When little Apple said let's buy a train.

當小蘋果說讓我們買一輛火車。

I thought he was nuts.

我認為他是個瘋子。

Yeah, like totally loco.

是的，就像完全瘋了。

Now I'm starting to see the appeal for sure with this sweet set of wheels, we're gonna have the facts, bitterest all of us.

現在我開始看到這個可愛的輪子的吸引力是肯定的，我們會有事實，最苦的是我們所有的人。

So where do the tracks lead?

那麼，這些軌道通向哪裡？

Leads me not just a conductor and I'm just an orange.

導致我不只是一個指揮家，我只是一個橙色。

Yeah.

是的。

And that's a creepy deserted tunnel.

而這是一個令人毛骨悚然的荒廢的隧道。

Did you just say desert?

你剛才說的是沙漠嗎？

Yeah, okay.

是的，好的。

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在我們繼續之前，我需要告訴你這個視頻的贊助商突襲影子的想象，這是一個非常有趣的遊戲，哇，咬著探索數以百萬計的冠軍組合和掌握無數的戰術，因為你把Smackdown的老闆地牢運行，運動戰鬥。

PVP arena matches and Pears but Just kidding about pairs.

PVP競技場比賽和梨子，但關於成對的問題只是在開玩笑。

But but seriously with hundreds of artifacts to equip and over 600 champions with unique skills, the possibilities are endless.

但是，說真的，有數百件神器可以裝備，有600多個具有獨特技能的冠軍，可能性是無窮的。

What I like about the game is how awesome your champions are and the cool attacks they can do blasting fire.

我喜歡這個遊戲的原因是你的冠軍有多棒，以及他們可以進行爆破射擊的酷炫攻擊。

That's totally let double arrows to the face.

這完全是讓雙箭頭打在臉上。

He gets the point now doesn't he?

他現在明白了，不是嗎？

And this month rate just release the Doom tower of date with two new bosses, new secret rooms and new artifacts to win.

而這個月率剛發佈的《末日之塔》有兩個新的老闆，新的祕密房間和新的神器，可以贏得。

Plus it's got a new feature called Super raids.

此外，它還有一個新的功能，叫做超級突擊。

Super AIDS.

超級艾滋病。

Let you double up your rewards and speed up your progress and I know you love when things are two times faster.

讓你的獎勵加倍，加快你的進度，我知道你喜歡事情快兩倍的時候。

Especially my voice.

特別是我的聲音。

That's what and if you want an even bigger head start, hit the link in the description or scan the QR code.

這就是，如果你想獲得更大的領先優勢，請點擊描述中的鏈接或掃描QR碼。

All new players will get an epic hero to Naru who totally rocks and Doom Tower 200,000 silver, one XP boost.

所有新玩家將得到一個史詩般的英雄納魯，他完全搖滾，鬥姆塔20萬銀，一個XP提升。

What energy refill and one ancient chart.

什麼能量補給和一個古老的圖表。

So you can summon a totally appealing champion as soon as you get in the game, I mean, look at this cool champion, you'll get for free with that sort.

所以你一進入遊戲就可以召喚出一個完全吸引人的冠軍，我的意思是，看看這個很酷的冠軍，你會免費得到這種。

It's really slice to meet her.

能見到她真的很高興。

You'll find your extra rewards here in your inbox for the next 30 days only it's just that easy.

在接下來的30天裡，你會在你的收件箱裡發現你的額外獎勵，就是這麼簡單。

Just click the link in the description and I'll see you in the game.

只要點擊描述中的鏈接，我就會在遊戲中看到你。

What a rip up.

這是個大漏洞。

I didn't see any cupcakes.

我沒有看到任何紙杯蛋糕。

Where the heck are we?

我們到底在哪裡？

It looks like like the land beyond the kitchen.

它看起來就像廚房外的土地。

You mean the bathroom way?

你是說衛生間的方式？

Everybody knows that's just a legend.

大家都知道那只是一個傳說。

I better the bathroom plenty of times.

我有很多時候都會去洗手間。

Yeah, I still think it's just a legend.

是的，我仍然認為這只是一個傳說。

I know, I know I know best adventure ever.

我知道，我知道我知道有史以來最好的冒險。

Now preparing yourself for sights you've never seen before.

現在準備迎接你以前從未見過的景象。

What you mean like those guys.

你的意思是像那些人一樣。

Hey apples, you're in the way the railway welcome off worlders and thank you for visiting land beyond the kitchen which is temporarily closed for repairs.

嘿，蘋果，你在鐵路歡迎非世界人士的方式，感謝你訪問廚房以外的土地，廚房暫時關閉維修。

Come back soon.

請儘快回來。

Thanks a lot.

非常感謝。

Bye bye now.

現在再見了。

The bathroom's closed already, man.

浴室已經關閉了，夥計。

Talk about a potty break.

談論一下廁所休息。

I can't believe we came all the way to the land beyond the kitchen and now we have to turn around.

我無法相信我們一路來到廚房以外的土地，現在我們必須轉身。

Yeah.

是的。

And I didn't even get a stupid T shirt.

而我甚至沒有得到一件愚蠢的T恤。

I know, I know it is kind of a bummer.

我知道，我知道這有點無奈。

But there is something you need to know about.

但有一點你需要知道。

The land beyond the kitchen.

廚房以外的土地。

Yeah.

是的。

You see, we got a little issue with our dragon fruit.

你看，我們的火龍果出了點問題。

Yeah.

是的。

Well we've got a little apple with our train.

好吧，我們的火車上有一個小蘋果。

Want to swap?

想交換嗎？

Watch out.

注意了。

He's getting closer.

他越來越近了。

Oh man, we're all gonna day.

哦，夥計，我們都會有一天。

Oh, hello.

哦，你好。

Why are you?

為什麼是你？

Apple's so scared of this dragon fruit?

蘋果這麼害怕這個火龍果？

Oh, no reason.

哦，沒有理由。

You know besides the fact that he's a fire breathing monster that destroys pretty much every village in the land beyond the kitchen.

你知道，除了他是一個噴火的怪物，幾乎摧毀了廚房以外的每一個村莊。

And he's recently gone totally insane.

而他最近已經完全瘋了。

So you know, that's a bonus.

所以你知道，那是一種獎勵。

You mean loco.

你是說瘋子。

That's that's funny.

那是那是有趣的。

Yeah.

是的。

Well, thanks for having us.

好的，謝謝你邀請我們。

But we should probably get back to the kitchen hey?

但我們也許應該回到廚房去，嘿？

How about a lip?

嘴脣怎麼樣？

Yeah, we've got gas money to guys.

是的，我們有汽油錢給大家。

We can't just leave.

我們不能就這樣離開。

That's desertion.

這就是逃兵。

That's the problem with apples.

這就是蘋果的問題所在。

You get a lot of turnover.

你會得到很多的營業額。

Right, okay.

對，好的。

You call it wherever you want, but we're not going down in flames.

你想怎麼叫就怎麼叫，但我們不會在火中倒下。

They're not lovely lady apple for, we shall slay the dragon fruit and restore peace and prosperity to the bathroom.

他們不是可愛的蘋果女士，因為，我們將殺死火龍果，恢復浴室的和平與繁榮。

That's really very sweet of you.

你真的很貼心。

But sweet.

但很甜蜜。

Not nearly as sweet as you.

不像你那麼可愛。

Fair maiden.

美麗的少女。

Oh, stop it.

哦，別這樣。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah, it's gorgeous, wow.

是的，它很華麗，哇。

What say uncle say, uncle say uncle Yes.

叔叔說什麼，叔叔說叔叔是。

Talk about a hot head.

說到頭腦發熱。

Yeah.

是的。

That's it.

就這樣了。

It's the night dragon fruit's not crazy, he's in pain.

這是夜龍果沒有瘋，他很痛苦。

I want to go, I want to go home.

我想走，我想回家。

Oh no, now you've got it.

哦，不，現在你已經得到了它。

Say uncle say, whoa, I feel much better.

說叔叔說，哇，我感覺好多了。

Whoa.

哇哦。

Dragon fruit can talk and who might you be be?

火龍果會說話，你可能是誰？

I'm not a b I'm an orange.

我不是一個B，我是一個橙色。

What my friend means is we are seekers of adventure adventure.

我的朋友的意思是，我們是尋求冒險的冒險者。

I love adventure.

我喜歡冒險。

Did you see the look on that dragon fruit and bob jumped on his tail, awesome bob's all like yeah and dragon fruit, he's all like, oh no uh oh it's like they say Oz weld that ends weld.

你有沒有看到那個火龍果的表情，鮑勃跳到他的尾巴上，真棒，鮑勃都喜歡，火龍果，他都喜歡，哦，不，呃，哦，這就像他們說的奧茲焊接，結束焊接。

Seriously guys, this has gotta be the best adventure.

說真的，夥計們，這一定是最好的冒險。

Yeah.

是的。

Pretty orange and pear here with an episode of no ethical proportions.

這裡有漂亮的橙色和梨子，有一個沒有道德比例的插曲。

Today we're showing you how to train a dragon and Oranges, asked to take the lead.

今天我們向大家展示如何訓練龍和橙子，請他們帶頭。

Don't worry pear, I promise to pepper in plenty of useful info.

別擔心，我保證會提供大量有用的資訊。

Sorry pepper bixby so sneezy.

對不起，胡椒粉bixby如此打噴嚏。

Did you just seriously look a pepper shaker all the way out here.

你是不是真的把一個胡椒粉瓶一路看過來。

Just for one dumb joke.

只是為了一個愚蠢的笑話。

Hey now no need to get so salty about it.

嘿，現在沒必要這麼鹹魚翻身了。

Now let's get to it before this episode starts.

現在讓我們在這一集開始之前就開始吧。

Dragon step one be clear and direct with your instructions to your dragon observed.

龍的第一步是要清楚和直接地對你的龍進行觀察指導。

Sick dragon.

病龍。

Yeah, I don't think he's paying attention to you.

是的，我認為他沒有注意到你。

Orange.

橙色。

Sure he is.

他當然是。

Watch this dragon, keep looking the other way.

看著這條龍，繼續看向另一邊。

Do not pay attention to me.

不要注意我。

Dragon.

龍。

Oh by the way that daddy got a dragon Dude, you have zero control over that dragon.

哦，對了，那個爸爸有一條龍 酷哥，你對那條龍的控制力為零。

It's just doing whatever it wants.

它只是在做它想做的事。

Oh that's a good one to dragon.

哦，這是個好龍。

Do whatever you want.

做你想做的事。

Good dragon.

好龍。

Well there goes Boise Idaho.

好吧，博伊西-愛達荷州就這樣了。

You're doing a real bang up job.

你正在做一項真正的工作。

Orange.

橙色。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

Okay.

好的。

So he misbehaved a little.

所以他有點行為不端。

That just means it's time for step to gently scold the dragon to correct his behavior.

這只是意味著現在是時候邁出腳步，輕輕地責罵龍，以糾正他的行為。

Bad dragon do not burn down Boise Idaho.

惡龍不會燒燬博伊西-愛達荷州。

That's bad.

這很糟糕。

Oh yeah, I'm not sure it's helping.

哦，是的，我不確定這是否有幫助。

It's a process.

這是一個過程。

Fair bat dragon.

公平的蝙蝠龍。

No not bring down Houston.

不，不是打倒休斯頓。

Yeah.

是的。

So tell me Orange, what do you do if the misbehavior continues?

那麼告訴我，橙子，如果行為不端繼續下去，你會怎麼做？

In that case it's time for step three.

在這種情況下，是時候進行第三步了。

A certain dominance.

某種支配力。

Yeah.

是的。

And how do you suppose you're going to do that with a fire breathing dragon that outweighs U 501 easy prop his mouth open with some TNT.

你認為你要怎麼做，才能讓一條體重超過U501的噴火龍輕鬆地用一些TNT炸藥撐開他的嘴。

Yeah.

是的。

Not such a pyromaniac anymore.

不再是這樣的放火狂了。

Are you?

你是嗎？

Whoa, Orange.

哇，橙色。

That's actually a pretty good idea.

這其實是個很好的主意。

If he breathes anymore.

如果他還能呼吸的話。

Fire you blow himself up.

火你把自己炸死。

Yeah.

是的。

Plus his arms are too short to remove the TNT.

加上他的手臂太短，無法取出TNT。

I got the idea from personal experience.

我從個人經驗中得到了這個想法。

Well congrats in the end you actually succeeded in making your dragon behave.

祝賀你，最後你真的成功地讓你的龍變得乖巧了。

Don't act so surprised.

不要表現得那麼驚訝。

I told you I have a useful info into this episode.

我告訴你，我有一個有用的資訊到這個情節。

Pepper again.

又是胡椒粉。

Dude, that's a horrible idea.

老兄，這是個可怕的想法。

I know I get it.

我知道我明白了。

It's cheap to do the same joke twice in one video.

在一個視頻中做兩次同樣的笑話很便宜。

No it's not that, it's that, wow.

不，不是那個，是那個，哇。

I'm close.

我已經很接近了。

I know it's around here somewhere.

我知道它就在這裡的某個地方。

Hey that stuff names grapefruit.

嘿，那東西叫葡萄柚。

You looking for something?

你在找什麼嗎？

I'm looking for the dragon orb.

我在尋找龍的球體。

Once I find it, I can summon the dragon fruit and wish for whatever I want, wow, anything I want, but you just get one wish, one wish.

一旦我找到它，我就可以召喚出火龍果，並許下我想要的任何願望，哇，我想要的任何東西，但你只能得到一個願望，一個願望。

But there's so many things I want.

但是，我有那麼多想要的東西。

How can I choose?

我如何選擇呢？

I want to consume no, two kazoos.

我想消費不，兩個卡祖。

Wait, I wish for it because oh pinwheel I'd wish to finally hit that growth spurt.

等等，我希望如此，因為哦，風車，我希望最終能達到那個生長高峰。

My mom promised me.

我媽媽答應了我。

Legend says it'll be hiding in the legendary super citrus.

傳說它將藏在傳說中的超級柑橘裡。

Well look, no further hot stuff.

好吧，看，沒有進一步的熱的東西。

I'm your guy, nope not.

我是你的人，不，不是。

You really, You should probably check again.

你真的，你也許應該再檢查一下。

Might be broken or something.

可能是壞了還是什麼。

If you aren't the super citrus this then it must be orange.

如果你不是超級柑橘這，那麼它一定是橙色。

Uh I'm not a legendary super citrus, I'm an orange.

呃，我不是傳說中的超級柑橘，我是一個橙子。

Wait, that kind of makes sense.

等等，這有點說得通。

It is you orange.

這是你的橙色。

Now we have to get you out of here before.

現在，我們必須在此之前讓你離開這裡。

Too late, smarty pants.

太晚了，自作聰明的傢伙。

You let us right to the dragon orb.

你讓我們直接去找龍的球體。

That witches hours, you'll never get your hands on it, radish.

那個女巫的時間，你永遠不會得到你的手，小蘿蔔。

And who exactly is going to stop us.

而究竟誰會阻止我們。

Right, cut carrot pickle.

對了，切胡蘿蔔泡菜。

Ooh, this ends here and now radish.

哦，這在這裡結束，現在是蘿蔔。

You guys know each other or something like this happens all the time.

你們認識，或者說這樣的事情經常發生。

Just let them do their thing.

就讓他們做他們的事吧。

Let's fight.

我們戰鬥吧。

Yes.

是的。

Yeah, wow.

是啊，哇。

Yeah, Is there a difference?

是的，有什麼區別嗎？

That's right.

這就對了。

Yeah.

是的。

Got to stop it, but they still going at it kill your God, you It's over broccoli.

必須阻止它，但他們仍然要在它殺死你的上帝，你 這是在西蘭花。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

God Mhm Mhm They'll tear the kitchen apart.

上帝 Mhm Mhm 他們會把廚房拆開。

Red guy in God damn.

紅色的傢伙在該死的。

Yeah Luckily no we can take him carrot you think do on one will make a difference.

是的，幸運的是，我們可以帶著他的胡蘿蔔，你認為做一個會有區別。

I haven't even begun to power up yet.

我甚至還沒有開始發力呢。

00 Yeah.

00 是的。

Oh yeah well well I need to power up more than you need power up so and my power up hasn't even begun to power up so take that, get comfy boys.

哦，好吧，我需要的動力比你需要的動力多，所以我的動力甚至還沒有開始發力，所以拿著這個，舒服點吧，孩子們。

We've still got a ways to go.

我們仍有一段路要走。

Yeah come on they've been doing this for like three episodes or something.

是啊，他們已經這樣做了三集左右了。

I know right there just standing there yelling if I was in this fight which I totally would be winning by the way, I just went up and punch the other guy.

我知道就在那裡，只是站在那裡大喊，如果我在這場戰鬥中，順便說一句，我完全會贏，我只是上去打了對方。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

That's not a bad idea.

這並不是一個壞主意。

Double sunday whoops, nice going grapefruit now we don't have any more super veggies to protect us.

雙休日哎呀，葡萄柚走得不錯，現在我們沒有更多的超級蔬菜來保護我們了。

And the dragon odd will don't worry guys, I'll stop him fine and I forgot I cannot fly right as I was saying and the dragon Orb will be all mine orange, you're our last hope you have to turn into the legendary super citrus right now.

而龍怪會別擔心，夥計們，我會很好地阻止他，而且我忘了我不能飛，就像我說的那樣，龍球將是我的全部，橙色，你是我們最後的希望，你必須現在就變成傳說中的超級柑橘。

Okay but how I'm gonna regret this later, Orange, you have to yell.

好吧，但我以後怎麼會後悔呢，奧蘭治，你必須大喊。

Wait you mean you actually want me to yes orange, I'm gonna give permission to you let me go grab my earbuds before you say stop time.

等等，你的意思是你真的想讓我是橙色的，我要給你許可，讓我在你說停止時間之前去拿我的耳塞。

Yeah.

是的。

Hey stop that, you're getting on my nerves.

嘿，別這樣，你讓我很不爽。

His annoyance level is off the scale 7000 8000.

他的惱怒程度已經達到了7000 8000。

It's it's on your hands.

這是它在你的手上。

That's not even a real man.

這甚至不是一個真正的男人。

Great!

很好!

Yo.

喲。

Alright, Ed, Hey Rod dash running my eye.

好了，艾德，嘿，羅德衝著我的眼睛。

What do you think of the new do impossible?

你對新的 "不可能 "有什麼看法？

He transformed.

他轉變了。

Hey, hey, radish!

嘿，嘿，蘿蔔！

Hey, you are so annoying.

嘿，你真讓人討厭。

I'm not annoying.

我不煩人。

I am.

我是。

Am I?

我是嗎？

Yeah, radish.

是的，蘿蔔。

More like rude ish.

更像是粗魯的東西。

You don't see me hawking stuff in you actually, I will destroy.

你沒有看到我在你那裡兜售東西，實際上，我會破壞。