The British are coming?

英國人要打來了？

Oh, you and your ways.

你真幽默。

Since it's Christmas time, I'm gonna be one of those people collecting donations.

因為聖誕節要來了，我要為那些人募捐善款。

Yeah, I already have my bell, and later on, I get my bucket.

我已經有我的鈴鐺，再來就會拿到募捐桶了。

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be out there spreading joy to the people.

我要出去分享歡樂給大家。

I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough.

去年我只有散播一點點歡樂，但那並不夠。

So, this year, I'm gonna do the whole city.

所以今年我要讓全紐約的人都感受到。

You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that.

我在高中時也有個女生這麼做過。

- She was very popular. - Ha.

- 她很受歡迎。- 哈。

Uh, so, Pheebs, uh, where are you doing all your bell ringing?

菲比，那妳會在哪裡搖鈴？

They gave me a great spot right by Macy's.

他們給我一個在梅西百貨的好地點。

Yeah, they hardly ever give such a good corner to a rookie, but I'm the only one who can say Merry Christmas in 25 languages.

他們很少會把這麼好的位置給菜鳥，但我是唯一會用 25 種語言說聖誕快樂的人。

I lied.

我唬爛的。

Happy holidays. Feliz Navidad.

佳節愉快！聖誕節快樂！

Allo, and Merry Christmas.

哈囉，聖誕節快樂！

Oh, thank you, sir.

先生，謝謝你。

Here's some joy.

來點歡樂吧。

- Phoebe. - Hey.

- 菲比。- 嘿。

Come to see how it's going.

順路來看看妳狀況如何。

- Well, it's going okay. - Oh, good.

- 都還行。- 很好。

Here, let me help you out.

讓我來幫妳捐一些。

- Oh, thanks. - Yeah.

- 謝謝妳。- 不會。

Wow.

哇。

Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive.

新的麂皮夾克嗎？看起來很貴。

Yeah... I guess.

好像是吧。

Just get your nails done?

妳剛做好指甲？

Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay?

對，菲比，這是我全部的錢了，好嗎？

Okay. Thanks.

好，謝謝妳。

Happy Holidays; here's your joy.

佳節愉快，妳的歡樂來了。

Thank you.

謝謝妳。

Thank you. Happy Holidays and...

謝謝你，佳節愉快⋯⋯

Wait, you can't take the money out.

等等，你不能把錢拿出來。

I'm making change; I need change for the bus.

我在換錢，我要零錢搭公車。

But can't you leave the dollar?

但你不能把一美元留下來嗎？

- This money's for the poor. - I'm poor.

- 這些錢是要給窮人的。- 我就是窮人。

I gotta take the bus!

我要搭公車欸！

Okay, season's greetings and everything, but still..

好吧，佳節問候你跟所有事，但你還是⋯⋯

Bite me, blondie!

咬我啊，金髮妞！

Oh!

哦！

Oh, I'm gonna give him something besides joy.

我要給他歡樂之外的東西。

Just..

就⋯⋯

Thank you; Happy Holidays.

謝謝你，祝你佳節愉快。

No, that's trash, young lady.

不，小姐，那是垃圾。

No, you can't... Hey! Stop that young lady!

妳不行⋯⋯嘿！攔住那個小姐！

She donated trash!

她把垃圾捐出來！

Hey!

嘿！

The charity's on fire! Help!

募捐桶著火了！救命！

Oh, good. Thank you; I need that.

太好了，謝謝，我需要這個。

Whoa! What is this?

哇！這杯是什麼？

It's 9 o'clock in the morning.

現在才早上九點欸。

Nobody, nobody respects the bucket.

沒有人，根本沒人尊重這個募捐桶。

You wouldn't believe what people put in here.

你們不會相信人們往裡面丟了什麼。

Look, okay. Does this look like a garbage can to you?

看好了，這個對妳來說像垃圾桶嗎？

- No. - Does it look like an ashtray?

- 不像。- 那看起來像煙灰缸嗎？

- No. - Does it look like a urinal?

- 不像。- 那看起來像小便斗嗎？

Ew.

噁！

So, Pheebs, are you gonna go back out there or what?

菲比，所以妳還要回去嗎還是？

Well, yeah, but I'm not gonna take any more crap, okay?

當然，但我不要再收垃圾了，好嗎？

No more Mrs. Nice Bucket.

客氣募捐桶小姐已經消失了。

Yeah, good for you, you know, you're tough; you lived on the street.

替妳感到高興，妳很堅強，妳過去就住在街上。

Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being street Phoebe.

對，我要回去當街頭菲比。

Yeah.

沒錯。

Oh, but you know what? I can't go totally back because street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys.

但你們知道嗎？我不能完全恢復成街頭菲比，不然我不會跟你們當朋友。

Whoa-oh-oh! Wait a minute; open your hand.

喔喔喔！等一下，打開妳的手。

Let me take a look.

讓我看一下。

Quarter, dime, lint.

25 分、10 分、毛絮。

Not interested in that.

不收那個。

What's this, a Canadian coin?

這是加拿大幣嗎？

Get out of here!

走開！

Gosh.

老天。

Whoa! No drinks near the bucket.

喔！在募捐桶旁不能喝東西。

Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution.

把它放在地板你才可以捐款。

And you can leave the "hurt bunny" look over there, too.

你也只會在那裡裝得「可憐兮兮」。

Hi, Bob.

嗨，鮑伯。

I thought I told you to get out of here!

我不是叫妳走開了嗎！

Uh, Phoebe, we've been getting complaints, and, uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.

菲比，我們一直收到抱怨，所以我們要把妳移到比較不引人注目的地方。

What?

蛤？

Uh, Ginger's gonna take over this corner.

晶傑會來接下這個角落。

That chick can't handle my corner.

這小妞不夠格接下我的位置。

Look, either you leave or we remove you.

聽好了，不是妳自己走，就是我們趕妳走。

Fine.

好吧。

All right, I'll give you one pointer.

讓我提點妳一件事。

Look out for that bitch.

小心那個臭女人。