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  • - Hey.

  • Welcome to the Brown Bar.

  • My name's Lilly.

  • How can I help you?

  • (silly music)

  • - I heard a coworker telling another coworker

  • that I'm still saying her name wrong.

  • I've been working with POOR-NAMER for three years.

  • - Good on you for trying to learn.

  • It's pronounced, PUR-NAMA.

  • - POOR-NANA.

  • - PUR-NAMA.

  • - POO-RAM.

  • - PUR-NAMA.

  • - POOR-NUM-NAMA.

  • - PUR-NA-MA.

  • - NANA-POO.

  • - PUR-NAMA.

  • - Oh, PUR-NAMA.

  • - Yes, there it is.

  • - Got it.

  • POO-MAMA.

  • - No.

  • - I don't know why my girlfriend is mad at me.

  • - 99% of the time, it's not that

  • your brown girlfriend is defective.

  • It's that you don't know how to treat her right.

  • - Well, all I did was ask her to teach me

  • how to speak Indian.

  • - Where are you from?

  • - Canada.

  • - Do you speak Canadian?

  • - No, I speak English, obviously.

  • - Obviously.

  • - Oh, I get it.

  • Indian isn't a language, is it?

  • - There you go.

  • What else can I help you with?

  • - Should I ask her to teach me how to speak Hindu?

  • - Sit down.

  • - I'd like to return some advice you sold me earlier.

  • - And what was the advice?

  • - To accept my son's decision to pursue music.

  • - The reason for return?

  • - What will people say?

  • - That's our 10th one today.

  • - I got an invitation to my friend Jyothi's wedding,

  • but I think there's a typo.

  • It says there's four different events.

  • - Oof, yeah there is a typo.

  • There are actually 14 different events.

  • - Hi, again.

  • How may I help you this time?

  • - Yes, I'm looking for support

  • for finding a wife for my son.

  • Are you single?

  • - Jay, your mom's here again!

  • - Mom, you can't keep doing this.

  • - I'm depressed and I told my parents

  • I need to see a therapist, but they just said

  • I need to drink more water.

  • - You're gonna need to be more assertive, all right.

  • Here, let's role play a little bit, all right.

  • Lilly, come here for a second.

  • I'll be your dad and you be this kid's mother, okay?

  • - Sure, what's your name?

  • - Ajay.

  • - Ajay, go to your room!

  • Got it, cool.

  • - Okay, tell us you need to talk.

  • - Mom, Dad, I need to talk about.

  • - Ajay, shut up, we're busy!

  • - Okay, I'll just.

  • - No, Ajay, assert yourself.

  • - Come on, get in there Ajay.

  • - No, I need to talk now.

  • I need you to listen.

  • - No, I need you to bloody listen, okay.

  • Why the bloody hell you wearing shoes in the house, huh?

  • - Your mother is asking you a question.

  • - I just. - Hey, shut up!

  • - But. - Oh, that's enough!

  • - I just. - No more words!

  • - Look, I need help.

  • I even found doctors in our area.

  • - All right.

  • - You need help from the rapists?

  • - Oh my God, my son hanging out with the rapists.

  • - I need a therapist.

  • - For what?

  • You have a home, a house, a place,

  • a place to rest your head.

  • You have an iPhone, a Nintendo, a refrigerator

  • with food in it, eggs, bread, cheese, mutton,

  • butter, ghee, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,

  • I Can't Believe Epstein Killed Himself.

  • This is everything, why you sad?

  • - Too much Internet, that's why.

  • - I'm going to get therapy.

  • - Well done.

  • - Good luck.

  • - Yeah, and but bro, also by the way,

  • you do need more water.

  • Your lips are chapped AF.

  • - My girlfriend said we had to break up

  • because her parents would never accept me.

  • I'm from Florida and she's from Agrabah.

  • - She did not say Agrabah.

  • - No, that's what she said.

  • - I can assure you, she did not say Agrabah.

  • - I'm pretty sure she did.

  • - I'm pretty sure she didn't,

  • 'cause that's not a real place.

  • - You know, maybe it's Saudi Arabia?

  • - How long have you been dating?

  • - Five years.

  • - And you don't know what country she's from.

  • - Oh no, I do.

  • It's somewhere in Dubai, or Ababwa.

  • Ali Babwa?

  • - Why don't you take a complimentary map?

  • - So I'm DJ'ing this brown wedding.

  • I wanna make sure to please the crowd.

  • - Dope, what's on your playlist?

  • - Well, I was thinking of starting with

  • Jay-Z featuring Punjabi MC, Beware of the Boys.

  • - Don't.

  • - My best friend Miriam is 32

  • and she still has a curfew of 10 pm.

  • - What?

  • - I know.

  • - How did she get 10 pm?

  • I'm still not allowed to work the night shift.

  • Give me this auntie's name, please.

  • What is this auntie's name?

  • - He's very motivational.

  • - Mom, stop it!

  • - I really need some career advice

  • from a successful Indian woman.

  • - Well, you're in luck.

  • Mindy Kaling's shift starts in an hour.

  • Have a seat.

  • - 10 billion views.

  • - God, Mom, just stop it.

  • - I want to learn how to do Internet,

  • 'cause I want to talk to my grandkids.

  • - Okay, great.

  • We'll sign you up for our OK Boomerangs class.

  • What's your email?

  • - N-E-I-L-P-A-T-E-L

  • A-T-H-O-T-M-A-L-E

  • D-O-T-C-A-L-M,

  • M like Mary.

  • - Um, do you still have a typewriter?

  • - I would love to introduce you to my son.

  • He's very motivational.

  • - Jay, it's your mom again!

  • - Welcome to the Brown Bar.

  • - I'll take a lemon soda.

  • - Not that kind of bar.

  • - Excuse me.

  • Didn't this use to be a Bed, Bath, and Beyond?

  • - Yeah, but now it's the Brown Bar.

  • - Okay, because you're causing a disturbance.

  • - Oh, I'm just part time.

  • - Okay, I'm reporting this.

  • - My manager isn't here.

  • - Hello?

  • Yes, I'd like to report some suspicious behavior.

  • - Thank you so much for watching this video.

  • Shout-out to every single person that was in it.

  • The links are in the description.

  • Collabs of Christmas.

  • Yo, don't expect too many more.

  • I don't got no time, but the last collab

  • is right over there.

  • My second vlog channel's right over there,

  • and subscribe because we're making videos out here, son!

  • One love Lilly, that is a wrap and zoop!

- Hey.

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    Minjane 發佈於 2021 年 10 月 06 日
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