continue to fall victim to FWPs.

都持續著被FWP受害著

I'm so sick.

我好像感冒了

I have no place to sleep tonight.

我今晚沒有地方可以睡覺

so hungry and there's nothing to eat.

我好餓，而我沒有東西可以吃

Also known as first world problems.

這些都是被稱作第一世界的問題

I'm so sick of these routine doctors check ups.

我好厭倦那些醫生所要做的常規檢查

There's never anything wrong with me.

但我根本就都沒有問題

I have no place to sleep tonight. My friends took the bed and the couch.

我今晚沒有地方可以睡覺，因為我朋友占了我的床和沙發

So hungry and there's nothing to eat.

我好餓但我沒有東西可以吃

I mean on this low carb diet, sure I can have all the steak I want,but steak without the potatoes...

我指的是這個低熱量飲食，我當然可以吃完整個牛排，但吃牛排卻沒有搭配馬鈴薯...

Hi I'm Ryan Higa. You may remember me from the first FWP campaign.

嗨我叫 Ryan Higa，你或許還記得我們的第一部FWP影片

Well, not only are FWP's still around, but they're getting much, much worse.

現在不只是FWP影響著我們周遭，甚至是越來越糟糕

My phone always dies at my friends house,

我的手機常常在朋友家就沒電了

and all he has is the old iPhone charger.

但他的充電線都是舊型的.....

Too much clothes, the drawers won't close.

太多的衣服，以至於我的衣櫃關不起來

It's like having a mountain in my way, and every time I get over it,

這就像是有一座山在我開車的路上，而當我每次想要跨越它

there's always another. Why did god have to make speed bumps?

卻又出現另一個，為什麼上帝要做出這麼多減速路障？

Ignoring the problem does not make it go away.

忽視這些問題並不是使它消失

My hands are so big, I can never reach the bottom half of the Pringles can.

我的手太大了，根本連一半的品客餅乾罐都塞不進去…

These people are continuing to suffer every single day.

這些人每天都持續不斷地在遭受痛苦

I just bought this dress yesterday, and now it's on sale?

我昨天才買的洋裝，怎麼今天就特價了

These FWP's, first world problems, whatever you want to call them,

這些FWP，第一世界問題，不管你怎麼稱他們

aren't going anywhere, unless you do something about them.

它們無所不在，除非你做一些關於他們的事情

My boyfriend didn't text me back, but he just tweeted.

我的男朋友沒有回我訊息，但他剛剛卻發了Twitter

It's like every thing I built came crashing down all at once.

這就像是每一件事我所以建立的東西一夕之間都全倒下

The poop already began. Phone not in hand.

大便就快要大出來，但手機不再身上

I'm so hungry, but I already brushed my teeth.

我好餓，但我已經刷牙了

The pool's too cold, but the Jacuzzi's too hot.

游泳池好冷，但是按摩浴缸好熱

I ordered the salad, but now I'll never taste the soup.

我點了沙拉，但我這樣就喝不到湯了(因為套餐有時候只能沙拉跟湯選一個)

My owner got me bacon treats, but they're not even barbecue flavor.

我的老闆送給我臘腸，但口味卻不是BBQ口味

But now there's a way you can help,

但現在有個可以幫助你的辦法

by calling the number 1-800-www.FWP@gmail.org/ :) / :( /dancing lady in red dress//

藉由打電話 [email protected]/ :) / :( /dancing lady in red dress//

We'll send you the FWP helper kit, which includes an open book

我們便會寄給你FWP的輔助套件，其中包含了書

Here's an open book, now shut it.

這是一本打開的書，現在你將他關上

A miniature batch of wine.-Here's a mini batch of wine.

一批微型的紅酒 -給你一瓶迷你紅酒

now you can stop being such a little winey batch.

現在你就可以停止當酒鬼了

And a complete poker set including a case, chips, cards,

一套完整的撲克套組包含：一個手提箱、籌碼、卡

and not to mention, poker sunglasses.

更不用說當然還有太陽眼鏡

I don't mean to be heartless, but welcome to the club.

我沒有要對你無情，但歡迎來到俱樂部

In case you didn't notice, there's no one here who gives a chip.

怕你沒注意到，這裡沒有誰會給你籌碼

So if you could just cut it out,grow a four king pair, and deal with it...

所以假如你把它挑出來，會造成國王pair，便可以拿出來

That would just be amazing (I'm Aceing).

這樣便是棒呆了

With your help, we can put an end to FWPs for good,and focus on the real problems,like

藉由你的幫助，我們就會與FWP永遠切斷關係，而專注在那些真正的現實問題

violence, or drugs, or people who still don't know which your/you're to use.

暴力、毒品，或是其他人們尚未知道你的用處在哪

The Beibs, Crocs, and yellow Starburst.

The Beibs(小賈斯汀), Crocs,(一個鞋的品牌) and yellow Starburst(最不被需要的、怪異的)

The real issues at hand.

真正要面對的現實問題都在眼前

So please join me, help a soul, and help us all.

所以請你們加入我們吧，幫助靈魂，幫助大家

What the heck is that...?

那是什麼鬼東西?

Oh!

歐!!!

My internet's so slow it always has to buffer first. Tee Hee!

我的網路怎麼這麼慢總是都在載入中

So thank you guys so much for watching.

謝謝大家觀看這個影片

If you want to see bloopers and behind the scenes, click the one on the left.

如果你想要看其他視頻或是幕後花絮，點擊左邊

If you want to see the previous FWP video, click the one on the right.

如果你想要看之前的part1 FWP影片，請點擊右邊

And if you don't want to click any of them of them at all,

如果你都不想要點擊

then that's kind of a problem, and that'll be really sad for me.

那可能就是我們的問題，但也會讓我們感到難過