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  • today.

    今天。

  • We're using Schwarzkopf pastels live in lilac blush.

    我們使用的是施華蔻粉彩的紫丁香腮紅。

  • This is a different color.

    這是一種不同的顏色。

  • What do you mean?

    你是什麼意思?

  • This is a different money.

    這是一個不同的錢。

  • Why is this?

    這是為什麼呢?

  • None of them.

    沒有一個人。

  • That's very strange.

    這非常奇怪。

  • I bought all of these at the same time.

    我同時買了所有這些東西。

  • Whoa, cool.

    哇,太酷了。

  • I think she needs to fire her hairdresser.

    我認為她需要解僱她的美髮師。

  • It is a little bit patchy, mostly when you sort of pull it apart like this and then you start to notice bits that are a lot lighter and then there's bits that are a bit darker and then there's bits like just here, for example, thank you for watching the purple hair video.

    它有點斑駁,主要是當你像這樣把它拉開的時候,然後你開始注意到有一些地方是比較淺的,然後有一些地方是比較深的,然後有一些地方,比如說就在這裡,謝謝你觀看紫發視頻。

  • If you did.

    如果你做到了。

  • And if you didn't please watch the purple hair video, I've washed my hair four more times since that video and it's still quite purple.

    如果你沒有請看紫色頭髮的視頻,自從那段視頻之後,我又洗了四次頭髮,它仍然很紫。

  • So that's thanks to the shampoo that I've been using.

    所以這要歸功於我一直在使用的洗髮水。

  • The problem is that there are some rather patchy spots and I have had some comments saying your hair's nasty.

    問題是,有一些相當斑駁的地方,我有一些評論說你的頭髮很討厭。

  • So we're gonna go away with the top of it with some hair dye that I brought today.

    所以我們要用我今天帶來的一些染髮劑去掉它的頂部。

  • I went on a little adventure to hair house warehouse, which is uh where you get all your hair stuff in Australia.

    我去了一個小小的冒險,去了hair house warehouse,那是呃,在澳洲你可以買到所有的頭髮用品。

  • I think they have the widest range.

    我認為他們有最廣泛的範圍。

  • I don't know if there's any Aussies watching and you know, somewhere better to go than hair house warehouse.

    我不知道是否有任何澳大利亞人在看,你知道,有比髮屋倉庫更好的地方可以去。

  • Please tell me.

    請告訴我。

  • But I'm trying this brand called Dare Dare has the cutest packaging ever.

    但我正在嘗試這個叫Dare Dare的品牌,它有最可愛的包裝。

  • Might I say.

    請允許我說。

  • So this one is called Dare Forget Me Not.

    是以,這幅畫叫《敢忘我》。

  • It actually looks like basically the perfect shade of purple.

    實際上,它看起來基本上是完美的紫色陰影。

  • Look at that.

    看看這個。

  • I hope that it actually comes out that color.

    我希望它實際上是以這種顏色出現的。

  • Then we've got forbidden grape.

    然後我們就有了禁忌的葡萄。

  • This one is a really, really super dark purple color.

    這個是一個非常、非常超級的深紫色。

  • The lady in the store suggested to me that I buy this, which is called the Dare to pearl toner slash passed ELISA.

    店裡的女士建議我買這個,這叫大勇珍珠爽膚水斜線通過ELISA。

  • So apparently you just add this into the darker colors until you get the shade that you want.

    是以,顯然你只需把這個加入到較深的顏色中,直到你得到你想要的陰影。

  • I don't know how adventurous I'm feeling today.

    我不知道我今天感覺有多大的冒險性。

  • Part of me is like, yeah, just do whatever the hell you want.

    我的部分想法是,是的,就做你想做的事。

  • Just go go wild.

    就這樣去狂歡吧。

  • And then the other part of me is like play it safe.

    然後,我的另一部分是喜歡玩得安全。

  • This stuff was expensive debt, pearl toner, $22.

    這東西是昂貴的債務,珍珠爽膚水,22美元。

  • Dare shade number 1 $22.

    敢死隊陰陽師1號22美元。

  • Dare shade number 4 $22.

    敢死隊的4號陰影22美元。

  • If I had known what a commitment doing my hair was maybe I wouldn't have started in the first place.

    如果我知道做頭髮是多麼大的承諾,也許我一開始就不會開始。

  • I will never financially recover from this.

    我在經濟上將永遠無法從中恢復。

  • Okay, well, as much as I love to have my little sookie boy here with me, we don't want him breathing in bad fumes.

    好吧,雖然我很喜歡讓我的小蘇克男孩和我在一起,但我們不想讓他吸入不良氣體。

  • Big bad fumes.

    大壞的煙霧。

  • If you have a pet and you're dying your hair put pet away pets.

    如果你有一個寵物,而你正在染髮,把寵物放在一邊的寵物。

  • Little lungs are not made for fumes.

    小小的肺不是為煙塵而生的。

  • Sorry baby, gotta go to bed, go to go to bed.

    對不起,寶貝,要去睡覺了,去睡覺了。

  • I look at my sweet bird, you're so good, aren't you?

    我看著我可愛的小鳥,你真好,不是嗎?

  • So I'm really, really nervous because I've never dyed my hair properly myself, I'm worried that I'm gonna miss spots.

    所以我真的非常非常緊張,因為我自己從來沒有好好染過頭髮,我擔心我會錯過一些地方。

  • So I think what I'm gonna do, I'm literally just gonna get the product, rub it and just like go crazy and just sort of massaged in absolutely everywhere.

    所以我想我要做的是,從字面上看,我只是要得到這個產品,揉搓它,就像瘋了一樣,只是在絕對的地方進行按摩。

  • I'm sure there's a better way of doing it than that, but I'm not coordinated and I can't do anything in reverse in a mirror.

    我相信有比這更好的方法,但我不協調,而且我不能對著鏡子做任何事。

  • You know how some people will put like a mirror there and then they'll have a mirror behind them and they look in this mirror and see the mirror behind them and then they can just, they can just do everything at the back of their head and they can lift up part of their hair and they can use a little brush and they can do the roots and then not get anything on the rest of their hair.

    你知道有些人會在那裡放一面鏡子,然後在他們身後放一面鏡子,他們看著這面鏡子,看到他們身後的鏡子,然後他們就可以,他們就可以在他們的後腦勺做一切事情,他們可以抬起他們的部分頭髮,他們可以用一個小刷子,他們可以做髮根,然後不在他們的其他頭髮上弄任何東西。

  • Look, I can't do that.

    聽著,我不能這樣做。

  • I'm not about that life, not about that hand eye coordination.

    我不是為了那種生活,不是為了那種手眼協調。

  • Man, I can't believe how many different colors my hair is pulling this part looks pink.

    夥計,我不敢相信我的頭髮拉出了多少種不同的顏色,這部分看起來是粉紅色。

  • This part is like gray, this is a dark purple or like this is perry winkle blue.

    這一部分就像灰色,這是一種深紫色,或者像這是perry winkle藍色。

  • So I've washed my hair a shampooed and conditioned it, which looking back, I feel like that may not have been the right thing to do.

    所以我洗了頭髮,洗髮水和護髮素,現在回想起來,我覺得這樣做可能不對。

  • There was a hairdresser explaining to me that depending on the brand that you're using some products you should shampoo and condition before.

    有一位美髮師向我解釋說,根據你使用的品牌,有些產品你應該在之前洗髮和護髮。

  • Some products, you should only shampoo before and some, you should have like three or four day old unwashed hair.

    有些產品,你應該只在洗髮前,有些,你應該有像三或四天未洗的頭髮。

  • I don't know what I'm supposed to have done with hair would probably help if I read the instructions, directions, tumor, magnus shampoo hair and do not condition dry carefully.

    我不知道我應該對頭髮做了什麼可能會有幫助,如果我讀了說明,方向,腫瘤,Magnus洗髮水的頭髮,不調理乾燥仔細。

  • Then apply dear color, wear gloves.

    然後塗上親愛的顏色,戴上手套。

  • Leave on here for 30 minutes for best results.

    在這裡放置30分鐘以獲得最佳效果。

  • Talk to other unicorns while you wait, rinse out there with cool to lukewarm water.

    在等待時與其他獨角獸交談,用涼水到溫水沖洗那裡。

  • Hot water removes some color.

    熱水可以去除一些顏色。

  • Vibrancy plus mermaids hate hot water condition.

    活力加美人魚討厭熱水的狀況。

  • Do not shampoo style as usual.

    不要像往常一樣進行洗髮式。

  • Ban you're a terrified babe.

    禁止你是一個被嚇壞的寶貝。

  • And real life mermaid.

    和現實生活中的美人魚。

  • Dare number one.

    膽量第一。

  • Forget me not is here for a good time.

    勿忘我 "在這裡是一個好時機。

  • Not a long time.

    時間不長。

  • It will last between 5 to 10 washes.

    它將持續5至10次洗滌。

  • It's designed to be a pastoral noncommittal shade.

    它被設計成一種田園牧歌式的非承諾性的陰影。

  • Mm Dare forbidden grape lasts between 10 to 30 washes, color fades out to pastoral awesomeness the more you wash.

    毫米大冒險的禁忌葡萄可以持續10到30次洗滌,顏色越洗越淡,變成田園牧歌式的美妙。

  • Mm Okay, so I think what I'm gonna do is try and use this entire thing of their number one and I'm going to add just a little bit of this forbidden great color to this.

    好的,所以我想我要做的是嘗試使用他們一號的這整個東西,我打算在這上面添加一點這個禁忌的偉大的顏色。

  • So that way it starts off a more vibrant purple and then it can fade out because I feel like if I start with this, it's only gonna get lighter and lighter from there.

    是以,這樣一來,它開始是一個更有活力的紫色,然後它可以淡化,因為我覺得如果我從這個開始,它只會變得越來越淡。

  • So I think I'll hope I hope I'm not gonna regret this.

    所以我想我希望我希望我不會後悔。

  • Here we go.

    在這裡,我們走了。

  • Look at the forbidden noodles.

    看看禁忌的麵條。

  • I'm starting to think that one tube, it wasn't enough for my whole head me off.

    我開始認為,一個管子,還不足以讓我的整個頭我關閉。

  • Dating a whole bag of sugar free gummy biz Oh, Oh my God.

    吃了一整袋的無糖軟糖biz哦,哦,我的上帝。

  • It smells like sugar.

    它聞起來像糖。

  • Oh it smells delicious.

    哦,它聞起來很香。

  • Time for a little bit of the dark purple.

    是時候來點深紫色了。

  • Oh okay.

    哦,好吧。

  • I think I'll just just start with a tiny bit like that.

    我想我就從這樣的一小部分開始吧。

  • Time to mix.

    攪拌的時間。

  • Oh dear.

    哦,親愛的。

  • I think I used Oh no.

    我想我用了哦不。

  • What have I done?

    我做了什麼?

  • She's goofed it again.

    她又搞砸了。

  • Oh no, it's okay.

    哦,不,沒關係的。

  • No that's that's actually that's not too bad.

    不,那是那是實際上那不是太糟糕。

  • Come to think of it actually.

    仔細想想其實是這樣的。

  • That's that's quite pretty actually.

    那是那是相當漂亮的實際上。

  • I take it all back.

    我把它全部收回。

  • I am a genius brad.

    我是個天才,布拉德。

  • Mondo is quaking.

    蒙多在顫抖。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Now my only concern is that I don't have enough.

    現在我唯一擔心的是,我沒有足夠的資金。

  • I I was just hesitant.

    我我只是在猶豫不決。

  • You know it was 20, what was it?

    你知道那是20,是什麼?

  • $25 for one tube.

    一管25美元。

  • And like I already bought three different ones.

    而像我已經買了三個不同的。

  • And I was thinking you know, I don't really want to go buying anymore.

    我在想,你知道,我真的不想再去買東西了。

  • That's getting really, really expensive but I don't think I've got enough.

    這變得非常非常昂貴,但我覺得我的錢還不夠多。

  • Well anyway, here goes nothing.

    好吧,無論如何,這裡什麼都沒有。

  • Okay, so the texture of this looks much easier to work with and the texture of the uh sports cough one that I was using.

    好的,所以這個的質地看起來更容易操作,而我正在使用的那個呃運動咳嗽的質地。

  • Sam said that it was like paste and it wasn't getting between the hairs.

    薩姆說,這就像漿糊一樣,並沒有進入毛髮之間。

  • So this one looks nice and thin.

    所以這個人看起來很好,很瘦。

  • I'm going to retroactively ask you for advice, watch what I'm doing and then comment on my technique and tell me what I'm doing wrong.

    我要追溯到向你徵求意見,看我在做什麼,然後評論我的技術,告訴我我做錯了什麼。

  • Oh dear.

    哦,親愛的。

  • Oh dear.

    哦,親愛的。

  • I probably should have sectioned my hair.

    我也許應該把我的頭髮分開。

  • I can hear your screams through the computer thing.

    我可以通過電腦的東西聽到你的尖叫聲。

  • Is it can't get any more patchy than it already is.

    它不可能比現在的情況更糟糕了。

  • Right.

    對。

  • Pretty pastel?

    漂亮的粉色?

  • Pleases.

    很高興。

  • Stupid dum, dum, dum, dum, dum trying to dye her hair purple, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

    愚蠢的達姆,達姆,達姆,達姆,達姆試圖把她的頭髮染成紫色,達姆,達姆,達姆,達姆。

  • Well, the container's empty now.

    嗯,現在容器是空的。

  • Back to the drawing.

    回到圖紙上。

  • Good.

    很好。

  • So because I've run out now, I'm going to try and use this pearl past allies er with the forbidden grape.

    所以,因為我現在已經用完了,我打算嘗試用這個珍珠過去的盟友爾與禁忌的葡萄。

  • And I'm going to try and make a shade that is similar to what I was just putting on my head.

    而我要試著做一個與我剛才戴在頭上的東西相似的陰影。

  • This is going to once again lead to patch penis and inconsistency summary of my life.

    這將再次導致我的生活中出現補丁陰莖和不一致的總結。

  • More forbidden ramen.

    更多禁忌的拉麵。

  • Whoa, wow.

    喔,哇。

  • Okay, so that passed, ELISA doesn't make things as possible as I thought it would.

    好吧,那就通過了,ELISA並不像我想象的那樣使事情變得可能。

  • I mean, don't get me wrong.

    我的意思是,不要誤會我的意思。

  • That is a very nice shade of purple, but not quite what it was before.

    那是一個非常好的紫色陰影,但與之前的情況不太一樣。

  • Okay, well, I have officially used all the past ELISA.

    好吧,好吧,我已經正式使用了過去所有的ELISA。

  • I guess I definitely started with too much of the dark purple, that's fine, everything's fine.

    我想我肯定是一開始就用了太多的深紫色,這很好,一切都很好。

  • Look, let me be a professional and use a brush.

    聽著,讓我成為一個專業人員,用刷子。

  • This is gonna take too long.

    這要花太長時間。

  • How naive for me to think that this would be As easy as just putting shampoo in my hair coloring hair is hot.

    我多麼天真地認為,這將是很容易的,因為只是把洗髮水放在我的頭髮上著色的頭髮很熱。

  • Why you should leave it to the professionals.

    為什麼你應該把它留給專業人士。

  • I'm so nervous to see what this looks like at the end.

    我很緊張,想看看這最後是什麼樣子。

  • Maybe I can be the bob ross of hair tutorials.

    也許我可以成為頭髮教程的鮑勃-羅斯。

  • There's no mistakes here.

    這裡沒有錯誤。

  • Just happy accidents.

    只是快樂的意外。

  • All right.

    好的。

  • What's your biggest hair failed if you've dyed your hair before.

    如果你以前染過頭髮,你最大的頭髮失敗是什麼。

  • Tell me the worst thing that happened.

    告訴我發生的最糟糕的事情。

  • Tell me your biggest mistake.

    告訴我你最大的錯誤。

  • See, that's the thing.

    看,這就是問題所在。

  • We can all learn from our mistakes.

    我們都可以從我們的錯誤中學習。

  • If this turns out terribly, you guys can learn from my mistake.

    如果結果很糟糕,你們可以從我的錯誤中學習。

  • I feel like I already know that the mistakes here are that I didn't section my hair for a start.

    我覺得我已經知道,這裡的錯誤是,我沒有把頭髮抽成兩部分,首先。

  • I conditioned it prior to the color, which the bottle said not to do.

    我在上色之前做了調理,瓶子上說不要這樣做。

  • I mix the colors inconsistently.

    我混合的顏色不一致。

  • I didn't follow a tutorial.

    我沒有遵循教程。

  • The unicorn council will not be pleased with me.

    獨角獸委員會不會對我感到高興。

  • What will the moment saying?

    此刻會說什麼呢?

  • The thing is that I want to go back to read.

    事情是,我想回去讀書。

  • I really want to go back to read.

    我真的想回去讀書。

  • I miss my natural hair color.

    我懷念我的自然髮色。

  • But seeing as I've gone to all the effort of having my hair bleached so that I can do pastel colors.

    但是,看到我費盡心思把頭髮漂白,以便我可以做粉色。

  • I feel like I need to do all the colors first and get it out of my system before I go back to read.

    我覺得我需要先做所有的顏色,把它從我的系統中拿出來,然後再去閱讀。

  • Because once I go back to read, I'm not gonna bleach it again.

    因為一旦我回去閱讀,我就不會再漂白了。

  • I'm just not.

    我只是沒有。

  • Oh no, I have found Apache spot.

    哦,不,我已經找到了阿帕奇的位置。

  • I didn't section my hair last time you think I would learn from my mistakes, but never Okay.

    我上次沒有把我的頭髮分開,你認為我會從我的錯誤中學習,但從來沒有 Okay。

  • I hope I've got it all.

    我希望我已經得到了這一切。

  • Oh no.

    哦,不。

  • Oh no, this is the first time I've walked in the mirror at the back of my head and I think I'm missing a really big patch.

    哦,不,這是我第一次在鏡子裡走到我的後腦勺,我想我錯過了一個非常大的補丁。

  • I think I'm finished, that took way longer than I thought it was going to and I'm really hungry now from all that effort.

    我想我已經完成了,這比我想象的要長得多,而且我現在真的很餓了,因為所有的努力都是為了這個。

  • So I'm gonna cook some lunch.

    所以我打算做一些午餐。

  • You guys can come along with me and watch me make my lunch if you're interested.

    如果你們有興趣,可以和我一起去看我做午餐。

  • Otherwise skip ahead.

    否則就跳過前面。

  • There are some spots that the color just won't pick up.

    有一些地方,顏色就是不好看。

  • There's a part here that no matter what I do to it and no matter how many times I ran the color over it, it just wouldn't pick it up.

    這裡有一個部分,無論我對它做什麼,無論我在它上面跑多少次顏色,它就是不接受。

  • So I know for certain for certain this is going to be patchy.

    是以,我知道可以肯定的是,這將是一個補丁。

  • But you know what?

    但你知道嗎?

  • We're having fun today.

    我們今天很開心。

  • Kids, aren't we fun?

    孩子們,我們是不是很有趣?

  • It's fun, isn't it?

    這很有趣,不是嗎?

  • Leave a comment and say you're having fun.

    留下評論,說你很開心。

  • People ask me a lot about what I eat in a day.

    人們經常問我,我一天吃什麼。

  • I've never made any videos about it.

    我從來沒有做過任何關於它的視頻。

  • But for you guys, I'm assuming that you're interested in really mundane silly things that I get up to during the day.

    但是對於你們來說,我假設你們對我白天所做的真正平凡的傻事感興趣。

  • So I'm going to show you what I make for lunch every day.

    所以我將向你展示我每天做的午餐。

  • So every day for lunch I have a chicken salad.

    是以,每天的午餐我都會吃雞肉沙拉。

  • So I have here a chicken breast.

    所以我這裡有一塊雞胸肉。

  • This is lily dale free range chicken.

    這是百合花谷的散養雞。

  • So I put on a chopping board, cut it straight down the center.

    所以我把它放在砧板上,從中間直切。

  • I hit it with some salt and some pepper.

    我用一些鹽和一些胡椒粉打它。

  • I put the fry pan on high heat and I cook with rice.

    我把煎鍋放在大火上,我用米飯煮。

  • Brown oil.

    棕油。

  • I cook the chicken for 3.5 minutes on each five.

    我將雞肉每五分鐘煮一次,每次3.5分鐘。

  • Yeah, yeah.

    是的,是的。

  • Okay, time's up now.

    好了,時間到了。

  • And the most important thing is to take it off the heat and leave it to rest.

    而最重要的是把它從火上拿下來,讓它休息。

  • I leave it for five minutes.

    我把它放了5分鐘。

  • All right now watch carefully because if you blink you'll miss it.

    好了,現在仔細觀察,因為如果你眨眼就會錯過。

  • I take a salad mix.

    我拿了一份混合沙拉。

  • This is mixed leaf.

    這是混合葉。

  • I take half a small red onion because I love onion, Five grape tomatoes because if I have any more than five, it makes my pee burn too small.

    我拿半個小紅洋蔥,因為我喜歡洋蔥,五個葡萄番茄,因為如果我有超過五個,會讓我的小便燒得太小。

  • Baby cucumbers.

    小黃瓜。

  • They have to be baby cucumbers because they taste the best.

    它們必須是小黃瓜,因為它們的味道最好。

  • I should probably tell you guys to use a chopping board because that's responsible.

    我也許應該告訴你們使用砧板,因為這很負責任。

  • I take a whole handful of dried roasted almonds because Archie isn't the only one that loves them.

    我拿了一整把烤乾的杏仁,因為不是隻有阿奇一個人喜歡它們。

  • I take a cube of goat's cheese.

    我拿了一塊山羊奶酪的方塊。

  • If you're in Australia, I use MEREDITH dairy, it's my favorite.

    如果你在澳洲,我使用MEREDITH奶製品,這是我的最愛。

  • You can get it cold and Willie's and idea and basically everywhere crumble that over.

    你可以得到它的冷和威利的和想法,基本上到處都可以把那東西揉碎了。

  • If you don't like goat's cheese, you can have feta.

    如果你不喜歡山羊奶酪,你可以吃飛達奶酪。

  • Then I lick my fingers.

    然後我舔了舔我的手指。

  • It's my favorite part.

    這是我最喜歡的部分。

  • Then I take balsamic glaze, you can use normal balsamic vinegar if you don't want it to be so sweet.

    然後,我拿著香醋釉,如果你不希望它這麼甜,你可以用普通的香醋。

  • Then I slice the chicken on an angle because I'm fancy and I put the chicken in the salad.

    然後我把雞肉切成一個角度,因為我很花哨,我把雞肉放在沙拉里。

  • Then I take a fork and I eat it straight from the salad bowl because I'm a lazy piece of sh it.

    然後我拿著叉子,直接從沙拉碗裡吃,因為我是一塊懶惰的sh它。

  • I also move on soda water.

    我還在蘇打水上動了手腳。

  • I don't really drink soft drinks or juice.

    我真的不喝軟飲料或果汁。

  • Yes.

    是的。

  • I drink it straight from the bottle and the only person in the house that drinks it.

    我直接從瓶子裡喝,而且是家裡唯一喝的人。

  • Time for me to sit down, watch an episode of the real Housewives of Beverly Hills and then I'll wash out my hair.

    我該坐下來了,看一集《比佛利山莊的真實主婦》,然後我就去洗頭了。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Mhm.

    嗯。

  • I couldn't believe these women having a virtual reunion and they're not taking the opportunity to wear their pajamas.

    我無法相信這些女人有一個虛擬的團聚,她們沒有利用這個機會穿上睡衣。

  • They're all in full glam.

    他們都是盛裝打扮。

  • You can bet your bottom dollar that if I was a housewife doing a virtual reunion I'd be wearing a walmart muumuu and smashing a pack of cheeses.

    你可以打賭,如果我是一個家庭主婦,做一個虛擬的團聚,我就會穿著沃爾瑪的Muumuu,砸碎一包奶酪。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Okay, I finished lunch and I think it's time for me to wash out the hair.

    好了,我吃完了午飯,我想我該去洗洗頭髮了。

  • All right, so the bottle said to condition but not shampoo the hair and to wash it with luke water, are you ready?

    好了,瓶子上說要調理但不洗頭,要用溫水洗頭,你準備好了嗎?

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Mhm.

    嗯。

  • Going character, wow.

    走性格,哇。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Mhm.

    嗯。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Yeah.

    是的。

  • Mhm.

    嗯。