Fruity toots today, it's the mistletoe kissing challenge.

今天是果味嘟嘟，是槲寄生接吻挑戰。

Our contestants are grapefruit, good morrow and little apple.

我們的參賽者是葡萄柚、Good morrow和小蘋果。

What's up?

怎麼了？

Not you, That's for sure.

不是你，那是肯定的。

Orange.

橙色。

Sorry, just a little humor to get things started.

對不起，只是一個小小的幽默，讓事情開始。

Now then, are your mistletoe hanging contraption thingamajig securely attached, yep, check then let's kiss things off.

現在，你的槲寄生懸掛裝置是否牢固連接，是的，檢查一下，然後讓我們把事情做完。

May I get three minutes on the clock please?

請給我三分鐘的時間，好嗎？

When time runs out?

當時間耗盡時？

Meet back here.

在這裡見面。

Whoever has gotten the most kisses wins.

誰得到的吻最多，誰就獲勝。

Sounds easy enough.

聽起來很容易。

You think that, but I hear it's a smooch harder than it looks.

你是這麼想的，但我聽說這比看上去更難親熱。

Okay.

好的。

123, go.

123，走。

Alright, grapefruit.

好吧，葡萄柚。

Here we go.

在這裡，我們走了。

Let's see here.

讓我們在這裡看看。

Uh find somebody to kiss.

呃，找個人來親吻。

Find somebody to kiss ya sis hei grapefruit.

找個人來親吻你的妹妹吧，柚子。

You may have noticed we are standing under the mistletoe.

你可能已經注意到我們正站在槲寄生下。

Yeah, so, so, so we should guess as is tradition Also we should do it quickly.

是的，所以，所以，所以我們應該按照傳統來猜測，而且我們應該迅速做。

So, I have time to go Kiss a lot of other people too in the next 10 minutes, if that's okay with you.

所以，在接下來的10分鐘裡，我也有時間去親吻其他很多人，如果你不介意的話。

How romantic?

多麼浪漫？

Sorry, grapefruit.

對不起，葡萄柚。

I only kissed people.

我只親吻過別人。

I'm dating and that's fine.

我正在約會，這很好。

I can work with that.

我可以用這個來工作。

Let me take you on a date.

讓我帶您去約會吧。

No dice.

沒有骰子。

How about the restaurant around the corner?

拐角處的餐館怎麼樣？

I got 86 from there last week.

我上週從那裡得到了86美元。

Seriously, they banned you from the restaurant.

說真的，他們禁止你進入餐廳。

It wasn't my fault.

這不是我的錯。

Okay, it actually kind of was it was a burping related offense, you know?

好吧，其實有點是它是一個打嗝相關的罪行，你知道嗎？

Actually, no, I have no idea what that is.

事實上，不，我不知道那是什麼。

Okay, well turns out the restaurant's owner is kevin bacon and he doesn't appreciate having the lyrics of Footloose burped in his face.

好吧，原來餐廳的老闆是凱文-培根，他不喜歡有人當著他的面打嗝說《Footloose》的歌詞。

Who knew?

誰知道呢？

Okay, fine, we don't have to eat.

好吧，好吧，我們不一定要吃。

Let's go to the coffee shop right over there?

我們去那邊的咖啡店吧？

Sorry, I'm 86 from there to there.

對不起，我是86年從那裡到那裡。

Coffee makes me burp specifically one time when I drink their coffee then burped in the face of the owner.

咖啡讓我打嗝，特別是有一次我喝了他們的咖啡，然後在老闆的臉上打了個嗝。

Emilio estevez.

埃米利奧-埃斯特韋斯。

I had no idea.

我不知道。

Somebody celebrities owned businesses around here.

有人名人在這裡擁有企業。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

You know the bar right over there.

你知道那邊的酒吧。

Well, I want to go there on a date.

嗯，我想去那裡約會。

No, the 86 me big time.

不，是86年的我大了。

My point is matt Damon owns the bar and I broke in his face once, I don't have time for you and your celebrity burps.

我的觀點是，馬特-達蒙擁有這個酒吧，我曾經打過他的臉，我沒有時間理會你和你的名人打嗝。

Capades.

卡帕德。

Passion were under mistletoe.

激情是在槲寄生下。

You should kiss me, You, I'm totally grossed out.

你應該吻我，你，我完全被噁心到了。

We get it.

我們明白了。

You're in love with orange Limburger Hey Limburger cheese, Will you kiss me?

你愛上了橙色的林伯格 嘿，林伯格奶酪，你會吻我嗎？

Hey?

嘿？

No, but I'll let you watch me kiss my boyfriend.

不，但我可以讓你看我親吻我的男朋友。

Funny joke.

有趣的笑話。

Hey, Oh my eyes Oh and all my other senses doing.

嘿，哦，我的眼睛哦，和我所有的其他感官做。

Oh, and that's time.

哦，這就是時間。

Let's see how they did.

讓我們看看他們是如何做的。

Great friend.

偉大的朋友。

How many kisses did you rack up zero?

你有多少個吻是零的？

Obviously.

很明顯。

How is anybody supposed to get kisses in just three minutes?

怎麼會有人在短短三分鐘內得到親吻呢？

I don't know.

我不知道。

It seems like little Apple did pretty well for himself.

看起來小蘋果為自己做得很好。

57 did I win?

57我贏了嗎？

Did I win?

我贏了嗎？

Broke?

破產了？

Course you want, How'd you do it?

你想要的課程，你怎麼做的？

Tell me.

告訴我。

Well, it was easy.

嗯，這很容易。

I was just true to myself and what such baloney.

我只是忠實於我自己，這樣的胡言亂語算什麼。

What did you do?

你做了什麼？

Huh?

嗯？

Would you pull what's the scotch tape on the back of your head all about, huh?

你能不能拉一下你後腦勺上的膠帶是怎麼回事，嗯？

Okay, fine, fine.

好吧，好吧，好吧。

I'll tell you my secret.

我告訴你我的祕密。

I cut out the face of this Cherry Styles poster and I stood against the wall outside his concert, Little Apple.

我剪下了這張Cherry Styles海報的臉，我靠著牆站在他的音樂會《小蘋果》外。

That's pathetic.

這很可悲。

Yeah, I know, but also brilliant.

是的，我知道，但也很精彩。

Give me that poster so I can try.

給我那張海報，我可以試試。

Um, if you say so, here we go.

嗯，如果你這麼說，我們開始吧。

Heo, ladies form a line to the left.

許，女士們在左邊排成一隊。

Hey, oh, hey, a celebrity.

嘿，哦，嘿，一個名人。

I haven't worked on yet.

我還沒有研究過。