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  • Are you in a horrible relationship?

    你正處在一個很爛的戀愛關係中嗎?

  • Are you trying to break up with your girlfriend or boyfriend but can't?

    你正在試著和你的女朋友或男朋友分手可是卻失敗嗎?

  • Are you trying to dump somebody but don't know what to say?

    你正在試著甩別人,但卻不知道要說什麼嗎?

  • Well...today is your lucky day. You've come to the right place.

    恩...今天是你的幸運日。你來到了對的地方。

  • I'm gonna teach you the best, most effective, 100 percent guaranteed break up lines.

    我即將要傳授給你最棒,最有效率,百分之百保證的分手語錄。

  • You will walk out single, and ready to mingle like a pringle.

    你將會變成單身貴族。

  • These are the most success...popu... These one work!

    這謝是最成功,有名,這些會成功。

  • (Best Break Up Lines)

    (最佳分手語錄)

  • It's not you...It's me.

    不是你的錯...是我。

  • Just kidding...It's definitely you...Girl, Bye!

    開玩笑的。絕對是你的錯。女孩,掰!

  • The doctor told me I have the new allergy.

    醫生說我有過敏。

  • Oh no... What are you allergic to?

    噢不!你對什麼過敏?

  • I'm allergic to your BO...So, Sorry.

    我對你的體味過敏...所以,不好意思摟。

  • Hey...It's not you...It's your mom! I'm in love with your mom.

    嘿!不是你的錯,是你媽的錯。我愛上你媽了。

  • Excuse you! My mom is fifty.

    不好意思!我媽50歲了!

  • Your mama got it go and on. Can I have her number?

    你的媽媽是我的菜,我可以要他的電話號碼嗎?

  • Dang! Your ex is really attractive.

    天啊!你的前男/女友真的很吸引人誒!!

  • Oh...really...Who?

    噢真的喲!!誰啊?

  • Me! Bye!

    我啊~~掰!!

  • I just save 50 percent of my money on Valentine's Day by switching to single. Bye.

    我剛剛省了我一半的零用錢在情人節上,因為我剛剛恢復單身了!掰

  • Hey! Did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face is pretty messed up.

    嘿!你是從天堂掉下來的嗎?因為你的臉真的被撞爛了

  • I cannot do it anymore. We're done.

    我不能再忍了,我們分手吧

  • Hey! Wanna see a cool magic trick?

    嘿!你想看一個酷魔術嗎?

  • Oh...sure. I love magic tricks.

    噢!當然好啊!我最喜歡魔術了

  • Abracadabra cajan! Poof! You're single.

    阿布拉咔嗒不拉!碰!你單身了:)

  • Wait, what?

    等一下,什麼?!

  • Classic Z formation.

    經典Z公式!

  • WE ARE THROUGH BYE.

    我 們 結 束 了 再 見!!

  • Hey! Wanna hear a funny joke?

    嘿!想聽一個笑話嗎?

  • Oh sure...I love jokes

    恩...好啊!我最喜歡聽笑話了!

  • Our relationship.

    我們的關係就是一個大笑話.

  • Hey I just met you and you are crazy. I got a new number so call me never

    嘿!我剛認識了,你是瘋子,所以我換了新的電話號碼,然後永遠別打給我了!(改編歌詞)

  • Hey so I heard a song today and it described our relationship perfectly.

    嘿我今天聽到了一首超符合我們的關係的歌

  • Oh...oh really? What is it?

    噢!噢真的嗎?哪一首啊?

  • WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER. Like ever...

    我們永遠永遠永遠都不會再在一起了!永遠。(歌詞)

  • Well...fliggle my giggle. That is just rude.

    好吧,你竟然取笑我們的感情!你真沒禮貌!

  • Did you hear about that new movie that is called other people?

    你有聽過你一部新的電影叫做”別人“嗎?

  • You know...I don't think I've heard that movie.

    你知道...我不覺得我有聽過這部電影。

  • That what I want to see. As in... I wanna see other people. So...Bye.

    那正是我要看的電影。換句話說,我想跟別人約會。所以,掰。

  • You are so nice and you're pretty in all that but

    你人很好整體而言又很漂亮,可是,

  • U.G.L.Y You ain't got no alibi. You ugly. Eh Yeah! You ugly.

    (歌詞)

  • Well...Excuse me. Never in my life have I ever met someone so rude.

    不好意思,你知道。我生命中從來沒有遇過這麼沒禮貌的人。

  • Hey baby...Can I read you a poem I wrote?

    黑!寶貝!我可以念一首我寫的詩給你聽嗎?

  • Oh...No way! You shouldn't have.

    噢!不可能!你沒有必要這樣。

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. Trashes dumped and so are you.

    玫瑰是紅色的,紫羅蘭是藍色的。垃圾被我丟了,你也是。

  • Wait...what?

    等等...什麼?

  • Hey...I'm really sorry but our relationship is about as real as your weave. Girl...Bye.

    嘿!我真的很抱歉。但我們的關係就和你的編髮一樣真。女孩...再見。

  • This is 100 percent authentic.

    這是百分之百真實的。

  • I am an independent Black woman who does not need a man.

    我是一個獨立的黑人女人,我不需要男人。

  • I'm out!

    我退出了!

  • Knock knock

    摳摳

  • Who's there? Single!

    誰在那?單身!

  • Single who? Single you!

    單身什麼?單身你!

  • So... sometimes I felt like we're gonna date forever.

    有時候我覺得我們可以約會一輩子。

  • Awe... You just as sweet as loving.

    噢...你好會甜言蜜語。

  • But then again, I sometimes have the feeling that I can do crystal meth, and then I think... better not.

    但是相同的,有時候我感覺我可以吸安非他命,但是後來我想想,最好還是不要了。

  • Thank you guys so much for watching. Please give this video a big thumbs up for me and comment below some other break up lines.

    謝謝你們的觀賞。請幫我按讚然後在下面留言另外一些分手的經典語錄吧!

  • Make sure you subscribe to me. If you're not, i make videos every Sunday on this channel and please follow me on Twitter and Tumblr and Instagram and the rest of my stuffs I'll have down here.

    確定你有訂閱我。如果沒有,我每個星期天都會錄影片在這個頻道上。然後在推特,Tumblr,Instagram,還有其他我下面有留的這些社群網站上追蹤我

  • I recently just gone on District Line Store and I have two new shirts up for sale. You can check out the link for that as well down below.

    我最近在District Line店裡上架的兩件衣服正在特價。你也可以查看我放在下面的連結。

  • That's pretty much it. I'll see you guys next Sunday. O K BYE SEE YOU LATER

    這大概就是全部了。我們下週日見。好 吧 掰 我 們 下 次 見。

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