Very Beyonce like, this is what I woke up like every single day.

跟碧昂絲一樣 這就是我每天起床時的樣子

I hope I look good.

我希望我畫起來會很好看

Women are beautiful whereas men are kind of like hairy, scraggly, little monster things.

女人是美麗的，而男人就是有點像毛茸茸的、凌亂的小怪獸

It's just like a less painful version of being at the dentist.

有點像是比較不痛版本的看牙醫

It's almost like a massage.

幾乎像是馬殺雞

Don't take it personally, I never like getting face-paint when I was a kid.

我不是針對你講的，但當我還是個孩子時，我就不喜歡臉部彩繪

It feels like I'm getting grosser.

感覺就像我越來越噁心

Some girls are like... come over and look in a certain way and then they'll go and take a shower.

有些女孩子就是...來的時候一個樣子 之後她們就會去洗澡

I'll go like "Woo, who is this person!"

然後我會 「Woo這是誰啊！」

I feel like a blank , coloring book.

我覺得自己像一片空白的，著色書

I feel so XX beautiful right now.

我現在感覺超級美的！

Moving on the most sensitive part of your face.

再你臉上最敏感的部分移動

It's like playing chicken in the car.

這就像在「膽小鬼遊戲」(註：chicken in the car是一個賭博遊戲，兩台車面對面加速向對方奔馳，先轉向的就是膽小鬼的遊戲)

(look up)

（往上看）

I see the brush in my eyes, and I just wanna chicken out and move out the way.

我看到刷子在眼前 然後就想怯步躲開

If someone waved a magic wand that guys had to wear makeup to get laid, they'd probably wear makeup

假如有人揮魔杖施法讓男人得化妝才能上床，他們或許就會化妝了

Yeah, that's definitely weird.

對，這真的很古怪

That is... the worst.

這真是...很糟

Can I say for the record, I' m no longer enjoying myself?

只是為了留紀錄 我可以說我不再享受這件事嗎？

Whenever I have look up, I open my mouth I'm not sure... what is it.

每當我向上看，我都會打開嘴巴，我不知道...那是什麼。

It feels like it's been for 10 minutes, or she's just been poking at my eyeball.

感覺就是化了十分鐘 不然就是他一直在戳我的眼球

This is tough but it's going to be worth it when I look better than any of the women we work with.

這是艱難的，但它會是值得的，當我看到自己比工作上的其他女生來的美的時候

Is it glue or?

那是膠水嗎？還是

My eyelids are lifting weights.

我的眼皮正在舉重

She's using this mini rake.

她正在用這個小耙子。

Can you give me like a.. like an Asian K-POP look?

你能給我弄得像..亞洲K-POP嗎？

Always wondered what these Clockwork Orange things do.

像往常一樣，想知道這些《發條橘子》他們在做些什麼（註：《發條橘子》是美國導演史丹利·庫柏力克所執導的電影，根據同名小說所改編，是一部相當引人爭議的電影，裡面有需多謀殺、犯罪的鏡頭。）

Yeah, there's terrifying.

是啊，還真可怕的

I wonder how many people's lips this brush has touched.

我很好奇這支刷子化過多少人的嘴唇

The color powder here.

顏色粉在這裡。

None of these look like a normal person's lips.

沒有一個看起來像正常人的嘴唇

It's hard to imagine I'm going to be a good looking woman.

很難想像我會是一個很美的的女人

It could look horrible.

這看起來很糟

It's time to man up.

該是硬起來的時候了！

Oh my god. It's XXX crazy!!!!!!

噢天哪！這太瘋狂了

Holy cow, I think I look like my aunt

我的媽啊...　我覺得我跟我阿姨長的一樣

I'm kind of look like my mom.

我有點像我媽

It's not a beautiful woman, it's a handsome woman.

我覺得這不是個美麗的女人，而是很帥的女人！

It's actually interesting to see how easily the face can be changed.

這有點意思 看著我們的臉有多麼容易被改變

The art of doing that is kinda beautiful.

化妝進行的過程是真的有點美

I learn that it's a huge pain in the ass.

我學到這是一件極其痛苦的事

I don't know how many women are just like late just because they put their face on.

我不知道有多少女人為了「裝上她們的臉」而遲到

The fact there's six thousand dollars of the makeup here, and it's just like a cost I'd never had.

那邊事實上有價值六千塊的化妝品 這是我一輩子都不會有的開銷

It's certainly eye-opening into like what ladies, girls go through.

這有點令人大開眼界 看著女人、女孩經歷的一切

If I had to do that on my own, I'd blind myself.

我假如要自己幹這檔事 我一定會先把自己弄瞎

Men should be allowed to make up, I mean, generally anyone should be allowed to do anything.

男人化妝這件事應該被允許，我的意思是，任何人都應該被允許做任何事情

Makeup is gendered.

化妝被性別化了

I think beauty is gendered, too. It's a window into women's, like daily routine, or like, you know, what people expect.

美也被性別化了。這是探視女人日常生活的一個窗口，或是你知道的，人們的期望

You're just laughing because not what I'm saying is funny, it's because I look crazy.

你們都在笑不是因為我說的話很好笑，是因為我看起來很瘋狂。

Everybody have nightmares! Have nightmare forever now!

大家做惡夢吧！從現在起永遠做惡夢吧！！