Yesterday didn't count.

昨天並不算數。

Today's the day that counts. Today's today, today.

今天是最重要的一天。今天的今天，今天。

Hey! Here comes that kid with the pants!

嘿，那個穿褲子的孩子來了

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Ow!

嗷!

Ooh.

哦。

Oh. Are we starting yet?

哦。我們開始了嗎？

Yep. The curtains done come up on Jelly Lake.

是的。果凍湖上的窗簾已經拉開了。

It's pretty now!

現在漂亮了!

Woo!

Woo!

Buzz, buzz, buzz.

嗡嗡，嗡嗡，嗡嗡。

Oh!

哦!

Oh, SpongeBob!

哦，海綿寶寶！

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

There's a big, ugly jellyfish!

有一個又大又醜的水母!

- There is? - And the field is empty.

- 有嗎？- 而這個領域是空的。

Oh boy!

哦，孩子!

You'll have to carry me!

你得揹著我!

Right this way!

這邊走!

Buzz, buzz, buzz.

嗡嗡，嗡嗡，嗡嗡。

Oh, I don't know, Patrick.

哦，我不知道，帕特里克。

I think there's something wrong with it.

我認為這裡面有問題。

Go get 'em tiger!

去抓他們吧，老虎！"。

I kinda feel sorry for it.

我有點為它感到遺憾。

Can't make it too easy.

不能讓它變得太容易。

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Huh?

嗯？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Not again!

不要再來了!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Phew.

籲。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

That's gotta hurt.

這一定很痛。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Is it dead?

它死了嗎？

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Nope, it's alive!

不，它是活的!

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

I think it just had a bad word.

我認為它只是有一個壞詞。

It's wounded. Now's your chance to catch it!

它受傷了。現在是你抓住它的機會!

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[burping]

[打嗝聲]

- Oh no! This is horrible! - I know, right?

- 哦，不，這太可怕了。- 我知道，對嗎？

I just can't catch a break.

我就是抓不住機會。

No!

不!

That wasn't a jellyfish! That was Squidward in disguise!

那不是水母！那是章魚哥偽裝的！

It was?

是嗎？

It was!

是的!

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

Squidward Tentacles is the greatest camp counselor

章魚哥觸手是最棒的夏令營輔導員

that ever lived!

有史以來最偉大的人物!

He can't end up as monster poop.

他不能最終成為怪物的大便。

Ah!

啊!

Whoa!

哇!

Hmm.

嗯。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Sorry again, Mrs. Puff!

再次抱歉，泡芙夫人！

Nine hundred ninety nine.

九百九十九。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Look at that, Plankton.

看看這個，痞子。

Fresh seawater, wholesome kids, running around, screaming.

新鮮的海水，健康的孩子，奔跑著，尖叫著。

What the...

什麼是...

Whoa!

哇!

Oh!

哦!

No!

不!

Huh?

嗯？

Whoa! Ow!

哇!嗷!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Hi there, Monster.

你們好，怪物。

My name is SpongeBob.

我的名字是海綿寶寶。

You ate my camp counselor.

你吃了我的夏令營輔導員。

I'd appreciate it if you would barf him back up.

如果你能把他重新吐出來，我會很感激。

Yow!

喲!

Mmm.

嗯。

Sponge cake.

海綿蛋糕。

Wee!

嗚嗚!

Yep.

是的。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

Mr. Tentacles?

觸手先生？

SpongeBob? Oh, please.

海綿寶寶？哦，拜託。

Just let me die.

就讓我死吧。

Not yet.

還沒有。

Because there's no problem that a bubble can't solve!

因為沒有什麼問題是保麗龍不能解決的!

[gasping]

[喘息聲]

Huh?

嗯？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

It's incredible, campers!

這是令人難以置信的，營員們!

But the monster appears to be expanding!

但是，這個怪物似乎正在擴大!

Either this is nature at its most majestic

這要麼是大自然最雄偉的一面

or we're all gonna be blown to pieces!

否則我們都會被炸成碎片！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Huh?

嗯？

Wow.

哇。

Whoa.

哇哦。

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Wow!

哇哦!

Huh?

嗯？

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Thanks.

謝謝。

Woo hoo hoo!

嗚呼哀哉!

Yay.

耶。

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]