And I'm Randy Jackson.

And this is our pawn shop.

We deal in the unique.

The unusual.

And the barely legal.

And we always get the dial.

This is...

Barely Legal Pawn!

- I don't see in this why did you... - Excuse me.

Well.. Hello there mamacita.

Uhm, I'm here because I was...

uhm, wondering if you may be interested...

What you got there?

In purchasing this.

Look at that.

So I read somewhere that Celine Dion has her own Island.

And last night I had a little bit too much rose'...

did some online shopping...

So.. Now I have to pay for my own island.

Tinker Bell playing with a volleyball.

It is almost as pretty as her owner.

Well that's very kind, but actually, you know what?

That's a Primetime Emmy Award.

- Is it now? - It is.

I know exactly what it is.

But sometime you got to play dumb in this business to drive the price down.

And to whom was this awarded?

Uhm... To me.

Uhm, I'm... I'm Julia Louis-Dreyfus. So...

- Oh, oh... I knew I recognized you! -Yeah?

I love your show!

-What show? -Thank You.

Weeds!

I love your show! My God!

- This is a junk. - No, no.

Yeah. No that's actually not my show.

That's actually being Mary Louis-Parker.

That happens a lot. Because of the, you know, the "Louis-".

But anyway. Now, I'm on Veep, now.

Beep? What's Beep?

Sound comics. Beep Beep!

I never heard of it.

I know Veep.

You kidding me? I love it!

You know, I always had a thing for...

for her.

Yeah, well I mean... Obviously a lot of people know who I am.

Most people know who I am. And...

So it's kind of, I don't know, it's kind of a nice change of pace when they don't.

You know, it's sort of, sort of refreshing.

-Oh baby. -Yeah.

-This is pretty. -Thank You.

Now what was the category of this one?

It's actually written right there.

It says best supporting actress in a comedy.

uhm... supporting...

Would be better if it was a leading.

Hey... lay down... supporting...

It is a huge honor.

Thank You. It is. And it's a lot of work.

Actually sometimes it's more work to be a supporting player

than a lead actor, you know, depending on how much support you have to give.

Yeah, I agree.

- I agree. - Yeah.

So what show is this from. Because that's gonna have a lot to do with the value.

Well. It's Seinfeld.

The problem is that that show...

was a comedy.

Yes?

You see this would be much more valuable if it was for a drama.

- Yeah you know... - You kidding?

You know what they say... Comedy is easy... Drama is hard.

That's not what they say.

- That's how it is. - No, that isn't the saying.

-That's what the say. - It isn't.

Drama's a cinch.

Well. You'll be surprised of how many fakes come through here

So we gonna have to check this product.

You see. Stay tight.

Ok

Jesus Christ... Fu** I'm doing here.

Little test. Yeah.

Yeah.

It's. It is medal.

You don't have to make tests on it.

Oh Yeah.

Ok, that's... You... You need to...

get a hold of yourselves. And I need that back.

No no no, we're just about to make a deal.

I can't pawn my Emmy.

What am I... it's priceless to me.

I don't... I need it back. Ok?

He's not straight for cash. He's on tv, so...

Well, cable money though, so...

That'll make that.

Right?

-Here you go. -Thank You.

Listen.

Ok

Give us a call if you need anything else.

No, I don't want that, man.

Yeah. That's what I said.

Feisty.

She'll be back

No, I mean, the truth is...

it has a lot of sentimental value, the Emmy

so I'm glad I didn't have to really part with it, i guess.

So... And those guys were like... I don't know, you know...

I think one was like to fu** my Emmy or something...

It was, it's pretty funky in there.

so... yeah.

-I think we got it. Thank you so much. -We have it? Ok.

I just get your release signed.

Oh ok. What is this thing? What is it?

Just another pawn show.

And my attorney has looked into this I assume. Right?

Yeah sure. Thank you so much.

Oh my God I got to get another agent.

Where are my keys?

Oh sh**...

I don't have my keys.

Oh no, c'mon.

Oh my God.

Hello?

Hel...

Hey.

We wouldn't want anyone to sneak out. Now, would we?

You know why we call this place barely legal upon?

No.

We also run a puppy baden business.

But we are not licenced.

And they can be my dis-stink-tive.

It's so cute. Is it a boy or a girl?

Uh.. bitch!

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