First Encounter - Amumu You're sad and dead? We should hang out.

First Encounter - Dr. Mundo No doctors. I already told you being sad makes me happy.

First Encounter So you're the reason I have to be here today?

First Encounter Let's make this easy I'll wait here and you go die.

First Encounter Just give up. I did.

First Encounter We're all doomed. But you're more doomed.

First Encounter Another person to kill. Shadow, can you handle it?

First Encounter Life sucks... but at least I'm not you.

First Encounter You'd like Bandle City. It sucks too.

First Encounter - Karthus Ah, you had me at death lost me at singing.

First Encounter - Lucian Two guns? Could you try any harder?

First Encounter - Lux Oh, no. Happiness and rainbows? I'm gonna barf twice.

First Encounter - Sentinel 'Oh, look at me I'm a sentinel saving the world from darkness.'

First Encounter - Shadow Isles 'Sup, ghost. We hanging later? Cool.

First Encounter - Unbound Thresh Saw you're human now, Thresh. Never thought you'd be the one to go normie.

First Encounter - Veigar Hey, Veigar? You're at a ten. I need you to take it down to like... a two.

First Encounter - Viego You know what, Viego? I liked your earlier stuff better.

First Encounter - Viego I don't have to listen to you, Viego. You're not my real dad.

First Encounter - Yasuo Ugh, Yasuo... I can already tell we are not gonna vibe.

First Encounter - Yordle Just keep walkin', yordle. I got nothin' to say to you.

First Encounter - Yuumi I'm not really a cat person. I'm more of a... nothing person.

Kill Awesome! I-I mean... Pfft whatever...

Kill Well that happened.

Kill One less person to deal with.

Kill Way to die, normie.

Kill You're lucky. Being a ghost is so cool.

Kill See ya never.

Kill You look better this way.

Kill That's whatcha get for tryin'.

Kill That's better.

Pentakill Cool.

Joke Ahh, Viego... is okay. I mean, he's whatever... I guess.

Joke Response Don't care. Don't care. Don't carrrre.

Taunt Honestly you taunt yourself just by being you.

Taunt Response Don't care. Don't care. Don't carrre.

First Move And then I told her, 'Get outta my room!' And she said, 'This is my house, young lady and' Oh, hang on, Shadow. I'll finish this later.

First Move Blegh, just got here already over it.

First Move Other people are here? Ugggh. Great.

First Move This is going to be... awful. In a very good way. A good, awful way. You know what I mean!

First Move Hmm. What color should I wear today? Black Or charcoal?

First Move Before I met the Black Mist I lived in a world of color and happiness. I was so lost.

First Move Welcome to Sad Town. Population, Me. Everyone else, get out.

Long Move Ugghhh this is gonna take foreverrr. Why is everything so far?

Long Move okay, Shadow. Wake me when we hit something.

Long Move I could start a club for people who hate people! Ehh, but no one would show up.

Long Move I am not cute. I am dark and forlorn and... hopelessly morbid.

Long Move Why do I even wake up in the morning? Oh, right. To make people miserable.

Long Move I wouldn't say I ran away from home. More like... trudged. Yeeeah, trudged.

Long Move Shadow I think I'm gonna start calling you... 'Scar.'

Long Move It is not a stupid name. 'Shadow' is a stupid name.

Recall Shadow, can I get, like five minutes alone? 'Kay, fine.

Recall I am so over this place.

Recall [sigh] Later.

Recall Oh. Where are we goin'? Y'know what? It doesn't matter.

Recall Finally... the part where I get to leave.

Recall If anyone needs me I'll be back... uhh, I-I dunno. Whenever.

Recall Darkness, take me. Seriously I'm burning up out here.

Respawn Time to get up already?

Respawn No, leamme alooone I'm sleeping...

Respawn Please... put me back in my misery.

Respawn That... wasn't as cool as I thought it'd be.

Respawn Well that was some quality alone time.

Respawn Okay, I'm awake. Stop already!

Respawn I get to do it all again? Yaaay.

Respawn No, Shadow just leave me.

Dance I'm danciiiiing. Happy?

Laugh Ha.

P1 Ugh!

P1 Ugghh!

P1 Whatever.

P1 'Kay.

P2 Lose the pep.

P2 Bring it down a notch.

P2 Seriously?

P2 Don't even think about it.

P2 I wouldn't do that.

P2 Well, look at you.

P2 Nnnnnnnope.

R2 Comin' in sad!

R2 Annnd this ooone.

R2 Wheeee.

R2 Follow-up.

R2 Super meh.

R1 Do the thing Shadow.

R1 Feel what I feel.

R1 Meh!

Death Owwww...

Death So what?

Death Good for... you.

Death Whoaaa... cooool...

Move Let's turn these smiles upside down.

Move Ugh, can we get some rain clouds in here?

Move D'ughh, look at that tree. So stupid.

Move Uggh... more of the same.

Move Yep. The glass is half empty.

Move It's not a phase and I won't grow out of it.

Move I can feel it. Someone's happy over there.

Move Think sad thoughts. Think sad thoughts.

Move I'll show them the meaning of apathy. Or not.

Move I'm only in this place cause I hate it.

Move Okay... time to take it down a level.

Move Shadow carry meee.

Move Yeah I wore this yesterday. What about it?

Move I could really use less friends.

Move Bleech. Sunlight.

Move Every silver lining has a dark cloud.

Move Man... walking suuuucks.

Move This place is so getting harrowed.

Move If I can't be happy no one can.

Move Calm down, Shadow I'm trying to sulk.

Move I'm coming I'm coming.

Move Death is the true meaning of life. Whoa! That's deep.

Move Wish my hood covered all of my face.

Move Ugh. This place has way too many colors.

Move Ugh! Stop copying me Shadow.

Move Guess I'll mope over here.

Move You know what, Shadow? Sometimes... I almost don't hate you.

Move This is as far as my eyes can roll.

Attack Who cares?

Attack Life is pain.

Attack 'Sup.

Attack Ugh do we have to?

Attack Can we just not?

Attack Die or something.

Attack Despair.

Attack You don't understand me!

Attack Back. Off!.

Attack SIGH.

Attack You're the worst.

Attack Pow.

Attack Ugh. People.

Attack So what're we doin'?

Attack That's close enough.

Attack Who are you again?

Attack Whatever.

Attack Are you smiling?

Attack Efforrrt.

Attack What?

Attack Have some misery.

Attack You should frown more.

Attack Personal space people!

Attack Don't talk to me.