By some admission.

通過某種承認。

The most important quiz you will ever take for the winner you'll receive not only my eternal friendship but reasonably priced meal at the restaurant of your choice for the losers, you'll be strapped to a rocket and launched into the sun.

這是你將參加的最重要的測驗，獲勝者不僅會得到我永遠的友誼，還會在你選擇的餐廳吃到價格合理的飯菜，失敗者則會被綁在火箭上發射到太陽。

I've been told we can't do that anymore.

有人告訴我，我們不能再這樣做了。

So instead if you don't win you will not be invited to my next birthday party.

是以，相反，如果你沒有贏，你將不會被邀請參加我的下一個生日聚會。

Let the quiz begin and well done and good luck to you all.

讓測驗開始，做得好，祝大家好運。

I don't know why I said well done, you haven't won it yet.

我不知道為什麼我說做得好，你還沒贏呢。

Hello, I'm team Japan.

你好，我是日本隊。

Welcome to Chris.

歡迎來到克里斯。

Question I understand you are a winner because your best friend, maybe 10 years old friend.

問題我理解你是一個贏家，因為你最好的朋友，也許是10年的朋友。

Nice ice cold beer.

冰爽的啤酒不錯。

Oh easy question.

哦，簡單的問題。

I am very confident though.

不過我很有信心。

I don't know Chris that well I've only been on a few trips with them.

我不太瞭解克里斯，我只和他們一起參加過幾次旅行。

I believe that I'm a good judge of character.

我相信，我是一個善於判斷性格的人。

So I'm certain I'm 100% certain I will win this quiz.

所以我確定我100%肯定會贏得這次測驗。

Well obviously we have the UK connection and across all three journey across Japan's I think I'm the only person Along with ample man of course that have spent every day with Chris 70 days without a day off in close proximity chris.

很明顯，我們有英國的關係，而且在日本的所有三次旅行中，我想我是唯一一個和充足的人一起，每天都和克里斯一起度過70天，沒有一天休息的人。

Alright question one, where does chris think is the most beautiful place in Japan.

好吧，問題一，克里斯認為日本最美的地方是哪裡。

Oh that's tough town streets, german army and bicycle street in Hiroshima.

哦，那是艱難的城鎮街道，德國軍隊和廣島的自行車街。

I'm gonna say somewhere in Tohoku I'm going with me again Sakata that's because this is his homeland where he first came to Japan.

我想說的是，在東北的某個地方，我又要和我一起去坂田了，因為這是他的家鄉，他第一次來到日本。

So he finds a natural beauty in the city in which he started.

是以，他在他起步的城市中發現了一種自然的美。

I think the most beautiful place in Japan is the set of Gucci inland seas.

我認為日本最美的地方是古奇內陸海的那一組。

Absolutely stunning.

絕對令人驚歎。

Chain of islands that go across from, on a midget in a bar and you can cycle it in a very long, very arduous day.

島鏈，從，在酒吧的侏儒上穿過，你可以在一個非常長、非常艱苦的日子裡循環。

But it's something I highly recommend and beautiful place unmatched in Japan.

但這是我強烈推薦的東西，也是日本無可比擬的美麗地方。

That was my second guess.

這是我的第二個猜測。

I've been there with him and he really likes it.

我和他去過那裡，他真的很喜歡那裡。

Maybe I answer me cycling.

也許我回答我騎自行車。

You said Sherman Ikeda, That's right.

你說謝爾曼-池田，這就對了。

It's that play.

就是那部戲。

Yeah.

是的。

Is Sakata near?

坂田在附近嗎？

Yeah.

是的。

Okay.

好的。

Start with you.

從你開始。

Give that to me, argues.

把那個給我，爭論。

I don't know what, I don't think he's ever been there.

我不知道是什麼，我想他從來沒有去過那裡。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

This is a mark of shame.

這是一種恥辱的標誌。

For some reason.

出於某種原因。

I thought that was, I was genuinely going to say that.

我以為那是，我是真的要這麼說。

Okay, sure you were because it was so late in the day we went there was perfect.

好的，當然你是，因為我們去的時候已經很晚了，所以很完美。

I thought it was a question to which neighborhood in Tokyo is Chris's favorite Shinjuku city.

我想這是一個問題，克里斯最喜歡的新宿區是東京的哪個街區。

He dumb like shinjuku, it boggles the mind how confusing that places you can't, no one can beat anyone anywhere.

他啞口無言，就像新宿一樣，讓人摸不著頭腦的地方，你不能，沒有人可以在任何地方擊敗任何人。

It's just too confusing.

這實在是太令人困惑了。

Oh, that's Jabalya.

哦，那是賈巴亞。

He hates that place.

他憎恨那個地方。

Every time we go there, he's like, oh God, I hate this busy place.

每次我們去那裡，他都會說，哦，上帝，我討厭這個繁忙的地方。

Everybody's bothering me and I have no place to eat the chicken.

每個人都在打擾我，我沒有地方吃雞肉。

My least favorite district in Tokyo is Harajuku.

我在東京最不喜歡的地區是原宿。

It's a great place if you love clothes shopping, but I don't, I just don't and I never will.

如果你喜歡買衣服，這是一個很好的地方，但我不喜歡，我就是不喜歡，而且我永遠不會喜歡。

That's really close to shibuya.

這離涉谷真的很近。

I'm not really sure you should wait.

我不太確定你是否應該等待。

Which one is closer to Harajuku, shibuya or Shinjuku?

澀谷和新宿哪個更靠近原宿？

I'm gonna, I'm gonna let you guys, I think by proxy I was the closest geographically.

我要，我要讓你們，我想通過代理，我在地理上是最接近的。

So you take the hearts.

所以，你拿著心。

Why did you choose to?

你為什麼選擇這樣做？

Because he hates people.

因為他憎恨人。

How does, how does your ship?

如何，你的船怎麼了？

Uh, that's uh, is that uh, you Question three If Chris were a creature, what would he be if Chris was a creature?

呃，那是呃，是呃，你問題三 如果克里斯是一個生物，如果克里斯是一個生物，他將是什麼？

I think almost certainly he would be a frog because he jumps from place to place around Japan.

我認為幾乎可以肯定的是，他將是一隻青蛙，因為他在日本的各個地方跳來跳去。

Hey, Hey Siegel be anyone back.

嘿，嘿，西格爾是任何人回來。

See porpoise purpose.

見鼠海豚的目的。

Did you say it like that on purpose or de dum see you go, I'm going to see you go.

你是故意這樣說的，還是de dum看到你走了，我就會看到你走。

He uh, he loves his drone shots.

他呃，他喜歡他的無人機拍攝。

I think just to get an aerial view on everything.

我想只是為了從空中俯瞰一切。

They can nick people's chips as well, grab it.

他們也可以從別人的籌碼上缺口，抓住它。

I would choose to be a purpose because I could roll around on the beach all day and to be honest, it would be too different from what I do now purposes a dolphin, isn't it?

我會選擇做一個目的，因為我可以整天在沙灘上打滾，說實話，這和我現在做的目的海豚有太大的不同，不是嗎？

Do they roll on beaches?

他們會在海灘上打滾嗎？

They're dying?

他們正在死亡？

Have I gone?

我走了嗎？

Have I gone 39 years.

我是否已經走了39年。

Thinking of politics is something that is not, I think that frog and rabbit were relatively close to the train of thought.

想到政治這個東西，我覺得青蛙和兔子是比較接近的思路。

I feel like we're really Greece got into my skin and holiday.

我覺得我們真的是希臘進入了我的皮膚和假期。

100 favorite scent.

100個最喜歡的香味。

I'm sorry, his favorite scent.

對不起，他最喜歡的氣味。

Yeah, Easy.

是的，輕鬆。

Mom might smell, he like mom might let's open like a smell my, my smell.

媽媽可能會聞到，他像媽媽一樣可能會讓我們打開像聞到我的，我的氣味。

Oh, of course I first thought lilacs, but that can't be right.

哦，當然我首先想到的是丁香花，但這不可能是正確的。

So I'm going to have to say the smell of a freshly cooked chicken coming from the kitchen.

是以，我不得不說從廚房傳來的新鮮雞肉的味道。

It's probably mine as well here fried chicken.

這可能是我的，也是這裡的炸雞。

Let's go with that.

我們就這麼辦吧。

My favorite scent is that of a toasty bonfire on a cold winter's eve because I love christmas and I love pubs.

我最喜歡的氣味是在寒冷的冬日前夕的溫暖的篝火，因為我喜歡聖誕節，也喜歡酒吧。

I love sitting around the fireplace closely followed by bananas because I think they smell good.

我喜歡坐在壁爐周圍，緊接著是香蕉，因為我覺得它們聞起來很香。

Like objectively.

比如說客觀上。

They smell really nice.

他們聞起來真的很好。

I like like banana flavored sweets and milkshakes.

我喜歡喜歡香蕉味的糖果和奶昔。

The bonfires are still better.

篝火還是比較好的。

What did you say?

你說什麼？

Fried chicken?

炸雞？

That's what I said.

這就是我所說的。

That's a fried chicken.

那是一隻炸雞。

All right.

好的。

You get, you get, you know, I think marmite over an open fire sounds pretty good, caviar am tour question five.

你得到的，你得到的，你知道的，我認為明火燒臘聽起來很不錯，魚子醬是第五個旅遊問題。

What is chris is most used phrase in japanese.

什麼是克里斯是日本人最常用的短語。

He's tough.

他很堅強。

He said they're easy.

他說他們很容易。

Let me think of how chris would say autumn in Moscow.

讓我想一想，克里斯會怎麼說莫斯科的秋天。

Hi.

你好。

Oh, hi.

哦，你好。

Oh my gosh, that's for sure.

哦，我的天哪，那是肯定的。

He always mm tomorrow.

他總是在明天的時候才來。

Come on.

來吧。

Sorry.

對不起。

I'm struggling twisting.

我在掙扎著扭動。

Um, there you go.

嗯，這就對了。

Yeah, the pressure's getting to these, There is, you know, he's always filming.

是的，這些壓力越來越大，有，你知道，他總是在拍戲。

So obviously when you're filming you have to have kind of the confidence to go in and go in places and film or you could miss the shot.

是以，很明顯，當你拍攝時，你必須有一種信心，進入和進入的地方和拍攝，否則你可能會錯過鏡頭。

So I'm gonna get something simple like uh cinemas or like, you know, sorry for getting in the way.

所以我打算弄點簡單的東西，比如呃電影院或者像，你知道，對不起，妨礙你了。

He's a very polite boy as well.

他也是一個非常有禮貌的男孩。

So uh yeah, she told me not to say that because he was always filming.

所以，呃，是的，她告訴我不要這樣說，因為他總是在拍戲。

All right.

好的。

I hate to admit it, but my most used japanese phrase probably is family chicky studs on emotion as I do say it several times a week and that's that's not good, is it?

我不想承認，但我最常用的日語短語可能是 "情感上的小雞雞"，因為我每週都會說好幾次，這可不好，不是嗎？

Whoops.

嗚呼。

I said, he replied to the guy saying Tommy Moscow and he was like, okay, question, chris, it's good to youtube first future video out of there.

我說，他回覆了那個說湯米-莫斯科的人，他就說，好吧，問題，克里斯，很好，先在YouTube上把未來的視頻放出來。

So I, I know a couple of the early ones.

所以我，我知道幾個早期的人。

It might not be the first one, but it could be a japanese people trying marmite.

這可能不是第一個，但可能是一個日本人在嘗試Marmite。

It could be the robot restaurant in Shinjuku as well.

它也可能是新宿的機器人餐廳。

That was an early one, but I don't think that was the first one.

那是早期的作品，但我不認為那是第一個作品。

It could be nuts, keep falling over drunk and is a clear somewhere as well, huge fan.

它可能是堅果，保持醉倒，是一個明確的地方以及，巨大的風扇。

Uh Chris's stuff.

呃，克里斯的東西。

I know he's in his reason that room and he's talking about, he's talking too much and it was about uh teaching what is teaching, Like dammit, that's wrong.

我知道他在他的理由那個房間裡，他正在談論，他說得太多了，而且是關於呃教什麼是教，像該死的，那是錯誤的。

I know I'm, that's wrong.

我知道我，這是不對的。

I'm sorry chris uh heats bloom outside every morning noisy about a billion.

對不起，克里斯... ...他每天早上都會在外面吵吵嚷嚷地開花，大約有十億。

I don't think it's the first one, but I'm going to guess with japanese people trying marmite.

我不認為這是第一個，但我要猜測與日本人嘗試marmite。

My first study, Youtube video was inside my tiny japanese apartment and it took a whole year to get 1000 views on that video And that was only because I put the video on literally every single day to get an extra view incrementally.

我的第一個研究，Youtube視頻是在我的小日本公寓裡，花了整整一年時間才獲得1000次瀏覽量，而這只是因為我每天都把視頻放在字面上，以逐步獲得額外的瀏覽量。

Um, was desperate at the time and I still am, I said it was taken in his tiny japanese apart.

嗯，當時很絕望，我現在也是，我說這是在他的小日本里拍的，分開了。

So you don't get a stick up way right now.

所以你現在沒有得到一個棒子的方式。

We're still three questions left.

我們還剩下三個問題。

Yeah.

是的。

Uh, this whole, these are no longer need to use my long hey, question seven.

呃，這整個，這些都不再需要用我的長哎，問題七。

What is chris, go to karaoke yourself?

克里斯是什麼，自己去卡拉OK？

Oh, you know, it's funny.

哦，你知道，這很有趣。

I've never actually been to karaoke with chris plots.

我從來沒有真正和chris plots一起去唱過卡拉OK。

Don't you get you get beat, Not tiers four tiers.

你不要被你打敗了，不是四層的。

It's got to be an 80 song.

這一定是一首80年代的歌曲。

Okay, I'm on the right scent.

好吧，我的氣味是對的。

Well I'm gonna say it's space oddity.

好吧，我想說這是空間的奇特之處。

David Bowie, I should clarify, I know his favorite music, but I don't think it translates well into karaoke.

大衛-鮑伊，我應該澄清一下，我知道他最喜歡的音樂，但我不認為它能很好地轉化為卡拉OK。

So I don't think the Pesh mode particularly comes across.

所以我不認為佩什模式特別能體現出來。

It's a good karaoke song.

這是一首好的卡拉OK歌曲。

So I'm gonna guess Backstreet boys.

所以我猜后街男孩。

I want it that way.

我希望如此。

It's going to be so wrong and it's going to be so bad.

這將是非常錯誤的，它將是如此糟糕。

But maybe if you comment enough, you'll sing it before you reveal the answer.

但也許如果你的評論夠多，你會在揭曉答案之前唱出來。

Can I give a late answer.

我能否給一個遲到的答案。

Sure.

當然。

Yeah, it doesn't count.

是的，這不算數。

But what's the rescue team?

但救援隊是什麼？

No, it's a dispute like rescue and forget my proofs on.

不，這是一個像救援一樣的糾紛，忘記我的證明就可以了。

So I was, I was just kidding.

所以我是，我只是在開玩笑。

I was thinking rasputin when I said space oddity, I made space race.

我說空間怪異的時候想的是拉斯普廷，我做的是空間競賽。

I was thinking rasputin Russia.

我在想俄羅斯的拉斯普廷。

That's what I was going with its rescued and I knew it.

這就是我打算用它來拯救的，我知道。

I told you you're weirdly wrong Backstreet boys.

我告訴你，你是奇怪的錯誤后街男孩。

What is wrong with you?

你有什麼毛病？

Can I can I get off the point?

我能不能不談這個問題？

My go to karaoke song would have to be under the sea by Sebastian the crab.

我最喜歡的卡拉OK歌曲應該是螃蟹塞巴斯蒂安的《海底》。

Because no other song comes close to capturing the essence what life must be like under the sea sometimes.

因為沒有其他歌曲能接近捕捉到海下生活的本質，有時會是什麼樣子。

I wish I was down there.

我希望我在那裡。

I wish you were down there at the very bottom where no one could hear your lies and your bullshit answers.

我希望你在下面的最底層，沒有人可以聽到你的謊言和你的狗屁答案。

Have you ever heard him cry in his life?

你在生活中有沒有聽過他的哭聲？

He's never seen, never liar.

他從來沒有見過，從來沒有金光黨。

No hearts agreed.

沒有心同意。

No heart.

沒有心。

What is the perfect gift to himself?

什麼是給自己的完美禮物？

Oh and companies store and easy food, Family market chicken.

哦，還有公司的商店和簡易食品，家庭市場的雞。

I mean you can see in the production quality of these videos like keeping up with the trends with camera things.

我的意思是，你可以在這些視頻的製作品質中看到，比如跟上攝影機的趨勢。

So uh, a new camera lens it would be to the improvement of his channel.

所以，呃，一個新的相機鏡頭，這將是對他的頻道的改進。

So I'm gonna say it would be the newest camera slash lens.

所以我想說的是，這將是最新的相機斜面鏡頭。

The perfect gift for myself would be a camera lens.

給自己的完美禮物是一個相機鏡頭。

And in fact the answer was staring you in the face the whole time.

而事實上，答案一直都在盯著你的臉。

You can see it in the cleverly positioned mirrors where you go to many lenses.

你可以在你去很多鏡頭的地方的巧妙位置的鏡子裡看到它。

Why did I buy so many?

我為什麼要買這麼多？

Not even I know.

連我自己都不知道。

Well camera lens.

好的相機鏡頭。

We got one.

我們得到了一個。

We got All right.

我們得到了所有的權利。

There you go.

你去吧。

He has the many comments, Here's many birthdays, many busted abroad in Japan there.

他有許多評論，這裡有許多生日，在日本那裡有許多被破獲的國外。

Remember the two months got there, you cut your model.

記住這兩個月到了，你把你的模型剪了。

Kristen's favorite video on abroad in Japan.

克里斯汀最喜歡的關於在日本出國的視頻。

It's gotta be the Hokkaido video.

這一定是北海道的視頻。

I'm not playing favorites, but we did have a lot of fun.

我不是在耍心眼，但我們確實有很多樂趣。

It's not that one.

不是那個人。

It's the Fukushima documentary.

這是福島的記錄片。

That's the one I'm certain he was very proud of that and it's a good video.

這就是我可以肯定的是，他對這一點非常自豪，而且這是個很好的視頻。

It's the Fukushima documentary, The Fukushima documentary.

這是福島的紀錄片，福島的紀錄片。

I think that's a very special video and it's either that or it's filming doctor generally abandoned train carriage although, and I don't think that's yeah Fukushima, I think who Cosima memories, everybody looking sinking and the difficult culture pick up.

我認為這是一個非常特別的視頻，它要麼就是拍攝醫生一般被遺棄的火車車廂，雖然，我不認為那是呀福島，我認為誰科西瑪的記憶，每個人都看沉和困難的文化接。

He is like a crab a stack.

他就像一個螃蟹一疊。

I've been very lucky to do some incredible things over the years.

多年來，我非常幸運地做了一些不可思議的事情。

I've got to do documentaries on Fukushima, the tsunami.

我得做關於福島和海嘯的紀錄片。

I got to meet hide.

我得到了滿足隱藏。

Got to make nasty the movie.

得讓下流的電影。

But my favorite video is actually one of the simplest and it is in fact the horrors of Japanese english textbooks.

但我最喜歡的視頻實際上是最簡單的一個，它實際上是日本英語教科書的恐怖。

It's a video where I literally came home after school one day when I was a teacher And brought this ridiculous English textbook with me that it's just full of loads of spelling errors hadn't been proofread.

這是一段視頻，我在當老師時，有一天放學回家，帶來了這本可笑的英語課本，它充滿了大量的拼寫錯誤，沒有經過校對。

It just didn't make much sense and I just made fun of it for about 12 minutes and I think the best videos, the simplest ones and I love it.

它只是沒有什麼意義，我只是取笑了大約12分鐘，我認為最好的視頻，最簡單的視頻，我喜歡它。

I highly recommend checking it out one.

我強烈建議你去看看它一。

The best videos on pro in Japan, he will not stop saying how much he loves that documentary.

日本最好的職業視頻，他將不停地說他有多喜歡那部紀錄片。

A lot of the videos he's talked about, but every time he's interviewed or something, he's like, my favorite video is the Fukushima video.

他談到的很多視頻，但每次他接受採訪或什麼的時候，他都說，我最喜歡的視頻是福島的視頻。

He's very passionate about it.

他對這個問題非常有熱情。

Like for real, I thought that was his favorite documentary.

就像真的一樣，我以為那是他最喜歡的紀錄片。

Know the english, strange english words.

瞭解英語，陌生的英語單詞。

Uh, that should have been number one here.

呃，這應該是這裡的頭號問題。

Let's balance it out.

讓我們來平衡一下。

Okay, thanks Question 10.

好的，謝謝問題10。

Which friend would Chris take to a desert island and why a dog?

克里斯會帶哪個朋友去荒島，為什麼是狗？

Because he could be murdered and turned into a sailing boat.

因為他可以被謀殺，變成一艘帆船。