- And I'm Amber.

- 而我是琥珀。

- And this is everything we eat in a day.

- 而這是我們一天所吃的一切。

- The first thing we do when we wake up is...

- 我們醒來後做的第一件事是...

- When you wake up every time I wake up, she's gone.

- 當你醒來的時候，每次我醒來的時候，她就已經走了。

I wake up at like three in the afternoon.

我在下午三點左右就醒來了。

- I am usually in the kitchen, making eggs and sausage.

- 我通常在廚房裡，做雞蛋和香腸。

- Eggs and sausage is my jam.

- 雞蛋和香腸是我的強項。

- And sometimes pancakes.

- 有時還有煎餅。

- She tried to figure out keto pancakes.

- 她試圖弄清酮症煎餅。

- (Amber) Yeah.

- (琥珀) 是的。

- It's not gone. Well.

- 它沒有消失。好吧。

- We don't always eat breakfast in the morning.

- 我們並不總是在早上吃早餐。

I do get up at eight to get the kids ready in the morning.

我確實在早上八點起床，讓孩子們做好準備。

And then I go back to sleep.

然後我就回去睡覺了。

- We're trying to do keto and intermittent fasting.

- 我們正在嘗試做酮症和間歇性禁食。

- (Amber) Hmm.

- (琥珀) 嗯。

- We try to start our food window at three.

- 我們試圖在三點開始我們的食物窗口。

- I like coffee and tea. He drinks iced coffee.

- 我喜歡咖啡和茶。他喝冰咖啡。

- Oh my God. Drinks.

- 哦，我的上帝。飲料。

- And you don't like cold.

- 而且你不喜歡寒冷。

- There's that?

- 那是什麼？

What was that last thing that we had last night?

我們昨晚吃的最後一樣東西是什麼？

The lobster roll... hot bread with cold lobster.

龍蝦卷......熱麵包配冷龍蝦。

- (Amber) The lobster was cold.

- 琥珀）龍蝦是冷的。

After two, we usually have a,

兩次之後，我們通常會有一個。

a delivery of food from our good friend, Nick... Soul Keto.

我們的好朋友尼克送來的食物......靈魂凱託。

- A typical lunch from Soul Keto is one portion control.

- Soul Keto的典型午餐是一個份量控制。

It was a little upsetting at first, but let me see.

開始時有點不高興，但讓我看看。

What's my favorite thing? What is my favorite?

我最喜歡的東西是什麼？我最喜歡的是什麼？

- (Amber) Jerked chicken?

- (Amber) 擼管雞？

- Oh my God, that.

- 哦，我的上帝，那。

- The jerked chicken wings.

- 醃製的雞翅。

- I kept trying to find a reason to

- 我一直試圖找到一個理由來

eat those back-to-back oh my God,

吃那些背對背的東西，哦，我的上帝。

The Swedish meatballs.

瑞典的肉丸子。

- The Keto Swedish meatballs.

- 酮症瑞典肉丸。

- Funny story about the Swedish meatballs,

- 關於瑞典肉丸子的有趣故事。

the gravy that came in them.

他們中的肉汁。

I thought I was a mashed potatoes and I was just eating the

我以為我是一個土豆泥，我只是在吃。

gravy. Just, just like, as a regular man.

肉汁。只是，就像，作為一個普通人。

- (Amber) It is so good.

- (琥珀)它是如此的好。

- Amber is the snack queen. Me I'm just like a chip guy.

- 琥珀是零食女王。我就像一個吃薯片的人。

If I get like hungry at like 1:00 AM or something like that,

如果我在凌晨1點或類似情況下感到飢餓。

I'll just grab a bag of chips or five and

我就拿起一袋或五袋薯片，然後

(Awkward laughter)

(尷尬的笑聲)

- (Amber) Yeah I wake up sometimes

- 是的，我有時會醒過來

and you're over there snacking on chips.

而你在那邊吃著薯片。

- Way to sneak those chips in it's the open,

- 悄悄地把那些薯片放進去，這是公開的。

the chips in another room, Also

在另一個房間裡的芯片，還有

Maybe not open a family size pack of the chips.

也許不能打開家庭大小的薯片包裝。

- (Amber) I like strange snacks.

- (琥珀)我喜歡奇怪的零食。

- It's a meat.

- 這是一種肉。

- So...

- 所以...

- It's just a bag of meat.

- 這只是一袋肉而已。

- No its Filet Mignon chips

- 不，是菲力牛排片

I order strange exotic snacks from different countries from

我從不同的國家訂購奇怪的異國風味小吃，從

this man in Arizona. His name is pops exotic.

這個人在亞利桑那州。他的名字是pops exotic。

He has every rare snack you can think of.

他有你能想到的所有罕見的零食。

If he doesn't have it, you can ask him for it.

如果他沒有，你可以向他要。

And he'll find it for you.

而他會為你找到它。

That really tastes like steak.

這真的像牛排的味道。

- That tastes a lot like steak.

- 這味道很像牛排。

- How did they do that?

- 他們是如何做到的？

- Oh its a gummy, I'll rock this.

- 哦，它是一個軟糖，我將搖滾這個。

- Are you sure?

- 你確定嗎？

- Yeah

- 是的

- Are you not scared?

- 你不害怕嗎？

- You don't know who I am or something?

- 你不知道我是誰還是什麼？

- (Collective laughter)

- (集體笑聲)

- Yeah, nah, I feel like, okay, so this is a little nitro.

- 是的，不，我覺得，好吧，所以這是一個小的硝基。

The world's hottest gummy bear.

世界上最熱門的小熊軟糖。

- (Amber) World's hottest, gummy bear.

- 琥珀）世界上最熱的，軟糖熊。

- (Ominous music begins)

- (不祥的音樂開始)

- (Amber) I'm so scared.

- (琥珀) 我很害怕。

- Oh *beep* this is hot, its hot as *Beep*

- 哦，*Beep*這很熱，它的熱度是*Beep*。

- (Amber begins to laugh)

- (琥珀開始笑)

- (Amber) Oh no, little nitro.

- 哦，不，小尼特羅。

- Oh *beep* this is hot

- 哦，*beep*這是很熱的

- (Amber) Oh no.

- (琥珀) 哦，不。

- (T-Pain sighs)

- (T-Pain嘆氣)

- Don't touch your eyes. (laughter)

- 不要碰你的眼睛。(笑聲)

- (T-Pain coughing)

- (T-Pain的咳嗽聲)

- Don't touch you eyeballs.

- 不要碰你的眼球。

- (Water running)

- (水流聲)

- Okay, yeah, these look extremely..

- 好的，是的，這些看起來非常...

- (T-Pain) They wasn't *Beep* around! (coughing)

- (T-Pain)他們沒有*Beep*在身邊!(咳嗽聲)

- It was a what? It was a what?

- 這是一個什麼？是一個什麼？

- (T-Pain) They wasn't *beep* around

- (T-Pain)他們不在身邊*beep*。

- (Laughter)

- (笑聲)

- (T-Pain) It's a gummy! It seemed harmless!

- (T-Pain)這是個軟糖!它看起來無害!

- That was *beep* up.

- 那是*beep*了。

- It was.

- 它是。

- That was really *beep* up.

- 這真的是***了。

- Okay. For dinner, I try to cook.

- 好的。對於晚餐，我嘗試做飯。

So my dad taught me how to cook when I was like five.

所以我爸爸在我五歲的時候就教我如何做飯。

And he learned from his grandmother,

他還從他的祖母那裡學到了。

he taught me those really old recipes.

他教我那些真正的老配方。

You've cooked before he made me a surprise, dinner.

你做過飯了，他給我做了一個驚喜，晚餐。

- I cooked... I cooked her like a cheese,

- 我煮了...我把她煮得像奶酪一樣。

like a stuffed chicken kind of thing.

就像塞滿雞肉的那種東西。

Also get a potato soup. I like a straight up drink.

還要買一份洋芋湯。我喜歡直接喝。

- You will never had an old fashioned that you like or a

- 你永遠不會有一個你喜歡的老式啤酒或一個

- (T-Pain) Oh my god.

- (T-Pain)哦，我的上帝。

- Or a Manhattan. You keep trying

- 或曼哈頓。你繼續嘗試

- I wanna like an old fashioned so bad...

- 我非常想要一個老式的東西......。

- Sound like they would be good,

- 聽起來他們會很好。

And you try them every time.

而你每次都會嘗試。

And you're like, okay no.

而你就像，好吧，不。

- You like more fruity stuff.

- 你喜歡更多果味的東西。

- When I first started drinking,

- 當我第一次開始喝酒時。

I was stuck on Amaretto sours.

我被困在阿瑪瑞託酸酒上。

And now I'd like, I like craft cocktails.

而現在我想，我喜歡手工製作的雞尾酒。

- I don't have a drink of choice. I have a time limit.

- 我沒有選擇的飲料。我有一個時間限制。

Were just tracing how do I cut to it?

我們只是在追蹤，我怎樣才能切到它？

I like making people drinks because that's how I got the

我喜歡給人做飲料，因為我就是這樣得到的。

book. I know how to make other people's drinks

書。我知道如何製作別人的飲料

- (Interviewer) Any outside food, that you guys love

- (採訪者)有什麼外面的食物，你們喜歡的？

here at spots in Atlanta?

在亞特蘭大的景點？

- Adele's on Canton street.

- 阿黛爾在廣東街。

- Adele's on Canton street.

- 阿黛爾在廣東街。

- A little alley steaks.

- 一個小巷子裡的牛排。

- Oh!

- 哦!

- They have

- 他們有

- (T-Pain) Oh my god.

- (T-Pain)哦，我的上帝。

- a Philemon, a bone in Philemon.

- 一個腓利門，一個腓利門的骨頭。

- (T-Pain Sighs)

- (T-Pain Sighs)

- When you leave the bone in it just it...

- 當你把骨頭留在裡面時，它只是...

- It does something magical. They hit you with the,

- 它做了一些神奇的事情。他們打你與。

we can put this on your plate.

我們可以把這個放在你的盤子裡。

Would you like garlic drizzle?

你想吃大蒜汁嗎？

And I'm like, *beep* what?

我就想，*beep*什麼？

(T-Pain laughs) I got garlic drip

(T-Pain笑)我得到了大蒜點滴

they just scoop the garlic out of the pan

他們只是把大蒜從鍋裡舀出來。

that they cooked it in all the juices...

他們用所有的汁液來煮它...

- Adele's too is one of our other...

- 阿黛爾的也是我們的其他...

- Adele's is my joint, what is that *beep* pasta

- 阿黛爾的是我的關節，那是什麼*beep*麵條？

that we get?

我們得到的是什麼？

- We don't know how to say it Lag, lag...

- 我們不知道該怎麼說，拉格...

- Agnostic, ahhh

- 不可知論者，啊哈

(Amber laughs)

(Amber笑)

- Pasta.

- 麵食。

- Pasta. (T-Pain begins to laugh)

- 意大利麵。(T-Pain開始笑)

Nah, but nah.., it's like pasta,

不，但不......，這就像意大利麵。

It's got white sauce, oysters, shrimp, lobster

它有白醬，牡蠣，蝦，龍蝦

and its just like a bunch of seafood.

而它就像一堆海鮮。

I think I just liked seafood. Anything that's easy to eat.

我想我只是喜歡海鮮。任何容易吃的東西。

- You know, you do like juicy crab and you gotta work.

- 你知道，你確實喜歡多汁的螃蟹，你必須工作。

- You gotta work for that *beep*. I will bite a crab shell.

- 你得為這個*beep*工作。我會咬住螃蟹殼。

I will bite a crab in half.

我將把一隻螃蟹咬成兩半。

- (Amber Laughs)

- (Amber笑)

- Everybody else like, Ooh, let me get a crab cracker.

- 其他所有人都喜歡，哦，讓我拿一個螃蟹餅乾。

- I gotta use the crab cracker.

- 我得用螃蟹餅乾。

- (T-Pain) Yeah nah.

- (T-Pain)是的，不。

- It hurts my hands

- 傷了我的手

- That's fine. Yeah. Let me see the corner of this bit.

- 這很好。是的。讓我看看這個位子的角落。

Boom! *beep* you.

轟！轟！轟*beep*你。

Ladies and gentlemen,

女士們，先生們。

that's everything we eat in the day. Uh...

這就是我們一天中吃的所有東西。呃...

Make sure you check out my book. Can I mix you a drink?

請確保你查看我的書。我可以給你調一杯飲料嗎？

(Music fades out)

(音樂漸漸消失)