Woah!

哇！

Home to the cutest animals in the world.

世界上最可愛生物的家。

Oh, my gosh, it's Pretty Boy!

我的天啊，是美少男！

This is Mission Control patching you through to Pretty Boy now.

這裡是任務中心，現在帶你看看美少男。

Aww...

噢...

And the Outback's most dangerous animals.

還有澳洲內陸最危險的動物。

These animals are deadly.

這些動物非常致命。

Hear that horrible hiss?

聽到那恐怖的絲絲聲嗎？

Ugh! Gross.

噢！好噁。

Monsters. That's what they think we are in here.

怪物，那就是他們在這對我們的認知。

I say we break out tonight.

我們今晚逃出去吧。

You're a bunch of creepy animals; you're not gonna get five yards.

你們是一群詭異的動物，你們連五碼都走不到。

You're really mean.

你真的很壞。

But he's so adorable.

但他很可愛。

Look at his cute little bottom, like it was knitted by angels.

快看他可愛的小屁股，就像天使編織的。

- Grab him! - Go ahead and try.

- 抓到他！- 上來試試看啊。

Snakes can't climb.

蛇又不會爬樹。

Snakes can climb!

蛇會爬樹！

It's just easier.

這樣就更簡單了。

We're going back to the Outback.

我們要回到澳洲內陸。

- They've gone, sir. - We got some deadly creatures to hunt.

- 他們不見了，長官。- 我們要來追捕這些致命生物了。

- Grab hold of me. - Over there!

- 抓緊我。- 在那裡！

Where'd they go?

他們跑哪了？

Dear God, don't let me die with ugly animals!

老天爺，不要讓我跟醜陋的動物一起掛掉！

- Sweet. - Like a tiny cloud filled with hate.

- 好柔軟！- 就像一朵充滿厭惡的小雲。

I know it's scary.

我知道這很可怕。

But out here, we can be ourselves.

但到那裡後，我們就能做自己了。

The face of death!

面對死亡的表情！

I feel so liberated!

我覺得好自由！

Am I a duck? Am I a beaver?

我是鴨子？還是海狸？

It's very hard for me to buy clothes off the rack.

要買到現成的衣服很難。

I'm gonna catch those freaks!

我要抓到那些怪物！

I'll raise an army if I have to!

如果要招募一支大軍我也會做！

My bloomin' onions!

我的酥炸洋蔥花啊！

I've never had a pretty friend before.

我從來沒交過好看的朋友。

- Can I wipe my bottom with your fur? - What?

- 我可以用你的毛來擦屁股嗎？- 蛤？

I want to go home!

我想回家！

I'm hit! Oh, God, that was my lip.

我被打了！天啊，那是我的唇膏。

Where's the Fiji water?

Fiji 礦泉水在哪？

We drank it all. But here.

我們喝光了，但這裡有水。

What is it?

這是什麼？

My urine.

我的尿。

You know what this means?

你知道這代表什麼嗎？

You don't hate me anymore.

你不討厭我了。

I'm a Capricorn; I hate everybody.

我是摩羯座，我誰都討厭。