I'm Ryan Reynolds and I'm jake Gyllenhaal and we're doing a wired auto complete interview.

我是瑞安-雷諾茲，我是傑克-吉倫哈爾，我們正在做一個有線的自動完整採訪。

Mhm.

嗯。

Google your own.

谷歌你自己的。

Everyone has at some point in their lives and you're like, oh God is Ryan Reynolds?

每個人在他們生活中的某些時候都有，你會想，哦，上帝是瑞安-雷諾茲？

Debbie Reynolds Sons, wow, would be incredible stories.

黛比-雷諾茲之子，哇，將是不可思議的故事。

I would have to, the war story is Ryan Reynolds related to Ryan Gosling Canada had sex with America and then they made the two of them and they're twins and both of them tried to eat each other in the womb.

我不得不這樣做，戰爭故事是瑞安-雷諾茲與瑞安-高斯林加拿大與美國發生了性關係，然後他們製造了他們兩個，他們是雙胞胎，他們都試圖在子宮內吃掉對方。

But they didn't, they survived because of the trauma.

但他們沒有，他們因為創傷而活了下來。

They both became actors.

他們都成了演員。

I can't feel my life is Ryan Reynolds missing a tooth.

我感覺不到我的生活是瑞安-雷諾茲缺了一顆牙。

What do you know?

你知道什麼？

These are all my teeth.

這些都是我的牙齒。

What the hell's going on?

這到底是怎麼回事？

Ryan Reynolds is missing.

瑞安-雷諾茲失蹤了。

A lot of things.

很多事情。

Get this calf implants out too while we're at It is Ryan Reynolds.

把這個小腿的植入物也拿出來，而我們在 這就是瑞安-雷諾茲。

Oh, he's If radiant look, you punch, punch a couple 100 orphans and suddenly you're me.

哦，他是如果光芒四射的樣子，你打一拳，打幾個100個孤兒，突然你就是我。

Oh yeah, give me that.

哦，是的，給我這個。

Yeah, Right here.

是的，就在這裡。

Oh God, what is Jake Gyllenhaal?

哦，上帝，傑克-吉倫哈爾是什麼人？

This could just end right there.

這可能就在那裡結束。

What is Jake Gyllenhaal?

傑克-吉倫哈爾是什麼人？

Is Jake Gyllenhaal?

傑克-吉倫哈爾（Jake Gyllenhaal）嗎？

You know what it is?

你知道它是什麼嗎？

Your zodiac sign?

你的星座？

Yeah, you're Capricorn.

是的，你是摩羯座。

What was Jake Gyllenhaal's first movie, october Sky, nope, It was a big movie, nope, no.

傑克-吉倫哈爾的第一部電影是什麼，《十月圍城》，不，是一部大電影，不，不是。

What was it?

那是什麼？

A Dangerous woman?

一個危險的女人？

Maybe.

也許。

I think it was called your parents that you be in a movie called a Dangerous Woman.

我想是叫你的父母讓你演一部叫《危險的女人》的電影。

What does he eat?

他吃什麼？

Well, funny, you should ask baby pandas.

好吧，有趣，你應該問問小熊貓。

What does Jake Gyllenhaal tattoos say?

傑克-吉倫哈爾的紋身說明了什麼？

I don't have tattoos man, what time was Jake Gyllenhaal born?

我沒有紋身的人，傑克-吉倫哈爾是什麼時候出生的？

I think was born early in the morning.

我認為是在清晨出生的。

I'm pretty sure I was need early in the morning.

我很確定我是在清晨需要。

My dad, he doesn't pull out of anything.

我爸爸，他什麼都不拉出來。

I hope that you learn more about me today than you knew before.

我希望你今天對我的瞭解比你以前知道的更多。

Really did.

真的是這樣。

I really did feel closer to you.

我真的覺得和你更親近了。