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  • So, Penny tells me you're working as a waitress to put yourself through grad school.

  • That's pretty great.

  • What are you studying?

  • Microbiology.

  • Oh, cool. So you could study me.

  • I don't understand.

  • Microbiology is the study of tiny living things.

  • I know. I'm studying it.

  • And I said you could study me 'cause I'm a tiny living thing.

  • It's a joke.

  • Are you sure?

  • Do you like science fiction?

  • No.

  • Role-playing games?

  • Like in the bedroom or like Dungeons and Dragons?

  • Either.

  • No.

  • -Do you like ... -It's gonna be a long night.

  • Yeah, well, it's your fault.

  • I had to ask; you didn't have to say yes.

  • You like magic?

  • -Not really. -Okay.

  • Long, long night.

  • How about computers? Do you like computers?

  • I use them.

  • I don't like them.

  • Okay. Puppies, where do you stand on puppies?

  • A puppy once bit my face.

  • Of course it did.

  • How about that? Einstein was wrong.

  • What?

  • Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time; approaching them does.

  • Excuse me.

  • Ugh, damn, it's my mother.

  • Are you going to answer it?

  • Uh, I'm torn.

  • She might be dying.

  • You know, wouldn't wanna miss that.

  • On the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail, I could play it over and over.

  • I know how you feel.

  • My mother makes me crazy.

  • Not as crazy as my mother makes me.

  • Oh yeah?

  • Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you've had a healthy lunch?

  • My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement.

  • Okay, well, does she lay out your clothes for you in the morning like you're nine years old?

  • You live with your mother?

  • No, that's the sad part.

  • Oh, okay. Check this out.

  • My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children.

  • That's nothing.

  • I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid I'd hit a bump and lose my virginity.

  • Oh, wow. You didn't, did you?

  • Not on a bicycle.

  • In a Camry.

  • Corolla.

  • -More wine? - I'd love some.

  • Listen, you have to come to Shabbat dinner at my house sometime.

  • Why?

  • A Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that might just give my mother the big brain aneurism I've been hoping for.

  • Okay, but only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yarmulke.

  • It's a date.

  • Am I a matchmaker, or what?

So, Penny tells me you're working as a waitress to put yourself through grad school.


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