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  • Oh, this is supposed to be a family show.

  • No.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • All right, let's go Over what?

  • We know the sky is blue.

  • No.

  • Yeah, I know it is.

  • And grass is green and beats make me guess Orange meant about the case.

  • Let's go over what we know about the crime scene.

  • Oh, yeah, That makes more sense.

  • Yeah.

  • Fact number one chocolate chip cookie is missing and there are crumbs all over the heart.

  • Who would have done such a thing?

  • It's crumble.

  • Eva Ble?

  • Yeah.

  • Back number two milk disappeared last night, too.

  • And this morning his empty glass was found in the fireplace high.

  • Agree?

  • It looks dairy suspicious.

  • Yeah.

  • Would you take this seriously?

  • I am taking this seriously.

  • Dairy.

  • Seriously.

  • Oh, finally.

  • Fact number three.

  • The sooty footprints lead away from the scene of the crime.

  • Sooty footprints.

  • Well, that's a toughie.

  • What should our next step be?

  • Orange.

  • But fine.

  • Yep.

  • One at a time.

  • Step forward and say the line.

  • Suspect number one.

  • Oh, no, that doesn't sound like him, huh?

  • Not even a little.

  • Yeah, Number two.

  • It seems like it could be him.

  • The voices, just as you described and he has feet to leave boot prints with I'm not so sure Pinching so jolly.

  • And his belly is like a bowl full of jelly.

  • Let's move on.

  • Fine.

  • Number three, Say the line.

  • Next.

  • Then what are you doing in there?

  • I suspect I don't really know.

  • Look, okay, I'm not trying to point fingers here, but we don't even know if any of these people are the murderer.

  • Okay?

  • But I do know this.

  • It's time for my great well, orange looks like we're back to square one.

  • We may never figure out who devoured milk and a chocolate chip cookie the night of Christmas Eve.

  • I may know something I might have been hanging around that night.

  • Well, tell us what you know.

  • Not so fast.

  • Well, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess this info is a little more valuable to you than it is to me.

  • Are you trying to bribe us Orange?

  • Teach this guy a lesson.

  • Sure thing.

  • Pair.

  • Listen, pal.

  • Lesson number one.

  • Just buy off the wedding registry.

  • If there is one, everyone's gonna be much happier that way.

  • No, I didn't mean a life lesson.

  • I meant a lesson about trying to bribe us.

  • Did someone say bride?

  • Ladies do everyone a favor and just don't wear white.

  • Unless you're the one saying I do.

  • Am I right?

  • All right, Jack.

  • Oh, dude, we're not gonna pay you.

  • Well, that's okay.

  • I actually learned some really useful facts about wedding etiquette.

  • Thank you for that.

  • You're welcome.

  • Wait, So you are gonna tell us what you know?

  • Yep.

  • The guy who did it is right there.

  • Help me.

  • Help me make Oh, he's at it again.

  • Get him.

  • Catch that.

  • And now to see who's behind this beard.

  • Rap.

  • 11.

  • Wait.

  • That doesn't make any sense.

  • He was in the witness room with us.

  • Unless milk and cookie.

  • But you two were supposed to be dead.

  • You would have gotten the rear of the tier for that.

  • Enough of your meddling detectives.

  • Um, that's what detectives do.

  • We meddle.

  • I know.

  • I know that there's a terrible nothing.

  • Oh, well, in that case, thank you.

  • We're gonna run away together, fake our deaths, pitted out Santa.

  • It disappeared in the Caribbean together.

  • Looks like your plan's really soured.

  • A milk.

  • Well, another mystery solved.

  • Cop.

  • Um, orange Uh, pear.

  • It's Christmas.

  • Yeah, it's Christmas.

  • It's Christmas.

  • It's Christmas.

  • That's right.

  • Oh, Merry Christmas, everyone.

  • This is a day to put all those bad feelings aside and replaced them with Christmas cheer.

  • Here, everyone have a little cheer on me.

  • Hey, thanks, Santa.

  • I guess I lost sight of what's truly important.

  • There for a minute.

  • Happens to the best of us.

  • Now.

  • What do you say we all sing Christmas carols together and get stupid?

  • Wonderful.

  • Will start in just a moment.

  • But first I'm famished.

  • A little more.

  • A little more.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Don't Do you have any idea how hard this is without hands?

  • Great food.

  • I just wanted to thank you again for building my family at home this Christmas.

  • Anything for a chimney?

  • Or I mean, a neighbor.

  • Anything for your neighbor?

  • Speaking of the chimney, doesn't it seem a little skinny to you?

  • Look, I'll send it back looking a bit down tonight.

  • Oh, don't you worry.

  • You'll get those presents.

  • I promise.

  • Let me show you where your new driveway is gonna go.

  • But right place there.

  • So excited.

  • Get there.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, We're all finished.

  • Bosh.

  • We made the chimney extra small, just like you designed in the blueprints.

  • And just in time, everyone, and to phase two of Operation Steal Santa Bear Claus presents.

  • Um, maybe we could have picked a less obvious name for the operation.

  • Shut up, you!

  • Everybody go!

  • Go, go!

  • Hit the lights a day.

  • There he is!

  • Attention, everyone!

  • Krispy Kreme Kringle!

  • It's on the shingles.

  • Looks kind of small to me.

  • Come on, Santa Bear Claw.

  • We got, like, three billion more houses to make it to tonight.

  • We're on a schedule here.

  • Well, here goes nothing.

  • What the?

  • He's stuck.

  • He's stuck.

  • Face three!

  • Go, go, go!

  • I'm scared.

  • Rude Off.

  • Let's get the heck out of here.

  • Oh, God!

  • It's good to bag of presents.

  • Find that back.

  • Open it up.

  • Just what I always wanted A book on how to steal stuff from Santa Bear Claw.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • It's a PlayStation five.

  • What?

  • What?

  • That's so new.

  • There aren't even games for it yet.

  • Gosh, um sweet new roller skate.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no way.

  • Are their barrel legend there?

  • Alright, opponent.

  • Just what I've always secretly wanted.

  • Really, Dude, A pony?

  • Yeah, she got a problem with that take care of this creep, Tony, those presents are for the good, deserving Children all over the world.

  • Well, you gave me coal one too many times.

  • Santa Bear claw.

  • This is the Christmas I get payback.

  • Hey, what's going on?

  • We got Santa Bear Claus Toy bag.

  • Dig in.

  • There's so much good stuff in here, guys, You can't steal Santa Bear Claus bag.

  • Yeah, that's Chris.

  • Missing the whole point.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Orange.

  • At least two foods in the kitchen.

  • Art on the naughty list this year.

  • But but but But nothing.

  • What?

  • It back, guys, this is wrong.

  • I guess he's right.

  • I got caught up in the mommy dirty and get some terrible things I'll regret forever.

  • No, I'm not.

  • Buddy a bag.

  • I'm taking this and I'm gonna play with everybody on the planet by yourself if I have to.

  • Yeah, I'm gonna be neck deep in play station fives and ponies and books about how to steal stuff in roller skates.

  • Yeah, and roller skates.

  • No roller skates, huh?

  • Oh, tha Oh, now that's some sweet, sweet sugar glazed karma right there.

  • Someone help me!

  • This chimney is like way too small and it's pinching my brain.

  • Thanks again, Sharon Orange.

  • Merry Christmas, everyone.

  • Oh, Santa Rudolph!

  • What do you say we make one last pass by the chimney?

  • Yes, sir.

  • Oh, okay.

  • That's my but oh, looks like its goal again.

  • This Christmas in my lungs Happy holidays.

  • Fruit lovers orange and pear here with an artsy fartsy holiday episode of Hot Tail.

  • That's right.

  • Today we'll be showing you how to draw Santa.

  • Now then step one is to hold up there.

  • Already took care of it.

  • Bring in the light orange.

  • We're doing a cartoon of Santa.

  • We don't need a live model and we definitely don't need one who's naked.

  • What?

  • He didn't want to Santa as a nude model?

  • No.

  • And where did you get nude from?

  • Well, I asked for Santa Claus, not Santa clothes.

  • Get him out of here!

  • Why is he still naked?

  • Alright, alright.

  • Sorry.

  • Santa, You got to go.

  • I know, I know.

  • He just barely got here anyway.

  • For Step one of our cartoon Santa will draw the head.

  • Start with an oval for the head and oval for the nose, then a mustache and beard.

  • Don't forget his hat to you following along?

  • OK, orange?

  • I don't know.

  • Life turning out way different from yours.

  • A dude.

  • Where to begin with this.

  • I know it's bad.

  • No, it's not bad.

  • It's just not really Santa and also super naked.

  • It's not my fault.

  • I can't get the image of Naked Santa out of my brain.

  • Well, the next step, we're gonna add clothes, so you're in luck.

  • Step two, we'll focus on Santa's upper body and arms.

  • Don't forget to add a belt and trim to his coat.

  • Can we please get to the pants?

  • I'm dying over here.

  • I'm sorry, dude.

  • Step three is Santa's bag.

  • Please tell me it covers his crotch.

  • Nope, but Step four is his lower body.

  • So rest easy.

  • We'll start with his pants and then his boots.

  • All better orange?

  • Not really.

  • Why not?

  • Isn't your Santa wearing pants now?

  • Oh, he's supposed to be wearing the pants.

  • Yes.

  • Why wouldn't Santa be wearing pants?

  • Probably because he's using me as his model.

  • What Santa?

  • Get out of here!

  • I left my pants.

  • It's really cold out there.

  • I had to come back for him.

  • Santa.

  • I knew that you'd come back.

  • Would you get out of here.

  • Okay, fine.

  • I'll go.

  • Go, Go.

  • Okay.

  • Last step.

  • Santa's face.

  • Now it's just a matter of adding eyes, eyebrows and a smile.

  • Did someone call for Santa wearing nothing but a smile?

  • This is supposed to be a family show, but a remembers.

  • Hey, I would pair here with a hot deal.

  • Holiday Special.

  • Today we'll be discussing how to get on Santa's nice list Orange.

  • You should especially listen up.

  • Why do you think I'm on Santa's naughty list or something?

  • Dude?

  • Based on the amount of things you've blown up this year, I'm pretty confident.

  • Now tell me how fair I'll do anything.

  • I gotta get on that.

  • Nucky's last.

  • That's really nice to hear Orange Step one.

  • Stop blowing things up.

  • What?

  • I can't blow anything up.

  • Come on, be reasonable.

  • I'm serious.

  • TNT causes damage and destruction.

  • Neither of those things are very nice.

  • So let's do it.

  • Orange hand over your TNT by.

  • Is that all of it?

  • Good.

  • Now then, wait.

  • There's more Back up the track.

  • What?

  • Hey, why?

  • Watch it.

  • Well, wow, dude.

  • Okay, then moving on.

  • Step two, Write Santa.

  • A nice letter telling him how you've changed your ways here, Santa.

  • This year I've been trimming back on telling annoying jokes be Klaus.

  • Other people don't find them as funny as I do.

  • Yeah, Yeah, I'm sure that'll do the trick.

  • Dude, you want to talk about Santa's gonna think these jokes, slave Step three leave milk and cookies by the fireplace for Santa on Christmas Eve.

  • Given my track record, maybe I should leave my full three course meal.

  • Yeah, I think milk and cookies will be fine.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Milk, check cookies.

  • Check fire in the fireplace check.

  • Can't wait to see what presence he brings me.

  • Wait, did you say fire in the fireplace?

  • Yeah, I think it's Santa will appreciate the ambience.

  • Dude, Santa has to come down the chimney.

  • Whoa!

  • Oh, no, no, no.

  • Merry Christmas, santa dot yourself and milk.

  • What?

  • Just stay away from the Yeah, Yeah.

  • Mhm.

  • Mhm.

  • Mhm, Mhm.

  • Mhm.

Oh, this is supposed to be a family show.

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Annoying Orange - Santa Supercut!

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 11 月 24 日
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