So we do, Supergirl.

對啊，女超人。

No, it's me, Phoebe.

不對，是我啊，菲比。

Monica, can I talk to you for a second?

莫妮卡，我能跟妳聊一下嗎？

Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume⏤

聽著，我很感謝妳幫我拿到這套服裝...

Oh, you did this to him?

這是妳幫他選的？

What? I thought he'd love it; his favorite kid's book was "The Velveteen Rabbit".

怎樣？我以為他會喜歡啊。他最喜歡的童書是「絨毛兔」。

"The Velveteen Rabbit" was brown and white!

「絨毛兔」的兔子是咖啡色跟白色！

Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.

好吧，要嘛是粉紅兔子裝，要嘛就連兔子裝都沒有。

No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all!

不要兔子裝，永遠都不要有兔子裝。

- Hey! - You didn't dress up either?

-嗨！-你也沒有裝扮嗎？

Yes, I did. I'm Chandler.

有啊，我扮成錢德。

Dude, what happened?

老兄，你怎麼了？

- How is that me? - Okay. [clears throat]

-那怎麼會是我？-好吧。[清喉嚨]

I'm Chandler. Mwaaaarrh...

我是錢德。

Oh! That is so you!

對！那就是你啊！

When have I ever done that?

我哪有這麼做過？

When have I ever done that? Mwaaaarrh...

我哪有這麼做過？

- Trick or treat! - Oh!

-不給糖就搗蛋！-來了！

Ah... well, you're just the prettiest ballerina I've ever seen.

哇，妳是我見過最漂亮的芭蕾舞女了。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Oh, wow! That deserves another piece of candy.

哇！妳可以再得到一顆糖果。

- Thank you. - Ya-hah...

-謝謝妳。-哈哈。

Well, I have to say, that earns two-two pieces of candy.

我得承認妳可以再多拿一些糖果。

I... love you!

我...愛妳！

Oh, oh!

哦，天啊！

Aw... honey, here, take it all.

小可愛，這些都給妳。

Monica? We need more candy.

莫妮卡，我們需要更多糖果。

What? There's only been, like, four kids.

什麼？大概只有四個小孩來過。

Yeah, I know, but one of them just said that she love me, so I just gave her everything.

對，我知道。但是其中一個小孩說她愛我，所以我就把糖果都給她了。

Huh! No wonder you're pregnant.

哈！難怪妳會懷孕。

- Hey. - Hey.

-嘿。-嗨。

What are you supposed to be?

你這是扮成什麼？

Remember the Russian satellite, Sputnik?

還記得俄羅斯人造衛星，Sputnik嗎？

Well, I'm a potato.

好吧，我是一顆洋芋。

Or a "spud".

或是一個「馬鈴薯」。

And these are my antennae.

然後這是我的天線。

So Sputnik becomes...

所以Sputnik會變成...

...Spud-nik. Spud-nik!

...馬鈴薯...泥。馬鈴薯泥！

Wow, I don't have the worst costume anymore!

哇，看來我不是最爛的裝扮了。

Hey, alright! Ross came as doodie!

嘿，酷，羅斯是扮古代巨型鳥！

- No, I'm... I'm not doodie. - No, space-doodie.

-不，我不是古代巨型鳥。-不對，是外太空巨型鳥。