Name: 諾姆-麥克唐納說了一個最複雜的笑話 - CONAN on TBS (Norm Macdonald Tells The Most Convoluted Joke Ever - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-11-15T16:10:18.000Z
Duration: 4 min 16 s

when I was young there was a fellow uh bye went by the name of Jacques de Gautier and he was from thomas coming back and Jack dog.

在我年輕的時候，有一個叫雅克-德-戈蒂埃的人，他是從托馬斯回來的，還有傑克的狗。

過去簡單式

And he was while I was scrambling to get out of high school Jacques Ze Gatineau.

而他是在我爭先恐後地從高中雅克-澤-加蒂諾畢業時。

And already I think he just changed his last name.

而且我已經認為他剛剛改了姓。

Well, you know, a man grows uh yeah, mm hmm.

嗯，你知道，一個人的成長，嗯，嗯，嗯。

Doctor gets, you know, he went to McGill University and he got three degrees by golly and he went to the over across the pond to the fellows with Cambridge.

博士得到了，你知道，他去了麥吉爾大學，他得到了三個學位，天哪，他去了池塘對面的劍橋大學的研究員。

And we thought boy, he's gonna be the next we had Gene Marcia uh huh Peer through though.

我們想，孩子，他將是下一個我們有吉恩-馬西亞的人，但他是同行。

魁北克的三位智者由上帝安排。

Jacques Gastineau was going to be the next.

But he vanished And uh I met him, I started to do stand up and and travel from here to there and and to hear again.

但他消失了，我遇到了他，我開始做站立，並從這裡到那裡，並再次聽到。

And one that one time I was in Niagara Falls and by gosh I went over to the Seaworld there.

有一次，我在尼亞加拉瀑布，天哪，我去了那裡的海洋世界。

You know how they have the Seaworld, you know with the different fish.

你知道他們如何有海洋世界，你知道有不同的魚。

So I was checking out the beluga whales and stuff.

所以我在查看白鯨之類的東西。

不，那是，那只是一個服務員。

But he showed me to the place I wanted to see, which is where they feed the little baby dolphins because I love dolphins.

但他帶我去了我想看的地方，那是他們餵養小海豚的地方，因為我喜歡海豚。

And I go up to him and I go Zach to get in all.

我就去找他，我去找扎克，讓他把所有的東西都拿進來。

Canada's nation's capital of Ottawa and you, you were to be a great man, Jack to get to know.

加拿大的國家首都渥太華和你，你是要成為一個偉大的人，傑克要認識。

And we were all, you know, we pinned our olive olive thomas stick em in.

而我們都是，你知道，我們把我們的橄欖枝釘在托馬斯身上。

魁北克將我們的希望寄託在你身上。

Now that's a, that's a hell of a burden for a man to have a town's hopes pinned on them, isn't it?

對一個人來說，把一個鎮子的希望寄託在他們身上，這可是個不小的負擔，不是嗎？

So he was feeding these baby dolphins, you know, And I said, I'm ashamed of you.

所以他在餵養這些小海豚，你知道，我說，我為你感到羞愧。

Jacques they got to know you could have done so many great things.

雅克他們瞭解到你可以做這麼多偉大的事情。

And he said, well, he said, I think I'm serving a useful purpose.

他說，好吧，他說，我認為我在為一個有用的目的服務。

It's like somebody youthful point vous youthful purpose.

這就像某人的青春點vous青春的目的。

Who are you to criticize Oscar Pistorius.

你有什麼資格責備奧斯卡-皮斯托瑞斯。

It's like somebody saying, I gotta show you something.

這就像有人說，我得給你看點東西。

They chicken a four mile hike to show you a dog turn.

他們吃了四英里的徒步旅行，給你看了一個狗拐彎。

好吧，這就是你對CBS的真實看法。

We're getting less moving in this right to Les Moonves.

我們在這個權利上對萊斯-穆恩維斯的感動越來越少。

Unless this guy's got more of the quad humor.

除非這傢伙有更多的四角形幽默。