Name: 日式凍糕--好的和醜的 (Japanese Parfaits - The Good and the Ugly)
Uploaded: 2021-08-26T19:05:36.000Z
Duration: 10 min 59 s

Spudgy's got kidney stones!  Ah, this sucks

斯帕奇得了腎結石!  啊，這太糟糕了

Wait, that's no what this video is about is it? What this video is about is us emotional eating. Yeah!

等等，這不是這段視頻的內容，是嗎？這個視頻是關於我們的情緒化飲食。是的！是的

未來進行式

We're gonna be taking you for two different kinds of Japanese parfait. Classy parfaits and trashy parfaits

我們將帶您去品嚐兩種不同的日本凍糕。優雅的凍糕和垃圾的凍糕

None of these oversized parfaits that you always see on like Instagram and whatnot

沒有這些超大的凍糕，你總是在像Instagram和什麼的地方看到。

Most people don't usually eat those and oftentimes those parfaits suck. They suck! They suck!

大多數人通常不會吃這些東西，而且很多時候這些凍糕很糟糕。他們太差勁了！他們太差勁了！他們太差勁了他們很差勁！他們很差勁！他們很差勁

They Suck! We're gonna show you some good stuff today come emotionally eat with us

他們很差勁!我們今天要給你看一些好東西，來和我們一起情緒化地吃。

This is Woodberry's. Now, it is actually an awesome little tiny natural yogurt shop. We first discovered this near Inokashira Park

這就是Woodberry's。現在，它實際上是一家很棒的小型天然酸奶店。我們第一次在井岡山公園附近發現了這個地方

Fits three human beings or one Simon, and they make you fresh yogurt with whatever toppings you want and we recently discovered that they also

可以容納三個人或一個西蒙，他們為你製作新鮮的酸奶，有你想要的任何配料，我們最近發現，他們還

Have this store here, which does epic parfaits.

這裡有這家店，它做的是史詩般的凍糕。

The reason we want to show you this place is because they do a really good job of highlighting the

我們想向你展示這個地方的原因是，他們真的很好地突出了

Seasonality of fruits here a lot of parfait sometimes have tons of toppings that just don't really go well together. Like cereal? Like cereal?

這裡的水果的季節性，很多凍糕有時有大量的配料，只是沒有真正的搭配。像麥片？喜歡麥片嗎？

No, I'm sorry. Trashy parfaits will be like how much stuff can we dump on it? They put on pocky sticks?

不，我很抱歉。Trashy parfaits會像我們能在上面傾倒多少東西？他們在麻將棒上放東西？

They dump like cookies. They put like cereal this place is using real local fruit

他們像餅乾一樣傾倒。它們像麥片一樣放著，這個地方使用的是真正的在地水果。

They even have like entire baskets fruit baskets to show you like what's in season. So let's have some good fruit with out parfait.

他們甚至有像整個籃子的水果籃，向你展示像什麼季節的東西。所以，讓我們吃點好的水果，不要吃凍糕。

It's a *healthy* parfait, if you will. Keep telling myself that. It IS a healthy parfait! It is!

這是一個*健康的*凍糕，如果你願意的話。繼續告訴自己。這是一個健康的凍糕!它是！它是

It's real, fermented, nicely made yogurt. This is good for us! That's right, both body and soul.

它是真正的、發酵的、製作精良的酸奶。這對我們有好處!沒錯，身體和靈魂都是如此。

You know, a lot of people don't know that song.

你知道，很多人都不知道這首歌。

You can't be making references to songs that are over a decade old now.

你不可能參考現在已經超過十年的歌曲。

I always try to gauge how well this works based on Dan's reaction

我總是試圖根據丹的反應來衡量這樣做的效果如何

丹在他的工作上對他媽媽撒了謊。

Wow. Oh my gosh. Look at this. These are beautiful. Oh my gosh.

哇哦。哦，我的天啊。看看這個。這些是美麗的。哦，我的天哪。

Holy smokes.  And here's Dan's... corn one.

我的天哪。  這是丹的......玉米的。

So I went for the traditional parfait, which is absolutely beautiful

是以，我選擇了傳統的凍糕，這絕對是美麗的。

Now what makes us different than most parfaits is it's actually made with yogurt instead of ice cream.

現在，我們與大多數凍糕不同的是，它實際上是用酸奶而不是冰激凌製成。

I'm just stunned with the presentation of this because. It's beautiful right?

我只是對這個的介紹感到震驚，因為。它很美吧？

It's not just a matter of how much stuff you could get in there.

這不僅僅是一個你能在那裡得到多少東西的問題。

But the layering-- they're taking all the seasonal fruit at the moment and then presenting it in tremendous ways. So this has a nectarine

但是分層......他們利用目前所有的季節性水果，然後以巨大的方式呈現出來。是以，這有一個油桃

It's got fresh grapes and pears, and it looks like I see a bit of a compote. They make a homemade

它有新鮮的葡萄和梨，而且我好像看到了一點果醬。他們做了一種自制的

frozen yogurt here, and there's some surprises waiting for me underneath this.

凍酸奶在這裡，在這下面有一些驚喜在等著我。

While I have the fig special-- tons of figs everywhere and delicious yogurt

雖然我有無花果特產--到處都是無花果，還有美味的酸奶。

This is gonna be a lot better than I actually planned on this video being. You know what I like about this place as well?

這將是一個比我實際計劃的這個視頻要好得多。你知道我喜歡這個地方的什麼嗎？

They actually have a map up on the wall of Japan, talking about the seasonality of the fruit of what they use

他們實際上在牆上掛了一張日本的地圖，談到了他們使用的水果的季節性。

So you may not be able to get this big parfait when you come here, and you may not be able to get this one,

是以，當你來到這裡時，你可能無法得到這個大的凍糕，你也可能無法得到這個。

but you'll be able to enjoy whatever seasonal fruit they have. Okay. How do I even start here?

但你將能夠享受到他們有的任何季節性水果。好吧，我甚至在這裡怎麼開始呢？

I never liked figs. I always thought figs were like old people fruits-

我從來不喜歡無花果。我一直認為無花果就像老年人的水果------。

Cuz they look like alien creatures from another planet

因為他們看起來像來自另一個星球的外星生物

Cuz they look all sad and wrinkled, like only sad wrinkly people can eat FIGS

因為他們看起來都很悲傷，有皺紋，就像只有悲傷有皺紋的人才能吃水果一樣。

NO when you cut them open and they're filled with like little tiny eggs

當你把它們切開時，裡面裝滿了像小雞蛋一樣的東西。

and you're like uUgh, and then you get older and you realize they're

而你就像UUgh，然後你變老了，你意識到他們是

But now that I too am sad and wrinkly, I can eat a fig.

但是現在我也很傷心，皺巴巴的，我可以吃無花果了。

Oh my god, I went for the original yogurt. It's tart, it's not overly sweet, and they make it themselves

哦，我的上帝，我去買了原味酸奶。它是酸的，不是太甜，而且是他們自己做的。

So it has like a really good old-school kind of feeling. Does that makes sense.. everybody? Mmm

所以它有一種非常好的老派的感覺。這有意義嗎......大家？嗯

This is just a really great seasonal fruit with the tart yogurt to cut the sweetness of the fruit.

這只是一個真正偉大的季節性水果，用酸奶來削減水果的甜味。

A fruit salad with some nice yogurt to balance it out. Go ahead. Try some of mine. I'mma try some of yours.

一份水果沙拉加上一些漂亮的酸奶來平衡它。來吧。試試我的一些。我也要嚐嚐你的。

Wow, the fig is so sweet. Are you ready for this raspberry compote? Okay, you're not even ready for this time. I'm not?

哇，無花果太甜了。你準備好接受這個覆盆子糖漿了嗎？好吧，你甚至沒有準備好這一次。我沒有？

I'm starting to feel better about Spudgy having kidney stones. Yes

我開始對飛毛腿有腎結石的事感覺好些了。是的

Somehow I'm starting to feel better about that. Spudgy's sitting at home going

不知怎的，我開始對這個問題感覺好些了。Spudgy坐在家裡，正在進行

But you can't. You're on special dietary food now.

但你不能這樣做。你現在在吃特殊的飲食食物。

Look at how huge these grapes are. Look at the size of these grapes.

看看這些葡萄有多大。看看這些葡萄的大小。

Delicious Japanese grapes! The skin of the grape tastes like what you think grapes should taste like, and then the inside tastes like grape candy

美味的日本葡萄!葡萄皮的味道是你認為葡萄應該有的味道，然後裡面的味道是葡萄糖的味道

Have you ever noticed that delicious things tend to make you fat? Hmm. That's not really fair.

你有沒有注意到，美味的東西往往會讓你變胖？嗯。這其實並不公平。

I feel kind of confused about this because this is just figs with some nice yogurt. Home made yogurt.

我對此感到有點困惑，因為這只是無花果和一些漂亮的酸奶。家庭製作的酸奶。

I think it should be healthy for me, shouldn't it? I think it might be good for us. I think it might be good for us!

我想這對我來說應該是健康的，不是嗎？我想它可能對我們有好處。我認為它可能對我們有好處！我認為它可能對我們有好處。

Because we only got the plain yogurt, right? So there was no caramel, no chocolate, no sugar, no honey. No, nothing

因為我們只買了純酸奶，對嗎？所以沒有焦糖，沒有巧克力，沒有糖，沒有蜂蜜。沒有，什麼都沒有

Then they put on fresh nectarines, fresh grapes. This feels like something that I would eat for breakfast

然後他們放上新鮮油桃，新鮮葡萄。這感覺就像我早餐要吃的東西。

I feel good after eating this. Look at us justifying. I know ....and now for the junkie stuff!

吃完這個，我感覺很好。看我們在辯解。我知道....，現在是為了吸毒者的東西！

Parfaits are wildly popular all over Japan. You've got traditional parfaits. You've got once the Cheesecake in them, ice cream

凍糕在日本各地都非常流行。你有傳統的凍糕。你已經有了一次奶酪蛋糕，冰淇淋

You've got fruit. You've got brownies. There are a lot to choose from

你已經有了水果。你有巧克力蛋糕。有很多可供選擇的

And now for a more junky parfaits. We're at a very generic cafe

現在是更垃圾的凍糕。我們在一家非常普通的咖啡館裡

There are lots of them all over Japan. This one offers over 12 different parfait flavors. Yep. It's nothing gourmet.

日本各地都有很多這樣的機構。這家店提供超過12種不同的凍糕口味。是的。這不是什麼美食。

It's just kind of something to satiate your parfait feelings and we're gonna ask you guys to pick a number between one to twelve

這只是一種滿足你的凍糕感覺的東西，我們要請你們在1到12之間選一個數字。

Tenth answer is gonna be my parfait. Twentieth is Simon's. All right. Okay. You ready ready?

第十個答案將是我的凍糕。第二十次是西蒙的。好的。好的，你準備好了嗎？

崗位。好了，我們開始吧。1 1 2 3 4

The next one is mine. Lucky number 7 for Martina! Ok you're number 7. I am...

下一個是我的。瑪蒂娜的幸運數字7!好吧，你是第7號。我是...

Twenty. Number three. Alright, to the ordering mobile. Seven to three, let's do this

二十。三號。好了，到訂購手機。七號到三號，讓我們來做這個

Ughh! ...oh my. Um. L-look at that it um...

Ughh!...哦，我的。嗯。我... ...看那... ...嗯...

哦，我的上帝，它看起來像--像一個鬼魂!

這一切......都在滴水！而且分崩離析！。

So the other one that we had was one thousand four hundred yen per person. This one was three hundred ninety

是以，我們的另一個項目是每人一千四百日元。這個是三百九十元

So we're looking at four bucks versus like 14 bucks. This is very different. You could see your fruit is frozen

是以，我們看到的是4塊錢與14塊錢的區別。這是很不同的。你可以看到你的水果是冷凍的

Rather than fresh. This is ice cream and lots of corn flakes

而不是新鮮的。這是冰激凌和大量的玉米片

Let's give it a taste. I mean, the ice cream in Japan is always great. Like look at how thick that is

讓我們嚐嚐吧。我的意思是，日本的冰激凌總是很棒。比如說，看看這有多厚

When did they clean this counter last, I don't know.

他們上次清理這個櫃檯是什麼時候，我不知道。

I'll be honest. This is some bombastic icecream.

我說實話。這是一些爆炸性的冰激凌。

Mean, it's super creamy. It's still wonderful. Wow. It's really good. It's a really nice sweet ice cream. Yeah have some of your

意思是，它是超級奶油的。它仍然是美妙的。哇。這真的很好。這是一個非常好的甜味冰激凌。是的，有一些你的

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