[clearing throat]

[sniffing]

Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out.

That was really good.

Think I'm ready for my penis now.

I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.

[laughing]

I'm Gail.

Chandler.

I...I, I really have to be somewhere

but it was nice meeting you.

What? Wha..

Oh, this is excellent. You know, he could have got me a VCR.

He could have got me a set of golf clubs

but no, he has to get me the woman repeller.

The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap!

- It's not that bad. - Oh, yeah, easy for you to say.

You don't have to walk around sporting some reject

from the Mr. T collection.

Chandler...Chandler.

"I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry!

"I do! I do!

I pity the fool that.."

Hi.

Hey, man, we were just doing

some, uh, impressions over here.

Do your Marcel Marceau.

That's actually good.

[instrumental music]

Hey, man. Look, it's my best bud.

How you doing?

Wow, you are really getting good

at that Marcel Marceau thing.

Hey, listen, what do you say, uh, we play some ball?

You and me, huh. What do you say?

Okay, that's my bad.

If you hated the bracelet so much, Chandler

you should've just said so.

Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet

even though I hated it say something

about our friendship and how much it means to me?

What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet

and you made fun of me?

Okay, well, that's the part where I'm a wank.

But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that.

Hey, come on, man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times.

I promise, I will never take it off my..

...wrist.

But if you-if you want to stay in there and be mad

you know, you just, uh, you stay in there.

You know what..

I am here on my knees..

...holding up these couch cushions..

...as a symbol of my sorrow and regret..

...much like they did in biblical times.

Though you may haveth anger now...