Welcome to another episode of Patster Peace Theater.

歡迎來到另一集《帕特斯特和平劇院》。

Today we'll hear the story of--

今天我們將聽到的故事是--

[grunts]

[咕嚕聲]

Ow!

嗷!

Oh, this book's too hot to handle.

哦，這本書太熱了，無法處理。

[blowing]

[吹氣]

Now, where did I put today's story book?

現在，我把今天的故事書放在哪裡了？

Ooh. Nope, that's a textbook.

哦。不，那是一本教科書。

Hmm...

嗯...

Hmm, hmm...

嗯，嗯...

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla!

啪啪啪，啪啪啪，啪啪啪，啪啪啪!

I hate audiobooks!

我討厭有聲書!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Oh!

哦!

Ah!

啊!

Where is that dumb book?

那本愚蠢的書在哪裡？

Hmm...

嗯...

[chirping]

[啾啾聲]

Well, aren't you cute?

那麼，你是不是很可愛？

Ow!

嗷!

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

Don't worry, me, I've gotcha!

別擔心，我，我有辦法!

Oh!

哦!

There I go.

我去那裡了。

Glad I bought that self-help book!

很高興我買了那本自救書!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[chuckling]

[笑著說]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Found it!

找到了!

Today's story is called "Downtown Patty

今天的故事叫《市中心的帕蒂》。

the Thrillifick Tale

驚濤駭浪的故事

of a Krabby Patty Looking for Love".

尋找愛情的蟹皇堡"。

Hmm...

嗯...

Boy meets grill.

男孩遇到烤肉。

[grunts]

[咕嚕聲]

[sniffs, groans]

[嗅探，呻吟]

Where is that freaky, funky smell coming from?

那股怪異的怪味是從哪裡來的？

[sniffing]

[聞]

[mooing]

[咕咕聲]

[belching]

[打嗝聲]

That is horrible!

這真是太可怕了!

Not the right smell, though.

但不是正確的氣味。

This smell is rank, with a touch of stank.

這種氣味是等級的，帶有淡淡的惡臭。

[sniffing] Nope.

[聞] 不。

This smell is more like a rotten egg,

這種氣味更像是一個臭雞蛋。

filtered through wild strawberries.

通過野草莓過濾。

[sniffing]

[聞]

Eh, close, but it needs more Gorgonzola and seaweed.

嗯，接近了，但需要更多的戈爾貢佐拉奶酪和海藻。

Ah, fiddleweed!

啊，蕨類植物!

[sobbing]

[抽泣聲]

I can't host this show until I know

我無法主持這個節目，除非我知道

where that freaky, funky smell is coming from!

那股怪異的怪味是從哪裡來的!

What smell?

什麼味道？

Eww!

Eww!

You're right, we got to find it!

你是對的，我們得找到它!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[giggling]

[咯咯笑]

Welcome to another episode

歡迎觀看另一集

of Patrick Stench Safari.

帕特里克-斯滕奇野生動物園的。

I am mere seconds away from discovering the source

我只差幾秒鐘就能發現來源了

of that freaky, funky smell.

那股怪異的怪味。

[sniffing]

[聞]

And I lost it.

而我失去了它。

Oh, nose caddy!

哦，鼻套！

Ah!

啊!

What do you suggest, nose caddy?

你的建議是什麼，鼻套？

I think this calls for the Durante!

我認為這需要杜蘭特的幫助!

Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!

哈-哈-哈-哈-哈-哈-哈!

[sniffing]

[聞]

Oh, I smell it! Follow me!

哦，我聞到了!跟著我！

[giggling]

[咯咯笑]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Hi, kids. Want a taste of my dad stew?

嗨，孩子們。想嚐嚐我爸爸的燉菜嗎？

[sniffing]

[聞]

Uh... This doesn't smell right.

呃......這聞起來不對。

Golly, did I forget an ingredient?

天哪，我是不是忘了一種成分？

[sniffing]

[聞]

It's missing that month-old leftovers aroma.

它缺少那種一個月前的剩菜香味。

[leftovers] Hmm-hmm...

[剩菜]嗯，嗯...

Huh? Hey!

嗯？嘿！

Huh...

嗯...。

How's this?

這個怎麼樣？

[sniffing]

[聞]

Needs more dirty laundry umami.

需要更多的髒衣服的味覺。

Oh...

哦...

What about now?

那現在呢？

Uh-huh...

嗯哼...

Perhaps a pinch of trash.

也許有一撮垃圾。

Oh...

哦...

[explosion]

[爆炸]

This has got to be it!

這一定是它!

[sniffing]

[聞]

Darn, that's not it!

該死的，這不是它!

I guess we lost the trail.

我想我們失去了線索。

[retching]

[嘔吐]

[growling]

[咆哮聲]

[panting and snorting]

[氣喘吁吁和打噴嚏]

Delicious!

味道好極了!

This nose must be on the fritz.

這個鼻子一定是壞了。

Uh...

呃...

While Patrick finds another nose,

當帕特里克找到另一個鼻子時。

enjoy this educational classic.

欣賞這部教育經典。

Hi, I'm Perch Perkins,

你好，我是佩奇-帕金斯。

and today I'll be your guide through the wonderful world

今天，我將成為你在這個奇妙世界的嚮導

of snouts, snoots and schnoses.

鼻子、鼻孔和鼻腔。

That's right, kids, noses!

這是正確的，孩子們，鼻子!

Follow me!

跟著我！

Whoa!

哇!

[laughs]

[笑聲]

We begin in the factory that's inside everyone's nose.

我們從每個人的鼻子裡的工廠開始。

The olfactory.

嗅覺。

Eh-heh.

Eh-heh。

Here, trained workers test each sniff for smelliness.

在這裡，訓練有素的工人對每一個嗅覺進行測試，以確定是否有異味。

[groaning]

[呻吟聲]

We end our tour in the snot foundry,

我們在鼻涕鑄造廠結束參觀。

where finely-crafted boogers are made.

精心製作的鼻屎是在這裡製造的。

This is Perch Perkins, reminding you

我是佩奇-帕金斯，提醒您

you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose,

你可以選擇你的朋友，你可以選擇你的鼻子。

but you can't pick your friend's nose!

但你不能挖你朋友的鼻子!

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Yoo-hoo.

俞灝明。

[chuckles] You're in the middle.

[笑]你在中間。

Ouch!

哎喲!

Excellent addition to your booger box.

對你的鼻屎盒來說是很好的補充。

Now that you're done digging for gold,

現在你已經完成了挖金子的工作。

come help me find that smell!

來幫我找到那股味道！

Wah...!

華......!

[giggling]

[咯咯笑]