Oh my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Okay, I'm gonna do it.

好吧，我要去做。

How does one L almost cut my finger?

怎麼會有一個L幾乎切到我的手指？

Yeah, mm I've done it.

是的，毫米我已經做了。

I've cut my own fringe, made it a bit shorter.

我剪了自己的流蘇，把它弄短了一點。

I tried to tidy it up a little bit and this is what I look like Now.

我試著把它整理了一下，這就是我現在的樣子。

Today in today's video I am dying my hair half purple, half pink.

在今天的視頻中，我將頭髮染成一半紫色，一半粉紅色。

In the follow up to having dyed my hair purple and then washed this side with function of beauty shampoo and this side with head and shoulders.

在後續的工作中，我把頭髮染成了紫色，然後用美容洗髮水的功能洗了這一邊，用頭和肩洗了這一邊。

The head and shoulders side washed out a lot faster.

頭部和肩部一側衝刷得更快。

So this is going to be the pink side.

所以這將是粉紅色的一面。

This will be the purple side.

這將是紫色的一面。

And what's that?

那是什麼呢？

I hear you yelling Alex, why are you doing this to your hair?

我聽到你在喊Alex，你為什麼要對你的頭髮這樣做？

Why are you torturing your hair like this?

你為什麼要這樣折磨你的頭髮？

Please stop.

請停止。

Why would you do such a thing?

你為什麼要做這種事？

Because I like to make people mad.

因為我喜歡讓人生氣。

Every time I get a comment telling me what I should do with my own hair, it infuriates me enough to make me want to destroy my hair even further.

每次我收到一個評論，告訴我應該如何處理我自己的頭髮，都會激怒我，使我想進一步破壞我的頭髮。

So if you're one of these people, it's thanks to you that today's video is happening.

是以，如果你是這些人中的一員，今天的視頻正是得益於你。

But in all seriousness, my long term plan is basically to destroy my hair as much as I possibly can and then shave it off or if I don't shave it off, I'll at least cut it very, very short and start again, my natural red hair.

但說實在的，我的長期計劃基本上是儘可能多地破壞我的頭髮，然後把它剃掉，或者如果我不剃掉，我至少會把它剪得非常非常短，然後重新開始，我的自然紅髮。

Pre bleaching it a few times.

預先漂白了幾次。

Had not been cut in over a decade and it was very dry and damaged because obviously, you know, every time you cut your hair and you let it grow out, you get nicer.

已經有十多年沒有剪過頭髮了，而且非常乾燥和損壞，因為顯然，你知道，每次你剪了頭髮，讓它長出來，你就會變得更漂亮。

Fresher hare having not cut my hair ever.

我沒有剪過頭髮，所以比較新鮮。

My hair was very damaged anyway, so I figure let's just do everything I ever wanted to do as a teenager to my hair while it's so damaged.

反正我的頭髮已經非常受損了，所以我想，趁著頭髮受損，我們就把我十幾歲時想做的事情都做了吧。

And then I look forward to having a short red bob and letting it grow out and be luscious and fresh once again.

然後我期待著有一個紅色的短髮，讓它長出來，再一次變得茂盛和新鮮。

But that day is not today.

但那一天不是今天。

No, today is the day I will be using attitude house two tone treatment.

不，今天是我將使用態度屋雙色調處理的日子。

Hair color in the shade, pastel, violet and april skin turn up color treatment in the shade pink.

頭髮顏色的陰影，粉色，紫色和四月的皮膚翻起顏色處理的陰影粉紅色。

Now both of these products say on their instructions to shampoo your hair and then apply them to damp hair.

現在這兩種產品的說明書上都說要洗頭，然後把它們塗在溼發上。

So, time to say goodbye to the wolf cut as it is right now.

是以，是時候向現在的狼性切割說再見了。

I don't have long because I'm trying to get all of this done before my husband comes home.

我的時間不長，因為我想在我丈夫回家之前完成所有這些工作。

So let's go quickly shampoo my hair and hope that I have left enough time to get this done.

是以，讓我們趕快去洗頭，希望我留下足夠的時間來完成這個任務。

So let's do it.

是以，讓我們行動起來吧。

Mhm, wow, that is a weird feeling my hair is so short now I just I just want to do this and I was like, no, Yeah, you know what, I'm already loving how much easier it is to draw my head now that there's less of it.

嗯，哇，那是一種奇怪的感覺，我的頭髮現在很短，我只是我只想做這個，我當時想，不，是的，你知道嗎，我已經愛上了現在畫我的頭有多容易，因為它的數量少。

It's actually a lot more enjoyable gloves.

實際上，這是更令人愉快的手套。

I feel like I should change my top.

我覺得我應該改變我的上衣。

I don't want this top to get hair dye on it.

我不想讓這件上衣沾上染髮劑。

All right.

好的。

I'm ready.

我已經準備好了。

I have the shirt on and I've brushed my hair a little bit and I can actually see kind of what it looks like now because when it was all sort of curly and everything, I couldn't quite tell the shape.

我穿上了襯衫，我把頭髮梳理了一下，我實際上可以看到它現在的樣子，因為當它全部都是捲曲的時候，我不太清楚它的形狀。

But now that I can see these bits are longer, there's a little bit of shorter areas here and I have hope that if I go to a professional, the professional will be able to fix it up nicely for me.

但是現在我可以看到這些位子比較長，這裡有一點比較短的地方，我有希望，如果我去找專業人士，專業人士能夠為我很好地修復它。

So anyway, let's do pink first.

是以，無論如何，讓我們先做粉紅色。

Now they say that this is a treatment and it says 20 different herbal extracts.

現在他們說這是一種治療方法，上面說有20種不同的草藥提取物。

Nourish damaged here while giving a vivid color to the hair.

滋養這裡受損的頭髮，同時給頭髮一個生動的顏色。

So, it's not just a hair dye.

是以，它不僅僅是一種染髮劑。

It's a treatment as well.

這也是一種治療。

Alright, let's see.

好吧，讓我們看看。

Oh, it's a lot darker than I thought it would be, wow.

哦，這比我想象的要黑暗得多，哇。

It's very, very, very dark.

這是非常、非常、非常黑暗的。

Okay, look, okay, let's go, let's do this.

好吧，聽著，好吧，我們走吧，我們來做這個。

I'm just gonna do it like this.

我就這樣做吧。

Oh, Oh, it smells like cherries.

哦，哦，它聞起來像櫻桃。

It's literally cherry center.

這簡直就是櫻桃中心。

It's like that artificial cherry center.

這就像那個人造櫻桃中心。

This is going through my hair very easily.

這東西很容易穿過我的頭髮。

See.

見。

It's like there's dad.

這就像有爸爸一樣。

Now let's see just how much of this I end up using on half a head of hair half ahead of, but not very much hair left.

現在讓我們看看，我最終在半邊頭的頭髮上用了多少這樣的東西，半邊頭的頭髮領先，但剩下的頭髮不多。

Mm hmm.

嗯，嗯。

Yeah.

是的。

All right.

好的。

So the peak side is done and it's quite a deep color actually.

所以高峰的一面已經完成了，它的顏色其實很深。

It's quite a deep red, nervous nervous.

它是相當深的紅色，緊張不安。

Anyway, I'm very interested about this one.

總之，我對這個人非常感興趣。

This is the two tone treatment hair color.

這是雙色調處理的髮色。

And I don't really understand why it says two tone, but on the back it says mystical and vivid color For two tone hair in 10 minutes to tone.

而且我不太明白為什麼說是雙色，但背面寫著神祕而生動的顏色 對於雙色的頭髮在10分鐘內調好。

I don't understand what that means.

我不明白這意味著什麼。

So, let's find out.

那麼，讓我們來看看。

Well, it looks like a quite deep purple.

嗯，它看起來像一個相當深的紫色。

It's like blueberry jam smells really nice.

這就像藍莓果醬的味道非常好聞。

It's not like lollies.

它不像棒棒糖。

It smells so good.

它聞起來很好。

The color is called pastel violet, but this is looking very, very dark.

這個顏色被稱為柔和的紫色，但這看起來非常非常暗。

All right.

好的。

Both colors are on now.

這兩種顏色現在都在進行。

We set the time off and we wait 20 minutes while we wait.

我們把時間設定為關閉，我們在等待時等待20分鐘。

I need to go put chickens away.

我需要去把雞放好。

So, come with me.

所以，跟我一起去吧。

Come on, Lucky.

來吧，幸運。

Let's go find the cookies.

我們去找餅乾吧。

Little girl.

小女孩。

Hi.

你好。

What's going on?

發生了什麼事？

Hello?

喂？

What do you want?

你想要什麼？

You're gonna go to bed.

你要去睡覺了。

Come on, everyone, come to bed.

來吧，每個人都到床上來。

Come on this way.

請往這邊走。

Come on girls, come on girls, let's go, come on, let's go, keep going, yep.

來吧，女孩們，來吧，讓我們走，來吧，讓我們走，繼續走，是的。

Let's go.

我們走吧。

Come on girls, come on, come on, ladies, come on.

來吧，女孩們，來吧，來吧，女士們，來吧。

Yeah, keep going, keep going.

是的，繼續前進，繼續前進。

Yeah, let's go.

是的，我們走吧。

Little girls, kevin, let's go this way.

小女孩，凱文，讓我們走這邊。

Come on girls into bed.

來吧，女孩們上床吧。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Got any more for me anymore.

再也沒有給我準備任何東西了。

Excuse me.

請原諒我。

Sorry, I don't mean to be rude.

對不起，我不是故意要無禮。

Don't mind me.

不要管我。

Sorry, thank you.

對不起，謝謝你。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Very good.

非常好。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Lucky.

很幸運。

Uhh, you're supposed to be a herding dog.

呃，你應該是一隻牧羊犬。

You are a Shetland sheepdog.

你是一隻設得蘭牧羊犬。

Can you go.

你能不能去。

Heard those ones pleased that they're not being obedient girls.

聽到那些人高興地說他們不是聽話的女孩。

Little girls stay away from my hide rangers.

小女孩離我的藏羚羊遠點。

Hello?

喂？

Hello.

你好。

It's time for bed.

是時候睡覺了。

Do you like my hair, mango?

你喜歡我的頭髮嗎，芒果？

How to catch a chicken 1st.

如何抓到一隻雞第一。

You have to find some, Here's some now wrap your arms around them and there you have it.

你必須找到一些，這裡有一些，現在用你的手臂包住它們，你就可以了。

You've caught a chicken or to, you know, sometimes people die their white silkie bantam chickens.

你抓了一隻雞或到，你知道，有時人們死了他們的白烏骨雞。

Obviously you have to use natural products, so perhaps I should dunk her in some beetroot juice.

顯然，你必須使用天然產品，所以也許我應該把她浸在一些甜菜根汁裡。

Uh I have run out of room for the eggs.

呃，我已經沒有地方放雞蛋了。

I guess I'm having cash for dinner.

我想我要用現金做晚餐了。

Uh, so here we are.

呃，所以我們在這裡。

And it's a little bit hard for me to separate.

而這對我來說有點難以分開。

There's probably, I'm ending up with some pink on the purple side and purple on the pink side, but I'll figure it out.

可能有，我最後在紫色一側有一些粉紅色，在粉紅色一側有一些紫色，但我會弄清楚的。

But color color is not pastoral unacceptable.

但是顏色顏色不是牧民不能接受的。

So I'm actually going to duck back into the shower and rinse this out.

所以我實際上要躲回淋浴間，把這個沖洗掉。

Probably one more time with some shampoo.

可能再用一些洗髮水洗一次。

I'm going to use head and shoulders again because I want to wash it down a little bit.

我又要用頭和肩，因為我想把它沖淡一點。

So it's a little bit more pastoral because at the moment the pink.

是以，它更有一點牧民的味道，因為此刻的粉紅色。

Yeah, it's a real sort of cherry kind of pink.

是的，它是一種真正的櫻桃色的粉紅色。

The purple is, I mean not massively different to the purple that I used before, but this pink side.

紫色是，我的意思是與我以前使用的紫色沒有大的區別，但這個粉紅色的一面。

We've got to get this under control.

我們必須控制住局面。

So let's jump in the shower.

是以，讓我們跳進浴室。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah, mm.

是的，毫米。

All right.

好的。

Well I have washed the pink side four times with shampoo.

好吧，我已經用洗髮水把粉紅色的一面洗了四次。

I left the purple side because I wanted the purple to be a bit stronger.

我留下了紫色的一面，因為我想讓紫色更強烈一些。

And uh this is the outcome.

而呃這就是結果。

I'm not I'm not overjoyed.

我不是我不是喜出望外。

I will say that I don't mind it.

我要說的是，我並不介意這一點。

I'm happy to live with it for a couple of days, but I definitely prefer the more pastoral sort of hair.

我很高興能和它相處幾天，但我肯定更喜歡更有田園氣息的那種頭髮。

And I was really, really surprised that washing this four times with head and shoulders shampoo didn't make the color budge.

我真的非常驚訝，用頭肩頂的洗髮水洗了四次也沒有讓顏色變淡。

It hardly budged at all the amount of times that I've dyed my hair jumped in the shower, under the water with head and shoulders shampoo on and the color has just run straight off the hair.

我在淋浴時，在水面下用頭肩頂的洗髮水跳著染髮，顏色直接從頭髮上流走，這幾乎沒有任何變化。

This one it didn't, there was a bit of color and then that was it.

這一次它沒有，有一點顏色，然後就這樣了。

And then it didn't budge.

然後它就沒有動靜了。

So, I feel like this pink is going to be with me for quite a while.

是以，我覺得這種粉紅色將伴隨我相當長的一段時間。

The purple is unusual.

紫色是不尋常的。

I do see why they call it two tone because in some light it looks a really dark gray, but then I shift my head to a different position and it does look like a light kind of purple.

我確實明白為什麼他們稱之為雙色，因為在某些光線下，它看起來真的是深灰色，但我把頭移到不同的位置，它確實看起來像一種淺紫色。

So tell me what you guys think in the comment section down below.

所以在下面的評論區告訴我你們的想法。

Um I had a little bit too much wine while I was waiting for dan to come home.

嗯，我在等丹回家的時候喝了點酒，有點多了。

And uh, wine and scissors don't mix Well, I ended up trimming my fringe a little bit more because I thought, oh, you know, the wolf cut needs a shorter fringe at the front to look like it's got more layers and I ended up kind of ruining my friend.

呃，酒和剪刀是不能混為一談的 好吧，我最後把我的流蘇修剪得更多一些，因為我想，哦，你知道，狼的髮型需要在前面有一個更短的流蘇，看起來有更多的層次，我最後有點毀了我的朋友。

It was ruined already.

它已經被毀了。

Don't get me wrong, I completely understand and accept the fact that I've ruined my hair, but I don't care.

不要誤會我的意思，我完全理解並接受我毀了我的頭髮這一事實，但我不在乎。

Yeah, I've ruined the fringe even more so now, so I think a couple of weeks worth of growth will bring me through to mid november, I would say.

是的，我現在已經把邊緣毀掉了，所以我想幾周的增長會讓我到11月中旬，我會說。

And by that point I'll be able to actually visit hair salon and have a professional fix this situation.

到那時，我就可以真正去髮廊，讓專業人士來解決這種情況。

But for now for someone that's staying at home, not seeing anyone else, only having hundreds of thousands of people on the internet seeing me, but I'm not actually seeing anyone in person, so I, I really don't mind if my hair is a little bit whack.

但是現在對於一個呆在家裡的人來說，不和別人見面，只有互聯網上的幾十萬人看到我，但我實際上沒有和任何人見面，所以我，我真的不介意我的頭髮有一點不正常。

The only person that's going to see it is my husband.

唯一會看到它的人是我丈夫。

And speaking of, he did come home, unfortunately, I did not managed to get all of this done in time to just greet him at the door with a new hairstyle.

說到這裡，他確實回家了，不幸的是，我沒能及時做好這一切，只是在門口用新發型迎接他。

He went to come up the stairs and I was like, no, wait, I'm filming, please stay downstairs.

他去上樓，我說，不，等等，我在拍戲，請留在樓下。

He's like, okay, so he hasn't come upstairs yet, so he hasn't seen the poor thing's been sitting down there watching episode one of campaign three of critical role.

他想，好吧，所以他還沒有上樓，所以他還沒有看到這個可憐的東西一直坐在下面看關鍵作用的第三戰役的第一集。

So he's having a great time.

所以他過得很開心。

But I'm gonna yell out to him and I'm going to get him to come up and we're going to catch his reaction because he has no idea that I've done this.

但我要向他喊話，我要讓他上來，我們要抓住他的反應，因為他不知道我已經做了這個。

So without further ado, let me set up a sneaky spike him.

是以，不再多說，讓我設置一個偷偷摸摸秒殺他。

Yeah.

是的。

Oh my goodness, wow.

哦，我的天啊，哇。

Well it's you, what have you done going off and snuck away?

是你啊，你都做了些什麼，竟然偷偷摸摸地走了？

What do you think it's really pretty?

你認為它真的漂亮嗎？

Did you drop some of your hair too?

你的頭髮也掉了一些嗎？

Oh it's really, he's really nice to.

哦，這是真的，他真的很好。

Oh wow, that's really pretty.

哦，哇，這真是太漂亮了。

It's got a real like silvery nous to it when you think of the new hairstyle, did you try lots of your hair too?

當你想到新的髮型時，它有一個真正的像銀色的努斯，你也嘗試了很多你的頭髮嗎？

Okay.

好的。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

I'm just like it a little better a little bit.

我只是喜歡它稍微好一點兒一點兒。

It's this much, it's a lot of hair say ho ho ho.

就是這麼多，是很多的頭髮說嗬嗬嗬。

Alright guys, well that's it, that's everything.

好了，夥計們，好了，就是這樣，這就是一切。

I'm going to end this video here before I do any more damage because the longer that I look at it the more that I want to just do a little bit of a snippy snip here and a snippy snip there, that's just me being impatient if I just leave it for a couple of weeks, I'll be able to go see your hairdresser who can do it for me properly and uh I'm really looking forward to that because this is a hairstyle that I want to hang on to for a little bit before I go cutting it any shorter.

在我做任何更多的損害之前，我要在這裡結束這段視頻，因為我看得越久，我就越想在這裡剪一下，在那裡剪一下，這只是我不耐煩，如果我把它放置幾個星期，我就可以去見你的美髮師，他可以為我好好做，呃，我真的很期待，因為這是一個髮型，我想在我去剪短它之前堅持一下子。

If you keep an eye on my videos over the coming weeks, you will see this hair dye as it slowly starts to fade, I'm going to be washing it quite regularly to try and dilute it down to get a bit more of a pastel color, so don't forget to subscribe and turn on notifications if you want to hang around the channel, keep an eye on my hair, keep an eye on my shenanigans, maybe live vicariously through me.

如果你在未來幾周內留意我的視頻，你會看到這個染髮劑慢慢開始褪色，我將定期清洗它，試圖稀釋它，以獲得更多的粉色，所以別忘了訂閱並打開通知，如果你想在這個頻道上閒逛，留意我的頭髮，留意我的惡作劇，也許通過我活得很開心。

There's a lot of people that tell me Alex I would love to dye my hair, but I can't because of work or I'm just not brave enough and they enjoy watching me do all sorts of crazy things to my hair.

有很多人告訴我，亞歷克斯我很想染髮，但因為工作原因我不能染，或者我只是不夠勇敢，他們喜歡看我對頭髮做各種瘋狂的事情。

So if there's anything that you want to see me do before I finally go short, go back to read and just leave it alone from that point onwards.

是以，如果在我最後做空之前，你有什麼想看到我做的事情，請回去閱讀，從那一刻起就不要管了。

If there's anything that you want to see me do before that happens, just drop a comment down below and let me know because I am so happy to a mess around and do some more damage looking to protect yourself or do some damage to your hair, but for the sake of Skyrim enter people, I will love you and leave you, so thank you guys so much for watching and I'll see you next time, huh?

如果在這之前有什麼你想看到我做的事情，就在下面留言，讓我知道，因為我很高興一亂，做一些更多的損害，尋找保護自己或對你的頭髮做一些損害，但為了天龍八部進入人，我會愛你，離開你，所以非常感謝你們的觀看，下次見，呵呵。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm Yeah, Yeah.

嗯，是的，是的。

Mhm Yeah.

嗯，是的。

Mhm Yeah.

嗯，是的。