Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?

There's banana on it.

Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian woman living in mine.

So, then you know.

The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.

Oh, good. Thanks.

Now, what is "Fabutek"?

Okay. All right, don't judge me too much, okay?

Um, but I saw this infomercial and, um, I swear to you I've never ever bought anything on TV before.

Except for this mop.

But there was this stuff on leg waxing it looked so amazing.

- Waxine! - Yes! Have you seen it?

Oh! It's incredible! I so wanna be a Waxine girl!

I know!

God.

Do you think it really doesn't hurt 'cause how can they do that?

Hello?

Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rainforest.

They have the best stuff in there.

"After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one--"

- Did that. - Okay.

"Grasp one of the linen strips by its easy-grab tab, and pull it off in one quick pain-free motion."

Okay.

Ow!

Is it not pain-free?

No! It was painful!

Oh, my God, they should call it Painzeen now with a little wax.

Huh. Well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad.

That's because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid.

But, hey, you know, if you don't believe me, please, be my guest.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh, my God!

Now, aren't you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips?