From the director of two good Batman movies comes a film that will obliterate your eardrums

這個導演導了兩部很棒的蝙蝠俠電影，這部片將會

with deafening horn noises.

有震耳欲聾的號角聲

When dream thief Dominic Cobb gets his toughest assignment yet,

盜夢者多明尼克．科布被指派了他最艱鉅的任務

he'll assemble a team of experts, including

他將集合一隊伍的專家，包含

this small boy who can suddenly learn to make complex dream mazes

一陣塗鴉之後，可以突然畫出錯綜複雜夢迷宮的小男孩

after doodling, a chemist who is literally the worst driver

有著最爛開車技術的化學家

ever,

最爛的

and a sidekick whose only job is to explain the plot.

以及一個只需要負責解釋情節的助手

"In a dream, you can cheat architecture into impossible shapes."

在夢境中，你可以欺騙建築物至不可能的形狀

"Five minutes in the real world gives you an hour in the dream."

現實世界中的五分鐘可以讓你待在夢境中一小時

"In the dream state, your conscious defenses are lowered."

在夢的狀態裡，你防禦的潛意識會減弱

"You can't wake up from within the dream unless you die."

你無法自其中醒來除非死亡

"Raw, infinite subconscious. Nothing is down there - except for whatever might have been left behind

原始無限的潛意識，甚麼都不存在，除了被某人遺留的任何事物

by someone sharing the dream who's been trapped there before."

分享著曾經陷落的夢境

And yet, not even the characters in the movie can figure out what's

然而，在電影中的角色都搞不懂到底發生甚麼事

going on. "So what happens when we die?"

所以當我們死掉時會發生甚麼事？

"What's a kick?" "If this is my dream why can't I control this?!"

甚麼是反作用力？如果這是我的夢，為什麼我無法控制它？

"Wait, who's subconscious am I going into exactly?"

等等，我到底是要進入誰的潛意識？

"I'm just trying to understand." "How could you understand?"

我只是試著要搞清楚，你怎麼搞得清楚

"You don't understand."

你搞不清楚

To get back his children, Cobb's team will have to fight anonymous dream soldiers who have no idea how to

為了奪回他的孩子，科布的團隊必須與無名的夢境士兵對抗

hit anything with an automatic weapon, or duck.

這些士兵完全不知道如何運用自動武器攻擊，或是閃避

A movie so complex, it requires intense concentration at every moment -

這麼複雜的一部電影，每個情節佈局都需要完全的張力

which is really difficult when this guy goes over important plot points in a heavy accent.

所以當這個男的以濃厚的口音講述每個重要的對白是非常困難的

"My main competitor is an old man in poor health.

我最大的競爭者是一個病懨懨的老人

His son will soon inherit control of the corporation."

他的兒子將會繼承掌控公司

A supposedly original film that's actually just The Matrix,

推測原創版本電影事實上是＂駭客任務＂

but with creepier extras and unclear rules.

但是有著更詭異額外與模糊的線索

Witness Leonardo Dicaprio fight his way through any physical challenge,

目擊者李奧納多．狄卡皮歐突破一切物理定律

but struggle to squeeze through an alley way.

但是掙扎著擠出一條巷弄

Immerse yourself in the dreams of Christopher Nolan,

讓你沉浸在克里斯多福．諾蘭的夢境中

which apparently don't include sex, flying, or

顯然不包含性愛，飛翔，或者

any other things normal people dream of. A dream land where you can think of literally

任何一個正常人會夢到的。一個可以讓你想到任何武器的夢境

any weapon, but for some reason only dream of small-to-medium

卻因為某些原因只能出現中小型的槍枝

sized guns. Seriously, they couldn't dream up a tank or

說真的，為什麼他們夢不到坦克

something? Starring

或是其他武器？主演

Reonardo DiCaprio

雷歐納多．狄卡皮歐

Indian Seth Rogen

印度版賽斯．羅根

Fivehead

大額頭

The cast of The Dark Knight Rises

＂黑暗騎士：黎明昇起＂的卡司

George Takei

喬治．武井

The son from Third Rock from the Sun

＂歪星撞地球＂裡的兒子

and a dreidel.

以及一個猶太陀螺

INCEPTION.

＂全面啟動＂

If Cobb couldn't enter the country, wouldn't Michael Cain just fly the kids out to him?

如果科布無法進入那個國家，米高．肯恩把孩子帶給他不就解決了嗎？

Ugh, whatever.

恩，不管了

Thanks for a great year, Screen Junkies! Tell us what movie you want to see us cover

謝謝這麼美好的一年，＂癮迷＂們！告訴我們你們還想在2013看些甚麼電影

in 2013. Also leave us a comment below with something

留言給我們

you'd like to hear me say in my amazing voice.

讓我們知道大家想聽我用美妙的聲音說些甚麼．．．＠！＄％～）＊＃