-What do you need? -Uh, no, um, nothing.

Come on, I am here to take care of you.

What do you need? Anything.

Okay. I have a wedgie.

Okay, that is all you.

So, so what do you want for lunch?

Oh, I don't know.

I guess we have to eat.

Yeah, I do. I'm..

What's the matter?

I'm just bummed the way I left things with Ross.

Wish I didn't lie to him about having to work.

Seems so mad at me.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

If someone I was still in love with was getting married... -Still in love with?

Yeah.

I'm not in love with Ross.

Oh.

No, no. Good.

Yeah, me neither.

Phoebe, I'm not going to Ross's wedding because he's my ex-boyfriend, and that would be really uncomfortable.

Not because I'm still in love with him.

I mean, hey, you know, I like Ross as much as the next guy.

You know, clearly, I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love.

You know, I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross?

You know...

Yeah!

But I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn't mean that I'm still in love with him.

You know, I mean, I have, I have sexual feelings for him, but I DO love him.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my, why didn't you tell me?

W-we thought you knew.

-We? -Yeah, we all know.

We talk about it all the time.

You all know? Does Ross know?

Oh, no. Ross doesn't know anything.

Oh, I cannot believe you didn't tell me!

Well, 'cause we thought you knew.

It's so obvious.

God, it-it would be like, you know, telling Monica, "Hey, you know, you like things clean."