[S]: I thought of an idea for a super fun video that my wife doesn't seem to like. [M]: What... have you DONE, Simon?

[S]:我想到了一個超級有趣的視頻的想法，我的妻子似乎並不喜歡。[M]:什麼......你做了什麼，西蒙？

[S]: So it's melon season now in Japan and I decided to get a regular priced melon and a SUPER EXPENSIVE MELON!!!

[S]:所以現在是日本的甜瓜季節，我決定買一個普通價格的甜瓜和一個超級昂貴的甜瓜！！。

[♫ "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart plays, showcasing the expensive melon in all its glory.]

[莫扎特（Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart）的《小夜曲》（Eine Kleine Nachtmusik）響起，展示了昂貴的甜瓜的所有光輝。]

[S]: Captain's log: I just spent... $150 dollars.. on two melons.

[S]:船長的日誌。我剛剛花了...150美元...買了兩個甜瓜。

[S]: One of them was $10. One of them was $140.

[S]:其中一個是10美元。其中一個是140美元。

[S]: Woo-whooo, wooo-wee.

[S]:嗚嗚嗚，嗚嗚嗚。

[S]: Wee ooh wee ooh wee...

[S]:Wee ooh wee ooh wee...

[S]: Question: do you think my wife will kill me? Yes or no?

[S]:問題：你認為我的妻子會殺了我嗎？是或不是？

[M]: Simon, how-- [S]: How much did I spend on this melon?

[M]:西蒙，如何 -- [S]：我在這個瓜上花了多少錢？

[M]: How much was this melon? [S]: How much did I spend on this melon?

[M]：這個瓜有多少錢？[我在這個瓜上花了多少錢？

[S]: Um, you're gonna first taste both--

[S]:嗯，你要先嚐嘗這兩樣東西 --

[S]: And then you're gonna guess the price of this one. [M]: No! Let me just take a stab, though, here.

[S]:然後你要猜測這個人的價格。 [M]:不！不過，讓我在這裡試一試吧。

[M]:This costs more than any pair of shoes I've ever bought right? [S]: I don't know, what's the most expensive shoes you've ever bough?

[M]:這比我買過的任何一雙鞋都要貴吧？[S]:我不知道，你買過的最貴的鞋是什麼？

[M]: 80 bucks?

[M]：80塊錢？

[S]: I'm not going to tell you the answer to that, yet.

[S]:我不打算告訴你這個問題的答案，還沒有。

[M]: This costs more than any purse I've ever bought, right?

[M]:這比我買過的任何錢包都要貴，對嗎？

[S]: I'm not going to tell you the answer to that either. [M]: This costs more than a single piece of jewelry I've ever purchased on myself.

[S]:我也不打算告訴你這個答案。 [M]:這比我在自己身上買過的任何一件珠寶都要貴。

[S]: So this is the regular melon that they have. This was...

[S]:所以這是他們的普通甜瓜。這是...

[S]: 980 yen, so that's roughly 10 bucks.

[S]：980日元，所以大約是10塊錢。

[glass shattering] [M]: OH MY GOD! I can't believe that normal melon was 10 bucks.

[玻璃碎裂] [M]:OH MY GOD!我真不敢相信，正常的甜瓜是10塊錢。

[S]: What is it?

[S]:它是什麼？

[S]: I'm sorry, we've been here for a long time now. [M]: Please don't-- skip the pre-roll ads!

[S]:對不起，我們已經在這裡待了很久了。 [M]:請不要--跳過預熱廣告！

[S]: Hey! [laughing] If you're new to our channel,

[S]：嘿！[笑]如果你是我們頻道的新人。

[S]: Please un-skip the ads or, you know what? Watch this video again!

[S]:請取消跳過的廣告，或者，你知道嗎？再看一遍這段視頻!

[S]: Look at this beautiful box.

[S]:看看這個漂亮的盒子。

[S]: You know that when I was there I pointed to it and I said, "I want that."

[S]:你知道，當我在那裡時，我指著它說，"我想要那個"。

[S]: He says, "That's a sample."

[S]: 他說，"那是一個樣本"。

[S]: He went to the back, got another one, and then he asked what color ribbon do I want.

[S]：他走到後面，又拿了一條，然後他問我要什麼顏色的絲帶。

[S]: And he let me select the ribbon. [M]: What color choices were there?

[S]:他還讓我選擇絲帶。 [M]:有哪些顏色選擇？

[S]: There was this, and there was blue, and there was-- I dunno whatever f*cking color, I didn't check. [M]: Good choice, though!

[S]:有這個，有藍色，還有--我不知道什麼該死的顏色，我沒有檢查。 [M]:好的選擇，雖然！

[S]l I picked pink for my love. [M]: Thank you. [S]: This is a gift for you! [M]: And I'm wearing pink, and I'm not sharing it with you.

[我為我的夫妻挑選了粉紅色。 [M]:謝謝你。[S]:這是給你的禮物! [M]:我穿著粉紅色的衣服，我不會和你分享它。

[M]: You're one of those people who's like, "I bought this gift for you!" [BOTH]: For me! For you! For me!

[M]:你是那種喜歡 "我為你買了這個禮物 "的人！" [BOTH]:為我！給你的！給我的！

[S]: Let's open up this gorgeous box here. [M]: Oh my god, Simon...

[S]:讓我們在這裡打開這個華麗的盒子。 [M]:哦，我的上帝，西蒙...

[♫ "Blue Danube Waltz" by Johann Strauss plays softly in the background for the unwrapping of the melon]

[#約翰-施特勞斯的 "藍色多瑙河圓舞曲 "在背景中輕柔地播放，用於解開瓜子] 。

[S]: Look at this... glorious....

[S]:看看這個......光榮的....

[M]: You know what, it can look glorious all it wants, but it better tastes like the best melon I've ever had in my life. [S]: Okay.

[M]:你知道嗎，它可以看起來很光鮮，但它最好嚐起來像我這輩子吃過的最好的瓜。 [S]:好的。

[S]: When I saw this one,

[S]:當我看到這個的時候。

[S]: I thought, like yeah, that's not bad of a melon. Look at this compared to it. This is so like expectations versus reality.

[S]:我想，好像是的，那是一個不壞的瓜。看看這個和它相比。這就像期望與現實的對比。

[M]: [breathy voice] Do you like my melons? [S]: I love your melons, girl.

[M]:[你喜歡我的瓜子嗎？ [S]:我喜歡你的甜瓜，女孩。

[S]: Here, you can feel every ridge popping up.

[S]: 在這裡，你可以感覺到每一個山脊都在冒出來。

[S]: This is so textured. This-- all of those ridges, have smoothed down... [M]: Is this melon...

[S]:這是很有質感的。這些... ...所有的山脊，都被磨平了... ... [M]:這是瓜...

[S]: Yeah. Yes. [M]: Okay, I'm gonna--

[S]:是的。是的。 [M]:好的，我將...

[M]: I don't like your huffeling. It makes me feel like, I was going to say 80 bucks,

[M]:我不喜歡你的胡言亂語。這讓我覺得，我本來想說80塊錢的。

[M]: but because you're making huffing sounds? Okay, it's gotta be like a 120 dollars? [S]: More.

[M]：但是因為你在發出呼呼的聲音？好吧，這應該是120美元的樣子？ [S]:更多。

[M]: [Sharp intake of breath]

[M]:[劇烈吸氣]

[M]: OHH MY GAWD!! [echoes]

[M]:[回聲]

[M]: UUGGGHHHHH!! [echoing, Simon joins in]

[M]:UUGGGHHHH![回聲，西蒙也加入進來]

[M]:150 bucks? [S]: Less. [M]: 140 bucks? [S]: It's 140 bucks.

[M]:150塊錢？ [S]:更少。[M]: 140塊錢？ [S]:是140塊錢。

[M]: THIS IS 140--?! [echoes] YES, it costs more than any shoes

[M]:這是140...！？[是的，它比任何鞋子都要貴。

[M]: I bought or bag I bought or-- [S]: That's a $140 melon. [M]: Oh my...

[M]:我買了或包我買了或-- [S]:那是一個140美元的瓜子。 [M]:哦，我的...

[M]: [deep voice] GGGOOOO--!!

[M]:

[M]: [deep voice, echoing] OOOOOOOOOOO--

[M]:

[M]: No, what did it-- what could they possibly do to charge this much for a melon?

[M]:不，那是什麼......他們怎麼可能對一個甜瓜收這麼多錢？

[S]: Well, you could already tell by just looking at the outside-- [M]: I don't care how it looks.

[S]:好吧，你光看外面就已經知道了-- [M]:我不關心它看起來如何。

[M]: This is one of those things where they're like, "It's perfect in circle shape." [S]: Gurrrl, we gotta taste it to figure it out. [M]: Okay, okay.

[M]:這是一種他們認為 "它的圓型很完美 "的東西。 [S]:咕嚕咕嚕，我們得嚐嚐才知道。 [M]:好吧，好吧。

[S]: I'm gonna cut this one right here first. Here's the regular melon... okay, I-I guess. [M]: Do you want me to help you here?

[S]:我先在這裡切這個。這是普通的甜瓜......好吧，我想。[M]:你想讓我在這裡幫你嗎？

[S]: Yeah, I've never done this, like melons are rich people food, alright? I never ate this growing up.

[S]:是的，我從來沒有這樣做過，比如瓜子是富人的食物，好嗎？我從小到大都沒吃過這個。

[S]: I gotta say, even though this isn't a $140 melon, it's still going to be amazing.

[S]:我得說，儘管這不是一個140美元的甜瓜，但它仍然會很神奇。

[M]: [strained sigh] Uh-ughhhhhhh...

[M]:

[M]: This is all we can afford to eat for the week!

[M]:這就是我們這周能吃得起的全部東西了!

[S]: Alright, let's try to this melon first.

[S]:好吧，讓我們先試試這個瓜。

[slurping and eating noises]

[嘖嘖聲和吃東西的聲音]

[M]: I mean, that is delicious. [S]: That is an amazing melon. Oh my gosh!

[M]:我是說，這很好吃。 [S]:這是個了不起的瓜。哦，我的天哪！我的天哪

[M]: Mmm.

[M]:嗯。

[S]: Mmm! [M]: Normally when you have this kind of green melon, back home in Canada--

[S]:嗯！ [M]:通常情況下，當你有這種綠色的瓜，在加拿大的家裡 --

[M]: It has like a mushy, crunchy texture, but it almost tastes like a cucumber with a hint of, like, leftover melon flavor.

[M]:它有一種粘稠的、鬆脆的質地，但它的味道幾乎就像黃瓜一樣，有一絲，就像，剩下的瓜的味道。

[S]: No, you know-- Canadian melons taste like dishwater. There's no sweetness to it-- [M]: Soapy, or... [S]: It's just like a, like a...

[S]:不，你知道 -- 加拿大甜瓜的味道像洗碗水。它沒有甜味 -- [M]:肥皂味，或者... [S]:它就像一個，就像一個...

[S]: Bilge, kind of.

[S]:艙底，算是吧。

[M]: A "BILGE"? [S]: A bilge! Bilge is a word. [M]: I don't know what "bilge" means, please define bilge for me.

[M]:一個 "BILGE"？ [S]:艙底！ 艙底是一個詞。 [M]:我不知道 "bilge "是什麼意思，請為我定義bilge。

[S]: Bilge is, um,

[S]:Bilge是，嗯。

[S]: One of the hobbits that didn't come with them, along the trip to Mordor.

[S]:沒有和他們一起來的霍比特人之一，沿著前往魔多的旅程。

[M]: [falsetto voice] "I'm coming Bilbo!"

[M]:[假聲] "我來了，比爾博！"

[M]: "No, Bilge, just-- that goat, and we need y'to feed him..." [falsetto voice] "Oh, okay!"

[M]:"不，比爾吉，只是......那隻山羊，我們需要你來餵它......"[假聲]"哦，好的！"

[S]: Oh man. This is such a good melon.

[S]:哦，夥計。這真是個好瓜。

[M]: Okay, so when I was a kid, Miki's mom

[M]:好的，所以當我還是個孩子的時候，美琪的媽媽

[M]: gave me these little tiny gums from Japan. Some were grape, some were strawberry, some were melon.

[M]：給了我這些來自日本的小口香糖。有些是葡萄的，有些是草莓的，有些是瓜子的。

[M]: And when I ate that melon gum, I remember thinking, "Wow this is really good melon gum, but tastes like candy." [S]: Yeah.

[M]:當我吃那個瓜子口香糖時，我記得我在想，"哇，這真是好的瓜子口香糖，但吃起來像糖果。"[S]:是的。

[M]: I did not realize until we moved to Japan, that all those flavors in the boxes were actual legitimate flavors of Japanese fruit. [S]: Uh-huh. Right.

[M]:直到我們搬到日本，我才意識到，盒子裡的那些口味都是日本水果的實際合法口味。[S]:嗯，嗯。對。

[M]: This tastes like candy. I don't need to eat candy. [S]: I don't need to eat candy. [M]: I can eat this.

[M]:這嚐起來像糖果。我不需要吃糖果。[S]:我不需要吃糖。[M]:我可以吃這個。

[S]: Let's do...

[S]:讓我們做...

[Simon's heavenly singing]

[西蒙的天籟之音]

[M] ♫ I will...

[M] 我將...

[both] ...remember youuuuu! ♫

[...記得你!♫

[S]: Here we go.

[S]：我們來了。

[S]: AH! Should we?

[S]:AH!我們應該嗎？

[S]: Ah, it even sounds different when you cut it.

[S]:啊，當你切開它時，它甚至聽起來都不一樣。

[M]: So-- it looks quite different actually. [S]: Okay. Yeah, it looks, like, yellowy.

[M]:所以......實際上它看起來很不一樣。 [S]:好的，是的，它看起來，像，黃色的。

[M]: It looks yellowy-er in the middle, AND-- [S]: Okay, so let's take a look at these... I'll be honest, with the expensive melon

[M]:它在中間看起來比較黃，而且 -- [S]:好吧，讓我們來看看這些......老實說，對於昂貴的甜瓜

[S]: it seems like there's less melon and more seed. [M]: Maybe I should take these seeds and plant them.

[S]：好像瓜子少了，種子多了。 [M]:也許我應該拿著這些種子去種。

[M]: Do you think they're, like, copywritten seeds like, um-- [S]: Yeah, like Monsanto that screws everyone over? [M]: Yeah, exactly!

[M]:你認為它們是，比如，複製的種子，像，嗯-- [S]:是的，就像孟山都公司一樣，把每個人都坑了？[M]:是的，沒錯！

[M]: This better be the best

[M]:這最好是最好的

[M]: thing I ever put in my mouth. This better be-- [S]: Second best thing. [M]: That's coco curry was first.

[M]： 我曾經放進嘴裡的東西。這最好是 -- [S]:第二好的東西。 [M]:那是可可咖哩是第一。

[M]: You have a-- [falsetto voice] you have a bad and dirty attitude mister! [S]: Whaaat? I don't want--

[M]:你有一個 -- [假聲]你有一個壞的和骯髒的態度，先生！[S]。[S]:什麼？我不希望...

[S]: Who said anything about dirty? I just said Coco curry is really good.

[S]:誰說過什麼髒？我只是說可可咖哩真的很好。

[S]: Alright. [M]: It does look different. It looks juicier-- [S]: It def, yes, okay.

[S]:好吧。 [M]:它看起來確實不同。它看起來更多汁 -- [S]:是的，好的。

[M]: This looks like a giant avocado!

[M]:這看起來像一個巨大的牛油果!

[M]: I don't really smell anything. It touched my nose! [S]: I smell, I smell--

[M]:我真的沒有聞到什麼。它碰到了我的鼻子[S]:我聞到了，我聞到了 --

[S]: Smell that one... [M]: Yep.

[S]:聞一下那個... [M]:是的。

[M]: That one smells better. [S]: This-- the cheap one actually smells better. [M]: Great, awesome, super duper off to a good start. [S]: Okay.

[M]:那一個聞起來更好。 [S]:這個......便宜的那個其實聞起來更好。 [M]:很好，真棒，超級超級好的開始。 [S]:好的。

[S]: Here we go. [M]: You ready? [S]: Yeah.

[S]：我們來了。[M]:你準備好了嗎？[S]:是的。

[M]: Three, two, one--

[M]:三，二，一-

[Slurping and eating noises]

[嘖嘖聲和吃東西的聲音]

[S]: MMMMMMM!!!

[S]:MMMMMMM！！！。

[M]: I mean...

[M]:我是說...

[loud slurping]

[響亮的嘖嘖聲]

[S]: The sugar in here almost has, like, a honey taste to it. [M]: And it's SO juicy. [S]: Mmm.

[S]:這裡的糖幾乎有，像，蜂蜜的味道。 [M]:而且它是如此多汁。[S]:嗯。

[S]: That might be the best fruit I've ever had in my life.

[S]:這可能是我這輩子吃過的最好的水果。

[M]: Not the best FRUIT I've ever had. [S]: What fruit have you ever had that's better than one? [M]: My Ehime orange. [S]: True.

[M]:不是我吃過的最好的水果。 [S]:你吃過什麼水果比一個好？ [M]:我的愛媛橙。 [S]:沒錯。

[S]: That's really good. [M]: I mean, this is amazing. Tastes like melon, but it has its own unique flavor.

[S]:這真的很好。 [M]:我是說，這太神奇了。味道像甜瓜，但它有自己獨特的味道。

[M]: I guess it's like a new species, because they look totally different.

[M]:我想這就像一個新物種，因為他們看起來完全不同。

[S]: Okay, so half of this melon is $70,

[S]:好的，那麼這個瓜的一半是70美元。

[S]: and you just had 30 percent... [M]: I'm trying to do math now.

[S]：而你剛剛有30%的... [M]:我現在正在努力做數學題。

[S]: So $21 for that slice, and then you had half of that, so you just had...

[S]:所以21美元的那片，然後你有一半，所以你只是有......

[S]: at least three dollars' worth of melon.

[S]：至少有三塊錢的瓜子。

[S]: I'm going to keep eating this, because this is-- [M]: Um, as am I.

[S]:我要繼續吃這個，因為這是 -- [M]:嗯，我也是。

[M]: If you gave this to somebody as a gift,

[M]:如果你把這個作為禮物送給別人。

[M]: and it was in comparison to what we normally have in Canada,

[M]：而且是與我們通常在加拿大的情況相比。

[M]: it would be really special, but because in Japan the original produce taste so good in general, it kind of is-- [S]: Yeah.

[M]：這將是非常特別的，但因為在日本，原始的農產品一般來說味道很好，它有點... [S]。是的。

[M]: --difficult to see the comparison. [S]: I'm going to have some of the default one here, bite them side-by-side, see if you taste a huge difference.

[M]: --難以看清比較。 [S]:我這裡有一些默認的，把它們並排咬一下，看看你是否嚐到了巨大的區別。

[M]: But I mean the texture's just... different. [S]: Yeah, okay.

[M]:但我的意思是，紋理只是......不同。 [S]:是的，好的。

[S]: [slurps] That's great.

[S]:[嘖嘖]這很好。

[S]: Okay, the expensive one is significantly sweeter.

[S]:好吧，貴的那個明顯更甜。

[S]: This one-- [M]: Melon-y right? [S]: Yeah.

[S]:這個... [M]:Melon-y right? [S]:是的。

[both]: Melon-y. [M]: This one tastes like Melon candy. This really tastes like its own-- even the texture is different. [S]: Yeah.

[兩者]:瓜子味。 [M]:這個嚐起來像甜瓜糖。這真的像它自己的味道---甚至質地都不同。 [S]:是的。

[M]: The expensive one tastes like when you bite into a mango flesh-- eww ,"flesh".

[M]:

[M]: Ugh, I don't want to say that. When it has that kind of soft, juicy texture, and the normal melon tastes like biting into, like,

[M]:呃，我不想這麼說。當它有那種柔軟多汁的質地時，而正常的甜瓜吃起來就像咬到了，比如。

[M]: a crunchy melon. [S]: The expensive one is softer also. [M]: Also totally different in the way that it juices.

[M]：一種鬆脆的甜瓜。 [S]:貴的也是軟的。 [M]:它的出汁方式也完全不同。

[S]: Yeah, the default one holds it's juices more. This one, you just look at it and it gets wet all over you.

[S]:是的，默認情況下，它的汁液更多。這個，你只要看著它，它就會弄溼你全身。

[record scratch]

[記錄劃痕]

[M]: Excuse me, sir! [S]: I'm talking about the--!

[M]:對不起，先生！ [S]:我在說... ...！

[M]: You have a... ridiculous mind. [S]: What are y-- I'm just saying that-- gurrl. [M]: Come on.

[M]:你有一個......可笑的想法。 [S]:你是什麼... ... 我只是說... ... 咕嚕。 [M]:來吧。

[S]: You know what? The default melon is a lot tighter when you bite into it --

[S]:你知道嗎？當你咬下去的時候，默認的甜瓜要緊得多 --

[S]: the expensive melon has, like, almost like the texture of a watermelon. You know how you, like, bite into it, like a watermelon kind of falls apart?

[S]：昂貴的瓜有，像，幾乎像西瓜的質地。你知道你如何，比如，咬它，就像西瓜那樣散開？

[S]: This is more fall apart-y. [M]: But it doesn't have the texture of a watermelon, it has the texture of a mango. It has the--

[S]:這是更崩潰的。 [M]:但它沒有西瓜的質地，它有芒果的質地。它有...

[M]: juiciness of the watermelon.

[M]：西瓜的多汁性。

[S]: Super expensive strawberry video we did? Huge disappointment. This is not a huge disappointment.

[S]:我們做的超級昂貴的草莓視頻？巨大的失望。這不是一個巨大的失望。

[S] Is this worth $140? I wouldn't say so,

[S]這值得140美元嗎？我不會這麼說。

[S]: but I also remember, like, one time we went to, like, a kobe beef restaurant, and they had, like, a

[S]：但我也記得，比如，有一次我們去了，比如，一家神戶牛肉餐廳，他們有，比如，一個

[S]: $200 and a $300 beef, and we had a bit of each. [M]: Mm-hmm, we shared, yeah.

[S]：200美元和300美元的牛肉，我們各吃了一點。 [M]:嗯哼，我們分享，是的。

[S]: Yeah. The $300 one wasn't necessarily a $100 better. [M]: Yeah.

[S]:是的。300美元的不一定比100美元的好。 [M]:是的。

[S]: Is this one $130 better than this? No. Is it better? Yes. [M]: Yes, it is better.

[S]:這個130美元的比這個好嗎？不，它更好嗎？是的。[M]:是的，它更好。

[S]: What's the most you would spend for this melon? [M]: I'd spend 15 bucks. Like, if the normal one is 9.80,

[S]:你最願意為這個瓜花多少錢？ [M]:我願意花15塊錢。比如，如果普通的是9.8元。

[M]: I would spend $5 more for, like, a different kind of melon. To spend this money

[M]:我願意多花5美元買，比如，不同的瓜。要花這些錢

[M]: on melon is just, it's just crazy. And I understand that gift melons in Japan, are Gift Melons. Like, for example

[M]：在甜瓜上只是，這只是瘋狂。而且我瞭解到，日本的禮品瓜，是禮品瓜。就像，比如說

[M]: you have a baby, and you buy this

[M]：你有一個孩子，你買了這個

[M]: special gift. Imagine, so for your wedding, rather than somebody buying you a piece of pottery that you don't want or something, imagine

[M]：特別的禮物。想象一下，所以在你的婚禮上，與其有人給你買一件你不想要的陶器或其他東西，不如想象一下

[M]: them coming with a really good melon.

[M]：他們來了，有一個非常好的瓜。

[M]: So depending on if any of you guys liked this video, or not. We might

[M]:所以取決於你們中是否有人喜歡這個視頻，或者不喜歡。我們可能

[M]: uh, go ahead and not eat for a month and save money to buy expensive grapes because grape season's coming up.

[M]: 呃，去吧，一個月不吃東西，省下錢來買昂貴的葡萄，因為葡萄季節就要到了。

[S]: You know what? Before I bought this, I actually saw at the store $200 grapes

[S]:你知道嗎？在我買這個之前，我實際上在商店裡看到了200美元的葡萄。

[S]: and I was going to buy them, but grapes come into season more next month--

[S]：我本來想買的，但下個月葡萄的季節性更強------。

[M]: Two HUNDRED dollar GRAPES?!

[M]:兩百美元的葡萄？

[S]: Yeah, they're not in prime season yet,

[S]:是的，他們還沒有進入黃金季節。

[S]: so I wanna wait until-- only if YOU, the viewer want us to eat $200 grapes.

[所以我想等到......只有當你，觀眾想讓我們吃200美元的葡萄。

[M]: [withering laughter] And only if you don't skip the pre-roll ads! [S]: Right.

[M]:[只有在你不跳過預熱廣告的情況下![S]:對。

[S]: Can I just say: it feels so good to be back in Japan. [M]: It does feel great to be back in Japan.

[S]:我可以說：回到日本的感覺真好。 [M]:回到日本的感覺確實很好。

[S]: The food here is so delicious, our neighbors are so lovely, I'm so happy to be here. I missed making videos, everyone--

[S]:這裡的食物是如此美味，我們的鄰居是如此可愛，我很高興能在這裡。我很懷念製作視頻的日子，每個人都--

[S]: We're getting back to making videos now. [M]: Yup. [S]: We'll see you with some more coming up really soon.

[S]:我們現在又開始製作視頻了。 [M]:是的。 [S]:我們很快就會看到你的更多作品了。

[M]: We've got a very exciting, uh, beach video coming up soon, guys. [S]: If we didn't go bankrupt off of this video.

[M]:我們有一個非常令人興奮的，呃，海灘視頻很快就會出現，夥計們。[S]:如果我們沒有因為這個視頻而破產的話。

[S]: Okay, let's-- let's have some more of this melon. Goodbye everybody.

[S]:好吧，讓我們--讓我們再吃點這個瓜。大家再見。

[Simon smells the melon]

[西蒙聞到甜瓜的味道]

[S]: Oh man. This was so good.

[S]:哦，夥計。這真是太好了。

[M]: [inhale-whispering] Really expensive melon. It was too expensive for melon.

[M]:[吸氣-低語]真的很貴的瓜。對甜瓜來說太貴了。

[M]: [inhale-whispering] It was way too expensive for melon.

[M]:[吸氣-低語]這對甜瓜來說太貴了。

[deep voice] It is our Lord Commander Melon. You will obey me and my melon minions, you will purchase me, and we will take over the world! WA-HAHA! HAHAHA!

[深沉的聲音]這是我們的主帥瓜子。你要服從我和我的甜瓜爪牙，你要購買我，我們將接管世界！瓦哈哈！哈哈哈！