All I'm saying is, if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna.

Well, the... the meat's only every third layer.

Maybe you could scrape.

Ross, did you really read all these baby books?

Yep, you could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus⏤no compass⏤and I could find my way out of there like that.

Ooh, this is cool.

It says, "In some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta."

And we're done with the yogurt.

Sorry.

Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor.

I am not a caterer.

What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?

Nice talk, Aunt Syl.

You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?

Hey, Ross. Listen.

Do you know that, right now, your baby is only this big?

This is your baby.

Hi, daddy.

Hello.

How come you don't live with mommy?

How come mommy lives with that other lady?

What's a lesbian?

- [speaking in Italian] - Honey, you can say it. You can..

Poconos. Poconos.

It's like poke-a-nose.

Ah, poke-a-nose.

Blah, blah, blah.

So, did I hear Poconos?

Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.

Woo-hoo! First weekend away together.

- Yeah, that's a big step. - I know.

Oh, it's just a weekend. Big deal.

Wasn't this just supposed to be a fling, huh?

Shouldn't it be... flung by now?

I mean, we are way past the fling thing.

I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steel books, you know?

I mean, when I'm with him, I just totally, total⏤

Nauseous. I'm physically nauseous.

What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration?

I could call immigration.