Name: 連說對不起都不行！？英式幽默搞笑短劇 (The word "sorry" is offensive now?? ??♂️? The Cleaner - BBC)
Uploaded: 2022-01-22T21:01:20.000Z
Duration: 2 min 37 s

你有什麼好遺憾的？人是你殺的嗎？

我只是想禮貌性地致意一下而已，老兄。

You're not sorry — you didn't know my grandmother!

你根本就不遺憾，你又不認識我的祖母！

為什麼你會為她的死感到遺憾？

You're right. I couldn't care less she's dead.

你說的對。我根本不在乎她有沒有死。

There. Now that doesn't have feel fresher? The clean air of honesty.

就是這樣。這樣不是清爽多了嗎？空氣中充滿著誠實的氣息。

- Why would you be glad? - I, I got carried away, it's...

- 為什麼你很高興？- 我，我被帶偏了，那個...

You are indifferent to her life and death.

不管她是生是死對你來說完全無所謂。

Sorry about saying I'm glad, not about her death.

抱歉我剛說我很高興，但我不是在對她的死本身道歉。

抱歉，不過不是為了你死去的奶奶道歉。

Look, can I ask you something? A serious question.

聽著，我可以問你一個嚴肅的問題嗎？

你為什麼不會為你的祖母難過啊？

Well, normally people are affected by a loss.

這個嘛，通常人們因為失去摯愛而受到影響。

但你對你奶奶死去好像沒什麼感覺？

She was an extraordinary woman, and her loss afire in my soul.

她是一位非凡的傑出女子，而失去了她讓我備受煎熬。

通常人們都會哭出來之類的吧！

Look, I could break down now in front of you, rivers of tears, and fall into your arms, and then what?

聽著，我現在可以在你面前淚流滿面地崩潰、投入你的懷抱，但是然後呢？

Look, I've got lovely big mom tits. Come on!

看，我還有一對大胸脯呢。來吧！

But then all the emotion will be used up, wasted!

但這樣一來，所有累積的情感都會被消耗殆盡，然後就此浪費掉！

My grandmother would be buried, and I'd sit down to try and describe the pain, and there'd be nothing left!

我的祖母會被埋葬，然後在我坐下來試著描述感受到的苦痛之後，所有情感都將消失不見！

You can't use everything that you go through in life for a... book!

你不能這樣總是想把生活中遇到的一切都寫進書裡啊！

有時你必須要活在當下才行啊！

I think my grandmother deserves more than a spontaneous howl of anguish.

我認為我對祖母的悼念不應該只用一串發自內心的痛苦哀嚎來打發。

她至少值得我寫出一部長篇小說。

So, I shall push it down. I either cry, or I write.

所以我現在應該把這個情緒吞下去。我要不就嚎啕大哭，要不就提筆書寫。

Hmph. Well, doesn't sound very healthy to me.

呃。好喔，就我來聽起來不是個很健康的方式。

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連說對不起都不行！？英式幽默搞笑短劇 (The word "sorry" is offensive now?? ??‍♂️? The Cleaner - BBC)

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