in your hands when you're outside on a cold day.

在寒冷的日子裡，當你在外面時，你的手就會被握住。

In Japan the best way for us to do this is with steamed buns.

在日本，我們最好的方法是用饅頭來做這個。

And today, we're going to show you a lot of them.

而今天，我們將向你展示其中的很多。

[M] And this one right now is really cute.

[M]而現在這個人真的很可愛。

It's like a special edition bun and I really freaked out when I walked into the store.

這就像一個特別版的包子，當我走進商店時，我真的嚇壞了。

[S] Get on your bike you cute girl!

[S]騎上你的自行車，你這個可愛的女孩!

[M] We picked a special day to film, ducky!

[M]我們選擇了一個特殊的日子來拍攝，小鴨子!

[S] The special edition bun wasn't even part of our filming schedule.

[S]特別版包子甚至不是我們拍攝計劃的一部分。

It wasn't part of our plan [M] It's just amazing guys!

這不是我們計劃中的一部分[M]，這實在是太神奇了，夥計們!

[S] We saw it, so we just figured: "You know what, let's just show you guys."

[S]我們看到了它，所以我們只是想。"你知道嗎，我們就給你們看看吧。"

[M] We're just gonna show you. [S] Okay.

[M] 我們只是要給你看。[S]好的。

So, this right here is a little chicken bun, which I thought might be a chicken,

所以，這裡的這個是一個小雞包，我以為可能是一隻雞。

I'm not too sure. It's got an upside-down heart, and then it has like a really shrivelly penis on there, on top.

我也不太清楚。它有一個倒置的心臟，然後上面有一個非常乾癟的陰莖，在上面。

So... [M] Mine is ...(?) [S] You got the wrong one!

那麼......[M] 我的是......(?) [S] 你拿錯了!

Where is your's? Your's is in the other one.

你的在哪裡？你的在另一個裡面。

[M] Probably should have done more research on this.

[M]也許應該對此做更多的研究。

[S] We should've!

[S] 我們應該這樣做！

[M] We did, we're like "I want dat chicken bun!"

[M]我們做到了，我們就像 "我想吃雞肉包子！"

Shaped like a chicken, I'm getting that chicken bun!

形狀像一隻雞，我要買那個雞肉包子!

And then everyone's like, "What are those things?"

然後每個人都會說，"那些是什麼東西？"

We're like, "Uhhh..."

我們就像，"呃......"

[S] Do you see that little steam coming through

[S]你是否看到有一點蒸汽通過

[M] Oh wow

[M] 哦，哇

[S] Marshmallow bread-y magic on the outside, steam

[S] 棉花糖麵包式的魔法在外面，蒸汽

So you got the little glossy texture, doesn't stick to your fingers.

所以你得到了小的光澤質地，不會粘在你的手指上。

Inside filled with sweet onions and meat and gravy.

裡面裝滿了甜洋蔥和肉以及肉汁。

[M] Chicken on the inside is super flavorful. [S] Mmm [M] This tastes like a chicken stew.

[M]裡面的雞肉超級有味道。[S]嗯[M]這嚐起來像燉雞。

They took a chicken stew [S] Oh my god [M] chopped it up and poured it inside.

他們拿著燉雞[S]哦，我的上帝[M]把它切碎了，倒在裡面。

Normally in North America if you bought anything this cheap the meat would be

通常在北美，如果你買這麼便宜的東西，肉會是

quite either bouncy or gristly

蹦蹦跳跳的，或者說是灰頭土臉的

[S] Yeah

[S] 是的

[M] But this meat tastes like actual chicken meat.

[M]但這塊肉吃起來像真正的雞肉。

If you're coming to Japan and you've made yourself an itinerary

如果你要來日本，而且你已經為自己制定了一個行程

and that itinerary does not include visiting a convenience store, you need to schedule it back in.

而這個行程中不包括參觀便利店，你需要把它安排回來。

[S] I saw somebody's itinerary recently. They wanted two hours in Shibuya crossing, dude

[S]我最近看到某人的行程表。他們想在澀谷口岸呆兩個小時，夥計

It's a crosswalk. You got two stop lights, and then you're through.

這是一個人行橫道。你有兩個停車燈，然後你就可以通過了。

You don't need to be there for two hours.

你不需要在那裡呆兩個小時。

But you do need [M] Is to eat convenience store buns [S] Is to eat convenience store buns [M] for two hours

但你確實需要[M]是吃便利店的包子[S]是吃便利店的包子[M]兩個小時的時間

[S] I just realized the problem with steamed buns is that you eat them so quickly and then your hands get cold again

[S]我才意識到，饅頭的問題是你吃得太快了，然後你的手又變冷了。

I think the only solution to this is more steamed buns

我認為唯一的解決辦法就是多吃饅頭

[M] I have to agree with you, but I have no idea how you chewed that so fast.

[M]我不得不同意你的觀點，但我不知道你是怎麼把這句話嚼得這麼快的。

[S] This was my first meal of the day girl.

[S] 這是我今天的第一頓飯，女孩。

It's 2:32 and I've been awake since 9, and I ate nothing!

現在是2點32分，我從9點就醒了，而且什麼都沒吃!

This is love ladies and gentlemen. I have to feed my big boy.

這就是愛，女士們、先生們。我必須餵我的大男孩。

[S] *quacks*

[M] He breaks chairs. [S] I gotta work out today

[M] 他打破了椅子。[S]我今天要鍛鍊身體

Mm well that was delightful. Let's go to another store!

嗯，這很令人高興。讓我們去另一家商店吧!

[M] Pizza man~ When you're not sure what time of day it is it's always time for

[M]披薩人~當你不確定現在是什麼時候時，總是要吃的。

Pizzaaa mann~

匹薩曼~

This is basically a Japanese hot pocket

這基本上是一個日本的熱口袋

It's got cheese and meat and tomato sauce and it has been stuffed lovingly inside of this orange, steamed bun

它有奶酪、肉和西紅柿醬，被愛不釋手地塞進這個橙色的饅頭裡。

which looks a lot like a pizza pocket. I think it was probably a year and a half ago that our friend said

這看起來很像一個比薩餅口袋。我想大概是一年半以前，我們的朋友說

"Oh have you ever had a thing called, like, a pizza man?"

"哦，你有過一個叫，比如，披薩人的東西嗎？"

And we're like, "What's that?" and we went to a convenience store. [S] I thought he was trying to be Jamaican

我們想，"那是什麼？"然後我們去了一家便利店。[S] 我想他是想成為牙買加人

He's like hey you ever have a pizza man [M] Like pizza man and we're like why [S] You're from North Carolina?

他說："你有沒有吃過比薩餅？"[M]像比薩餅的人，我們就說："為什麼？"[S]你是北卡羅來納州人？

Why are you even trying that?

你為什麼要這樣做呢？

[M] Not sure Lawson's is my favourite already because there's no cheese component in here.

[M]不確定勞森的已經是我的最愛，因為這裡沒有奶酪成分。

[S] Where's the cheese at Lawson

[S] 勞森公司的奶酪在哪裡？

This just tastes like [M] tomato sauce [S] spaghetti sauce

這只是嚐起來像[M]番茄醬[S]意大利麵條醬

[M] that's been stuffed inside of a bun. Not my favourite one. [S] Where's the pizza?

[M]，被塞進包子裡面的。不是我最喜歡的那個。[S] 匹薩在哪裡？

Where's the meat at? Where's the cheese at?

肉在哪裡？奶酪在哪裡？

You're missing very many components of a pizza. [M] This should be called tomato sauce bun.

你缺少非常多的比薩餅的組成部分。 [M] 這應該叫番茄醬包。

[S] Saucy bun.

[S] 紹興包子。

[M] I gave it a 2 out of 5 because the sauce-y one is actually good

[M]我給它打了2分，因為醬油狀的其實很好。

[S] This is super frustrating we went to another 7-eleven in which they

[S] 這是超級令人沮喪的，我們去了另一家7-eleven，在那裡他們

had these amazing curry cheese ones that we wanted to try out.

有這些驚人的咖喱奶酪，我們想嘗試一下。

They had them on display and they're like,

他們把它們陳列在一起，他們就像。

"Yeah, no no we can't sell those right now."

"是的，不不，我們現在不能賣這些。"

And I'm not sure if they were just supposed to be display models or whatnot, but the whole thing was full!

而且我不確定他們是否只是被認為是展示模型或什麼的，但整個東西都是滿的！"。

And they couldn't sell us any!

而他們卻不能賣給我們任何東西!

So we're at another 7-eleven, but they don't have the cheese curry ones here.

所以我們到了另一家7-eleven，但他們這裡沒有奶酪咖喱的。

But they do have more pizza man though~

但他們確實有更多的披薩人，雖然~。

Let's go try some pizza mans~

讓我們去嘗試一些比薩餅吧~。

[M] This pizza man already looks so much cheesier, I'm gonna go in and have a bite.

[M]這個披薩人看起來已經很有幹勁了，我要進去吃一口了。

Hmm okay, tastes like a hot pocket was stuffed inside a fluffy piece of bread Simon.

嗯，好吧，吃起來就像在一塊鬆軟的麵包裡塞了一個熱口袋，西蒙。

[S] That half is mine. [M] Oh...

[S] 那一半是我的。[M] 哦...

Please don't eat my cheese. Please don't eat my I would give this four to five Pizza mans. Ducky, you gotta try it, okay

請不要吃我的奶酪。請不要吃我的... ...我會給這個四到五個比薩人。小鴨子，你得試試，好嗎？

I could already tell this one looks significantly better than the last one

我已經看出來了，這幅畫看起來明顯比上一幅畫好。

Are you serious right now

你現在是認真的嗎？

This is the best pizza pocket I've had in my life

這是我一生中吃過的最好的披薩口袋。

That's amazing. This is why you have to go try different convenience stores. Let's go try some more

這真讓人吃驚。這就是為什麼你必須去嘗試不同的便利店。讓我們再去嘗試一些

So we stopped at the mini stop to see what their bun selection was like this is the me cumin

所以我們在小站停了下來，看看他們的包子選擇是什麼樣的，這是我的孜然。

Which is just plain old brown meat. Oh?

這只是普通的棕色肉。哦？

Yes

是

Mercy

憐憫

Look at that ah this is what I'm talking about you feel the warmth in your fingertips the steam rise-- Martina didn't even wait!

看啊，這就是我說的，你感覺到指尖的溫暖，蒸汽升騰--瑪蒂娜甚至沒有等待！"。

By the time simon finishes talking and eating I still won't be done in time

等到西蒙講完話，吃完飯，我還是不能及時完成。

That's not true at all make it seem as if I rush my eating

這不是真的，讓人覺得我好像很急著吃飯。

You have like a really super sweet white onion flavor

你就像一個真正的超級甜的白洋蔥味道

[M] And then you have the pork. [S] If I could just rip off a little pieces of this and dip this into a soup this bread

[M] 然後你有豬肉。[S]如果我可以撕下一小塊，把它浸在湯裡，這個麵包

will absorb anything

會吸收任何東西

[S] Why do we only order like one and split half of each? [M] Because we're about to eat like nine of them altogether

[S]為什麼我們只點了一個，每個人分一半？[因為我們馬上就要吃到九個了。

Our last video is of a restaurant. That's $600 a person and you're telling me. We got to split these dollar buns. between the

我們的最後一個視頻是一家餐館。那是600美元一個人，你告訴我。我們得把這些一元包子分了。

the two of us? [M] Do you know why? It's because we've spent 600 dollars on dinner ;A; This is our life, $1 dollar buns.

我們兩個人？[M] 你知道為什麼嗎？因為我們已經花了600美元買了晚餐;A;這就是我們的生活，1美元的包子。

This is a special edition, ooh

這是一個特別版，哦

So this is the purin one. They have a pudding inside here. I've no idea no idea, but it's gonna whirring hot

所以這是嘌呤的一種。他們在這裡有一個布丁。我不知道，不知道，但它會呼呼作響的熱。

I'm really nervous that that's gonna be like explosive lava

我真的很緊張，這將是一個爆炸性的熔岩。

I'm not even sure if we should rip this open

我甚至不確定我們是否應該把這個撕開

Japanese people died eating a scalding hot purin. You want to rip this open and see what it looks like inside?

日本人吃了滾燙的嘌呤而死。你想把這個撕開，看看裡面是什麼樣子？

Yeah, yes, we are gonna do it Oh?

是的，是的，我們要去做哦？

God oh

上帝啊

Boy, oh boy. Oh gosh. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy? Oh?

孩子，哦，孩子。哦，天哪。哦，孩子。哦，孩子。哦，孩子。哦，孩子。哦，孩子？哦？

Gosh I am excited for this one. This is a sweet one. Okay, if it's filled with pudding

天哪，我對這個人很興奮。這是個甜的。好吧，如果它充滿了布丁

It's gonna be sweet majority of them are savory M: this is different on top as well. It's got a little chocolate on top

這會是甜的大部分是鹹的M：這個在上面也是不同的。上面有一點巧克力

It's got a bit of a jelly bite to it. Okay, no that was gross

它有一點果凍的味道。好吧，不，這很噁心

I want to do a video about things that make me happy. This is not something that makes me happy. It's not bad

我想做一個關於讓我高興的事情的視頻。這不是讓我高興的事情。這並不壞

I just think that the purin on the inside tastes like a beautiful warm pudding and then the texture of the bun

我只是覺得裡面的嘌呤吃起來像一個美麗的溫暖的布丁，然後是包子的質地。

Tastes more like a sweet, bun, and you don't really want the two to like come together

味道更像甜食，包子，你並不希望這兩種東西喜歡到一起。

Is it terrible? terrible no

很可怕嗎？

but

但

Obviously it's not that bad

很明顯，它沒有那麼糟糕

I'll eat anything

我什麼都可以吃

I'm hungry. I'll eat anything right now. I bend down and pick up an insect. There's the McDonalds right there

我很餓。我現在什麼都可以吃。我彎下腰，撿起一隻昆蟲。麥當勞就在那裡

I'm willing to finish this video and McDonalds. I'm so hungry. This splitting of half-bun bullshit

我願意完成這個視頻和麥當勞的工作。我太餓了。這種分半包的鬼話

Got one more bunsie for you to split with me

還有一個小兔子要和我一起分。

Oh boy no no

哦，孩子，不，不

The ministop pizzamaaaaan!!

迷你店的比薩餅

That looks good alright. I was skeptical at first because it's it's a lot puffier than the other buns.

這看起來很好啊。我一開始很懷疑，因為它比其他的包子要膨大很多。

Yes, this one doesn't have as much stuffing as a 7-eleven definitely doesn't but has got more cheese than the Lawson's one

是的，這個沒有7-eleven的餡料多，但比Lawson的多了些奶酪。

Okay, let's find out okay here we go

好吧，讓我們來看看，好吧，我們走吧

Hmm it needs more filling mm-hmm

嗯，它需要更多的填充物mm-hmm

I think this one is definitely seasoned better mm-hmm

我認為這個人絕對是經驗豐富的好手。

Than the 7-eleven one but they skimp way too much on the stuffing not enough pizza pocket

比起7-eleven的那個，他們在餡料上吝嗇了太多，沒有足夠的比薩餅袋。

[S[This is like in Christmas time [M] Will he eat anything folks? [S] I'll eat anything. [M] Yes, he will. I did that to see if you ate it

[S]這就像在聖誕節期間 [M]他能吃任何東西嗎，夥計們？[我什麼都可以吃。[M]是的，他會的。我這麼做是想看看你是否吃了它

He ate it all right

他吃得很好

The paper on the back is not edible so don't eat the paper bit Simon

背面的紙是不能吃的，所以不要吃紙的部分，西蒙

Can't believe you ate that. I literally ground up that bun put it in your mouth, and you were like mm-kay

不敢相信你吃了那個。我真的把那個包子磨碎了放進你的嘴裡，而你卻說："好吧。

A giant white foreigner was seen running around crazy in the parking lot of a mini stop in Kichijoji police were called and they said

有人看到一個巨大的白人外國人在吉祥寺的一個小型車站的停車場裡瘋狂地跑來跑去，警方接到電話，他們說

apparently he was just hungry

顯然，他只是餓了

I guess they had it, so we saw another 7-eleven along the way and we decided to check if they had the cheese curry one and

我猜他們有，所以我們在路上看到了另一家7-eleven，我們決定看看他們是否有奶酪咖喱味的，並且

[S] Here's one for you [M] Oh my god it says curry on it, so cuuuute!!

[這是給你的 [M]哦，我的上帝，上面寫著咖喱，太可愛了!

one for me

一個給我

Why did we get one each is this

為什麼我們每人得到一個是這樣的

what happens when I let you go in? [S] You know why? Now I can actually feel my hands getting warm. The whole

當我讓你進去的時候會發生什麼？[S] 你知道為什麼嗎？現在我真的能感覺到我的手在變熱。整個

point of this, [M] let me take your crotch bag, [S] this is a cold day and these warm up your hands very nicely

這一點，[M]讓我拿著你的褲袋，[S]今天很冷，這些東西能很好地溫暖你的手。

hahahaha, oh

哈哈哈哈，哦

Oh boy this may be why it's sold out everywhere look at this

哦，孩子，這可能就是為什麼到處都賣光了，看看這個。

This one right here looks like the granddaddy of them all I think I know why they were sold out everywhere because it smells amazing

這個看起來是它們的祖先，我想我知道為什麼它們到處都賣光了，因為它聞起來很香。

If you guys have seen our Coco curry video. You'll know that Japan is really big on curry. It's not the Indian curry you're thinking

如果你們看過我們的Coco curry視頻。你就會知道，日本真的很喜歡咖喱。這不是你所想的印度咖哩

It's not Indonesian. It's not like you know it's their own

這不是印尼語。不像你知道這是他們自己的

Curry, and it looks like it's cheddar and vanilla and vanilla vanilla cheese vanillan cheddar!

咖喱，看起來是切達奶酪和香草和香草切達奶酪，香草切達奶酪!

No, it's nice cheddar-mozarella rolling dope-ass cheese son. This is some dope-ass cheese

不，這是很好的切達奶酪-莫扎里拉奶酪滾動的笨蛋奶酪兒子。這是一些蠢貨奶酪

Okay, that's why it's always sold out

好吧，這就是為什麼它總是被賣光的原因

This is the best one we had all day mm-hmm, but has those flavors that you get with like a dark beef

這是我們一天中吃到的最好的東西，但有那些你得到的像黑牛肉一樣的味道。

Curry instead of it being like a sweeter pork taste, and they have big chunks of onions in here

咖喱，而不是像一個更甜的豬肉味道，而且他們在這裡有大塊的洋蔥

It's not spicy at all. Oh, it's so nice, and you can see the thinness ratio

它一點也不辣。哦，真不錯，你可以看到薄的比例

This is what we were saying that the other place definitely has to say I think 7-eleven gets the stuffing ratio right

這就是我們說的，其他地方肯定要說，我認為7-eleven的餡料比例是正確的。

We didn't go to a Family Mart

我們沒有去 "家庭超市"。

Which we were supposed to go to like all the different chains. Simon's bike batteries almost gone. Okay, you know

我們本該像所有不同的鏈子一樣去哪個地方。西蒙的自行車電池幾乎沒了。好吧，你知道

I don't want to like actually like bike like a like a like a like a farmer

我不想像實際上像自行車一樣像一個像一個像一個像一個的農民

All those farmers on their bikes

所有那些騎著自行車的農民

Battery to guide my fat ass from convenience store to convenience store

引導我的胖屁股從便利店到便利店的電池

So I can eat more buns, aint got no battery that means bun video's over

所以我可以吃更多的包子，沒有電池就意味著包子視頻結束了。

Our video is not over

我們的視頻還沒有結束

We would be remiss if we did this whole video on steamed buns and ignored Family Mart

如果我們做了這整個關於饅頭的視頻，而忽略了家庭超市，那就是我們的失職。

What are we are we quitters are we quitters?

我們是什麼，我們是退出者，我們是退出者嗎？

We are thorough in our research here, so this one right here is a cheese dakgalkbi man

我們在這裡進行了徹底的研究，所以這個人就在這裡，是一個奶酪達克比人

I which is a Korean thing this tastes somewhat legitimately accurate it has like the gochujang taste to it

這是一個韓國的東西，它的味道有點合法準確，它有像Gochujang的味道。

It's got the cabbage to you know it shredded chicken in a way mm-hmm. It's good. It. Just doesn't taste like dakgalbi

它有捲心菜，你知道它的方式是雞絲，嗯，嗯。這很好。它。只是吃起來不像是Dakgalbi。

The bun doesn't match it at all and there is nothing sweet about dakgalbi

包子與它完全不匹配，而且Dakgalbi沒有任何甜味。

What I will say is that that was a very stuffed, bun. Yeah you opened it up and

我要說的是，那是一個非常塞滿的，包子。是的，你把它打開了，然後

Just all the way through

只是一路走來

Family Mart is very thorough with their stuffing so far

到目前為止，家庭超市的餡料做得很徹底

Boy oh gosh

孩子，哦，天哪

That's an unfair tear

這是一種不公平的撕裂

This didn't tear as evenly I was hoping it would be this last pizza bun

這並沒有像我希望的那樣均勻地撕開這最後一個比薩餅的包子

I don't think it's fair for you to have all that cheese

我認為讓你擁有這些奶酪是不公平的

So I think it's only fair for me to have all that cheese. No, that's not fair either

所以我認為對我來說，擁有所有這些奶酪才是公平的。不，這也不公平

I'm gonna try to reform the pizza bun together. What and

我要試著把比薩餅的包子改造在一起。什麼和

Chemisty pinch it. Are you sure oh gosh all right from the get-go this already looks a little bit, too

捏住它的化學成分。你確定哦，天哪，所有的權利，從一開始這已經看起來有點，太

Saucy it does my opinion. Let's try it out

在我看來，它確實很美味。讓我們試試吧

That's the best cheese out of any of the pizza buns this really tastes like a pizza pocket

這是所有披薩包中最好的奶酪，這真的像一個披薩口袋的味道。

yeah more so than the other ones day, but it's definitely not as meaty as the other one

是的，比其他的那些日子更多，但它絕對沒有其他的肉質。

It's just tomato sauce and cheese

這只是番茄醬和奶酪

What's your first place the best pizza bun in a convenience store is?

你的第一個地方，便利店裡最好的披薩包子是什麼？

Without a doubt that was the winner winner chicken dinner. There is a tiny dog prancing across the street. It's a little reindeer

毫無疑問，那是勝利者的雞肉大餐。有一隻小狗在街對面蹦蹦跳跳。它是一隻小馴鹿

I'm wearing the tiny child oh

我穿的是小童哦

And he's wearing a tiny little sweater that goes to his ankles like like when you cover a horse our videos should be called Simon

他穿著一件小毛衣，一直到他的腳踝，就像你蓋著一匹馬一樣，我們的視頻應該叫西蒙

And Martina and go to Japan and get distracted by cute dogs my new year's resolution for 2018 is to pet more dogs

和瑪蒂娜一起去日本，被可愛的狗吸引，我2018年的新年願望是多養狗。

That's a pretty good one. You know what you're doing pretty good

這是一個相當好的問題。你知道你在做什麼很好

I've been way too timid my approaching of dogs yes

我一直都很膽小，我對狗的態度是這樣的

2018 new year new me I'm gonna pet more dogs. [M] every dog you see [S] Not every, but I'm gonna pet more. That's it

2018年新的一年新的我，我要去撫摸更多的狗。[M]你看到的每一隻狗 [S]不是每一隻，但我要多撫摸。就這樣吧

It's our first video for the new year for 2018

這是我們2018年新年的第一個視頻

We're gonna be working on some changes like our website, which hasn't been changed in like three years