Don't you remember the time I I had myself delivered to you in a box for your birthday and how the guy I paid screwed up and delivered me to the wrong apartment and how the lady who opened the box, freaked out and started screaming and I ran out of there just as you poke your head into the hall and next thing I know this one is bashing me for having an affair with her neighbor and this one is bashing me for being some kind of gift wrap pervert and all I had to protect myself was a dozen long stemmed roses and you never even read the note.
難道你不記得有一次,我為你的生日把自己裝在一個盒子裡送到你面前,我付錢的那個人如何搞砸了,把我送到了錯誤的公寓,打開盒子的女士如何嚇壞了,開始尖叫,我跑出來的時候,你正好把頭探進大廳,接下來我知道這個人在抨擊我和她的鄰居有染,這個人在抨擊我是某種禮物包裝的變態,我用來保護自己的只是一打長莖玫瑰花,你甚至從來沒有看過紙條。