Which one was Pete Carney?

Pete the Weeper?

Remember the guy that used to cry every time we had sex?

"Uh, was it good for you?"

Yeah, well, I'd take a little crying any day over "Howard the I win guy."

"I win, I win."

I went out with the guy for two months.

I didn't get to win once.

How do we end up with these jerks?

We're good people.

I don't know, maybe we're like some kind of magnets.

I know I am.

That's why I can't wear a digital watch.

There's more beer, right?

Oh!

You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?

She says that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do, like, a cleansing ritual.

Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald.

Yeah.

So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys.

It's Valentine's Day - It's perfect.

Ok, well, what kind of ritual?

Ok, we can um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.

Or?

Or, or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.

-Burning is good. -Burning is good, yeah.

Ok, so now we need, um, sage branches and the sacramental wine.

All I had is-is oregano and a Fresca.

Um, that's ok!

Ooh.

Ok.

All right, now we need the semen of a righteous man.

Ok, Pheebs, you know what, If we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.

-Can we just start throwing things in? -Um, yeah, ok!

Oh.

Ok, um.

Ok, Barry's letters.

Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.

Ooh, and I have the, uh, receipt from my dinner with Nokulule Oon Ah .

Here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.

-Oh. -Let me see.

Hey, he's wearing a sweater.

No.

-Ew. -Ew.

Ok, and here we have the last of Paolo's grappa!

Wait, Rachel, isn't that almost pure?