Let me know when your best friend shows up Orange until he arrives.

當你最好的朋友出現時，讓我知道 橙色，直到他到達。

I'll fill in.

我來補上。

Yeah, I'll pair this back and forth is why we're such great friends.

是的，我對這一來一往是為什麼我們是如此偉大的朋友。

I can already tell today's brainteaser challenge is gonna be great.

我已經可以看出今天的腦筋急轉彎挑戰會很精彩。

Yeah.

是的。

How do you figure because you're the brain and I'm the teaser.

你是怎麼想的，因為你是大腦，我是挑逗者。

No, I'm sorry to break it to you dude.

不，我很抱歉打斷你，夥計。

But that's not the kind of brain teaser we'll be dealing with today.

但這不是我們今天要處理的腦筋急轉彎問題。

Now please welcome the judge of today's episode.

現在請歡迎今天這期節目的評審。

A spiritual enlightened animal who has spent his entire life in the woods pondering the meaning of life.

一個精神開化的動物，一生都在森林裡思考生命的意義。

Give it up for chipmunk.

為花栗鼠鼓掌吧。

Hello.

你好。

Thank you for having me.

謝謝你邀請我。

What's so funny?

有什麼好笑的？

Your voice.

你的聲音。

Oh bad.

哦，糟糕。

That's good.

這很好。

Okay, I'm done.

好了，我說完了。

You can talk with your normal voice now.

你現在可以用你的正常聲音說話了。

This is my normal voice.

這是我的正常聲音。

Good one.

好一個。

Orange.

橙色。

I think that's his actual voice.

我認為這是他真正的聲音。

Oh oh sorry.

哦，對不起。

I accept your apology.

我接受你的道歉。

There's something caught in your throat.

有東西卡在你的喉嚨裡。

Orange.

橙色。

Let's get this over with.

讓我們把這個問題解決了吧。

I suppose.

我想。

Now allow me to share some of the knowledge I have accumulated in my cheeks.

現在請允許我分享一下我在臉頰上積累的一些知識。

After nine Upon the nuts of knowledge.

九年後，知識的堅果。

I'm good.

我很好。

Yeah, I'll pass very well.

是的，我將非常順利地通過。

We'll skip straight to life's great unanswerable questions.

我們將直接跳到生活中偉大的無法回答的問題。

If you are unable to answer them, do not be discouraged.

如果你無法回答他們，不要灰心。

No one ever has.

從來沒有人這樣做過。

Question what if we do answer them?

問題是如果我們真的回答了他們怎麼辦？

You won't answer them.

你不會回答他們。

They are unanswerable.

他們是無法回答的。

Okay.

好的。

But what if we do?

但如果我們這樣做呢？

Well then you will earn a point as well as the title of most enlightened person I have ever met in.

那麼你將贏得一分，以及我所見過的最開明的人的稱號。

I'm sorry I couldn't hold it and his boys I'm sorry uh let us proceed pair.

我很抱歉，我沒能拿住它，他的孩子們我很抱歉，呃，讓我們繼續對。

Here is your first unanswerable question.

這是你第一個無法回答的問題。

What is the sound of one hand clapping, wow.

什麼是單手拍打的聲音，哇。

Oh man that's a toughie.

哦，夥計，這是一個難題。

Yeah, I'm gonna have to be honest with you.

是的，我得跟你說實話。

Chipmunk.

花栗鼠。

I have no idea.

我不知道。

Indeed.

的確如此。

No one does know what you're talking about.

確實沒有人知道你在說什麼。

I know what the sound of one hand slapping is.

我知道單手拍打的聲音是什麼。

Hey.

嘿。

Oh my goodness!

哦，我的天哪！我的天哪

I know he's insane right far from it.

我知道他是瘋了，對不對，遠遠不是這樣。

This Orange has somehow answered one of the great unanswerable questions.

這個橙子在某種程度上回答了一個無法回答的大問題。

What orange I award you one point.

什麼橙子我給你一分。

Also after this I'd like to pick your remarkable, remarkable brain heck go ahead and pick at it right now if you want to.

另外，在這之後，我想挑選你的傑出的、卓越的大腦，如果你願意，現在就去挑選吧。

Uh what's that?

呃，那是什麼？

Is that a Torino?

那是一輛Torino嗎？

How'd that get in there now?

這東西現在怎麼會在裡面？

Mm remarkable.

嗯，了不起。

Would you stop saying that?

你能不這麼說嗎？

And what's the next question?

那麼下一個問題是什麼呢？

Ah yes if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

啊，是的，如果一棵樹倒在森林裡，周圍沒有人，它會發出聲音嗎？

Mm Okay well I guess it depends on what your definition of sound is.

嗯，好吧，我想這取決於你對聲音的定義是什麼。

Yeah that's what's easy.

是的，這才是最容易的。

The tree definitely makes a sound and it sounds like this.

這棵樹肯定會發出聲音，它的聲音是這樣的。

Orange, What did you just slap you with a branch?

橙子，你剛才用樹枝打了你什麼？

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say yes remarkable.

我想出去走走，說是了不起。

He really isn't.

他真的不是。

Dude pair have some respect.

老兄對有一些尊重。

Orange has now answered two questions that haven't been answered in thousands of years.

奧蘭治現在已經回答了幾千年來都沒有回答的兩個問題。

No he didn't you heard a pair Have some respect and now for the most difficult one of all.

不，他沒有，你聽到的是一對有一些尊重，現在是最困難的一個。

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood pair?

如果一隻木頭人可以夾住木頭對，那麼木頭人可以夾住多少木頭？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Orange 12, remarkable.

橙色12，顯著。

You You seriously believe the actual answer is 12.

你 你真的相信實際答案是12。

12.

12.

What?

什麼？

I don't know what he got all the others.

我不知道他給其他所有的人買了什麼。

Right?

對嗎？

So at this point I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

所以在這一點上，我給了他懷疑的好處。

Orange.

橙色。

I hereby declare you the winner and I invite you to join my monastery.

我在此宣佈你是贏家，我邀請你加入我的寺院。

We could learn much from you.

我們可以從你那裡學到很多東西。

Can I make fun of your voice If it enables me to achieve enlightenment?

我可以取笑你的聲音嗎？如果它能使我達到開悟的程度？

I suppose I could undergo a few more verbal barbs.

我想我可以再經受一些口頭上的抨擊。

I understood like half of those words.

我明白這些話的一半。

Let's do it.

讓我們行動起來吧。

Wonderful.

很好。

There are so many questions I want to ask you is a glass half empty or is it half full, definitely empty.

我有很多問題想問你，杯子是半空還是半滿，肯定是空的。

Orange remarkable.

橙色顯著。

Which came first.

哪個先來。

The chicken or the egg?

雞還是蛋？

The egg.

雞蛋。

You're messed.

你搞砸了。

Oh did I orange remarkable.

哦，我的橙子很出色。

Now tell me for this is the answer.

現在告訴我，這就是答案。

I wish to know the answer to most of all what is the meaning of life?

我最想知道的答案是，生命的意義是什麼？

I can't tell you that.

我不能告訴你。

Ha see he's a fraud, but I can show you the answer you seek is contained within the pages of this book.

哈，他是個金光黨，但我可以告訴你，你所尋求的答案就在這本書的書頁中。

Wow, I really thought he was gonna slap me with that book.

哇，我真的以為他要用那本書給我一巴掌。

So I guess we should open it.

所以我想我們應該打開它。

Well, I've been searching for this answer my entire life.

嗯，我一生都在尋找這個答案。

Yeah, well I've been putting up with orange my entire life.

是啊，我這輩子都在忍受橙色。

Very well.

很好。

We will open it together.

我們將一起打開它。

Fine.

很好。

12.

12.