Hi.

哈囉。

Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller.

喂，對，我是莫妮卡·蓋勒。

Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.

我有參加你們的課程，我想知道我是上什麼課。

What are you doing?

妳在做什麼？

Alright, great!

好，太好了！

Great. Thanks a lot!

很好，謝謝！

I'm going to tap class.

我要去學踢踏舞。

Wha⏤what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card.

蛤？這樣妳就要跟那個偷妳信用卡的人一起跳舞？

This woman's got my life; I should get to see who she is.

那個女人搶走了我的生活，我應該去看看她長怎樣。

Go to the post office; I'm sure her picture's up!

去郵局，我確定她的照片有在那！

Okay, Monica, you know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here, I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.

好吧，莫尼卡，妳知道嗎？親愛的，妳有點迷失了。我覺得這開始演變成一種很怪的癡狂。

This is madness. It's madness, I tell you! For the love of God, Monica, don't do it!

太瘋狂了，根本就是瘋了。我以上帝愛人的角度告訴妳！莫妮卡，不要去！

Thank you.

謝謝妳。

What do you think?

妳們有什麼想法嗎？

Lots of things.

很多想法。

Which one do you think she is?

妳覺得哪一個是她？

- May I help you? - Oh, no. Thanks. We're just here to observe.

-有什麼我能幫忙的嗎？-不用，謝謝妳，我們只是來旁聽的。

You don't observe a dance class.

妳在舞蹈課不能旁聽。

You dance a dance class.

妳在舞蹈課要跳舞。

Spare shoes are over there.

多餘備用的鞋子在那邊。

What does she mean?

她是什麼意思啊？

I think she means, "You dance... a dance class!"

我覺得她是在說「妳在舞蹈課，一定要下去跳舞！」

Come, come on, come on, come on.

走，來吧，我們下去跳舞。

Okay, you see anybody you think could be me?

好，妳有看到任何可能是我的人嗎？

People, last time there were some empty yogurt containers lying around after class.

大家注意，上次下課後有吃完的優格罐被丟在地上。

Let's not have that happen again.

不要再發生這種事了。

She could be you.

她有可能是妳。

Let's get started.

我們開始吧。

Five, six, a-five, six, seven, eight.

五，六；來五，六，七，八。

Okay, I'm not getting this!

好吧，我跟不上節拍！

I'm totally getting it!

我完全跟得上！

Do you ever just feel like sometimes you are so unbelievably uncoordinated?

妳有感受過身體是那麼難以置信地不協調嗎？

What? You just click when they click.

怎麼樣？妳只要在她們踢踏時跟著踢踏就好了。

Alright, people, now everyone grab a partner.

好了，現在大家每個人找一個同伴。

Oh, um, alright.

哦不，好吧。

And my dead mother said you are it.

我過世的母親說，妳跟我一組。

- I'm with Rachel. - Great..

-我要跟瑞秋一組。-好吧...

It's gym class all over again.

就像以前的體育課分組一樣。

- Aww... - Aww...

-哦...-哦...

Well, that's alright, you can come up to the front and dance with me.

沒關係啊，妳可以到前面跟我一起跳。

Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare?

要不我乾脆脫光衣服開始做惡夢好啦？

It's okay. It's okay. I'm here. I'm here. I'm so sorry I'm late.

沒關係。我來了。抱歉我來晚了。

Okay, here I am. So, who's the new tense girl?

好，我來了。所以這位緊張兮兮新來的女孩是誰？

She's your partner.

她是妳的同伴。

- Hi, I'm Monica. - Hi.

-嗨，我是莫妮卡。-嗨。

Oh! Monica!

哦！莫妮卡！

Hi. I'm Mo... nana.

嗨。我叫莫...娜娜。

- Monana? - Yeah.

-莫娜娜？-對啊。

It's Dutch.

荷蘭名。

You're kidding. I, I spent three years in Amsterdam.

妳認真的嗎？我在阿姆斯特丹待過三年。

[Dutch] Mag ik deze dans van u?

[荷蘭文] 我能跟妳跳這支舞嗎？

Um, Pennsylvania Dutch.

哦，荷裔賓夕凡尼亞人。

- Oh. - And we're dancing!

-哦。-我們開始跳吧！

A-five, six, seven, eight.

來五，六，七，八。