go on wrestling.

Oh um hey bear, yo what up you wanna, you know, do some football Place kicks.

Do I look like I was born yesterday?

You're gonna pull it away and do that charlie brown thing?

Yeah ho yo ho okay, fine, whoa.

Oh look out for that.

TNT detonator placed over there for some reason.

Hey fruit Lovers.

Welcome to story time.

Today I'm gonna tell you the story of the sword and the stone and orange.

Mm hmm You're paying attention.

Yeah.

Stone and the sword got it.

It's the sword in the stone.

I'd expect my co host to pay attention a little better than this.

How could I pay attention when there's a sunset outside.

Like how often does that even happen?

It happens every day.

Oh right now then I'm going to begin the story, you ready, yep, you're gonna pay attention, mm hmm the entire time, wow!

If you look right at it, your eyeballs start to hurt.

Well, the show must go on once upon a time long, long ago the king of England died with no heir.

That makes sense.

If you don't have air, you're definitely gonna die.

Not that kind of air orange, I'm talking about Children.

He had no one to take his throne.

Hey, you don't need kids for that.

I know a couple of guys, they'll move any furniture you got at rock bottom prices.

Moving on.

That's the name of their company.

You've heard of him.

Anyway, shortly after the king passed away, a sword magically appeared in the middle of London.

It was stuck into an anvil and it had an inscription.

Oh, let me see if I can read it, who fall, pull it out the floorboard in the phone.

Those are s S.

Dude, that's how they wrote them back then.

Those R.

S.

Is what the f the point is.

Whoever pulled the sword out of the anvil got to be king, but no one, no matter how big and strong they were, could even get it to budge.

Until one day macho man, randy savage arrived and no, there are no WWF superstars in this story, silly pair in old timey England, it's W.

W.

S.

Stop now, Then one day a scrawny lad named Arthur was preparing to become a Squire to his huge buff brother named Macho man, Randy Savage.

Find Arthur's buff brother was macho man.

What's important is that?

Arthur chased one of his brothers arrows into the woods and met a wizard named hulk Hogan.

I'm no different than I was before.

Man Orange, Will you pay attention to the story?

If it's filled with WWF superstars?

As a matter of fact, it's the only way I'll pay attention whatever hulk Hogan proceeded to teach Arthur a bunch of lessons about life, like how to do a pile driver.

Sure, why not?

Anyway, since for years and years no one could pull the sword out of the stone, they decided to crown whatever night one, the great tournament Arthur's brother entered.

But on the day of the great tournament, Arthur, his Squire accidentally forgot to bring his sword.

What you do not want to get on, Macho man, Randy Savage is bad side.

Exactly.

So when a panic, Arthur ran around town searching for any sort he could find.

Finally he spotted one and grabbed it and once you know it, it happened to be the sword in the stone.

Arthur of all people was the first and only person to pull the sword out.

He was crowned king of England and wore the WWF Championship belt with honor for the rest of his days.

The end, mm hmm.