then by reflecting on some of their wonderful word of wisdom

沒什麼比回應她們充滿智慧的話語更棒的方式了！

Our mom told us we can be anything we wanted to be.

我們的媽媽說我們可以做任何我們想做的事

My mom always told me that the tooth fairy was real.

我媽一直跟說牙仙女是真的

And I want to be the tooth fairy.

然後我一直想當牙仙女

Obviously, that was not possible.

顯然的，這不可能

My mom said that I will be a nurse, that was a lie.

我媽說我會成為一位護士，那是謊言　　

My mom said true beauty is on the inside

我媽說真正的美是在內在

if you look inside someone, that just gross.

如果你看透別人的內在 那很噁

My parents say I couldn't have a dog growing up because they said I wouldn't take care of it,

我父母說我長大後不能養狗因為他們說我不會照顧他

and who is laughing now? Right, Marley?

然而現在誰才是對的啊？對不對瑪麗？

My mom always told me that I was her favorite.

我媽一直跟我說我是她的最愛

Mom told me that I was her favorite

媽跟我說我才是她的最愛

My mother used to tell me that the cross of the bread is the healthiest part.

我媽以前常說十字麵包上的十字形是最有營養的部分

My mom said that I could anything thing that i want to be

我媽說我可以當任何我想當的

as long as it's a doctor, a lawyer, a violinist, a pianist or karate champion.

只要是醫生，律師，小提琴家，鋼琴家，或空手道冠軍

My mom said she was an angel when she was my age.

我媽說她在我這個年紀是一個天使

I was born seven months later.

我在七個月後出生

Cracking your knuckles gives you more friends.

常折手指頭讓你交到更多朋友

There are no dumb questions.

沒有愚蠢的問題

My mom used to tell me not to take picture in groups of three or else the one in the middle will die.

我媽以前跟我說不能三個人一起拍照，不然中間那個會死掉

My mom always told me that I have to wait an hour after I eat to swim or otherwise I'm going to drown and die.

我媽經常跟我說，吃完東西一小時後才能游泳否則會溺死

But that is mainly because I didn't not know how to swim.

但溺水主要是因為我不會游泳

When my grandpa die, my grandma said don't worry, he is in a better place,

爺爺死時奶奶叫我不用擔心，因為爺爺去了更好的地方

I'm pretty sure being dead isn't in a better place.

但我很確定「死亡」並不是一個好地方好嗎

I had to be in a member of cleaning plate club

媽媽說我必須當一個清潔盤子俱樂部的成員

I googled it, there is no cleaning plate club.

我查過了，並沒有清潔盤子俱樂部這個東西

She told me that like everybody reheat their tortilla chips when they stay in the oven so that they last longer.

她告訴我大家都會在烤箱裡重新加熱玉米脆片會讓它們保存更久

If I swallow a chewing gum, it will stand inside my body for seven years,

如果我吞下口香糖，它會待在我身體裡面七年

came out the next day.

但它隔天出現了

My mom used to say that there are starving kids in China that would love to finish my brussels sprout.

我媽跟我說那些在中國饑餓的小孩會很樂意吃下我的球芽甘藍

No, we don't.

不 我們不會

I don't care how hungry you are, nobody wants brussels sprout.

我不在乎你有多餓 沒有人會想吃抱子甘藍

She said that if I swallow watermelon seed that I will grow watermelon seed inside my tummy.

她說如果吞了西瓜子，我的肚子會長出西瓜

My mom said I can get pregnant from kissing boys.

我媽說如果我親男生我會懷孕

If you made an ugly face for too long, you will stick that way.

如果你做醜臉做太久，你會變那樣

My mom told me if I keep making this face, it will stay like this, and look, I'm fine.

我媽說如果我一直做這個臉就會變不回來。但你看看，我很好呀

When i was in pre-school one morning, my parents said that it was pajama day,

當我還在念幼稚園的一個早上，我家人跟我說那天是睡衣日

so I wore my pajamas to pre-school and then it turns out it wasn't pajama day and then I pooped my pants.

所以我穿了睡衣去幼稚園，沒想到那天不是睡衣日，害我烙賽在褲底

My mom said that if I play with fire, I will pee my bed.

我媽說如果我玩火，我會尿床

She also said if I pee my bed, I will catch on fire.

她還說如果我尿床，我就會著火

My mom always told me that if I play more than a hour video games, my eyes will melt.

我媽經常跟我說如果我玩超過一小時的電動，我眼睛會融化

you stared at the TV for too long, you will go blind.

你看電視看太久，你會瞎

I just finished playing for six hours and my eyes are still here.

我才剛剛玩六小時電動但我眼睛還在

She said if I was drunk in a party and needed a ride home, no question will be asked.

她說如果我如果在家派對上喝最需要他們載我回家，她不會過問任何事

So many questions were asked.

但她問了超多問題

My mom used to tell me drinking coffee stunts your growth, five nine.

我媽告訴我喝咖啡會阻礙發育，但我長到175

I am still really short.

我還是很矮

My always told me that the way fish get to heaven is through toilet bowl.

我媽跟我說當魚去天堂的道路是從馬桶的下水道

My mom told me that nice girl don't call boys, to this day I still have trouble ordering the pizza.

我媽跟我說好女孩不會主動打給男生。直到今天，我仍有訂比薩的問題

My mom used to say, your will understand when you have kid of your own.

我媽跟我說有一天你有自己的小孩之後你就會懂了

I still don't understand.

我還是不懂

On behalf of all of us who now know the truth, we love you.

我代表所有知道真相的孩子們，向妳們說聲「我愛妳」

My mom says wait 'til your father comes home, he never came home.

我媽說要等爸爸回來，但他不會回家