we thought we'd demonstrate a few CoverGirl products.

我們想說可以展示一些封面女郎的產品

One product that we both love is "CoverGirl plus Olay's Tone Rehab two in one foundation."

一個我們同樣都愛的產品就是「封面女郎與歐蕾 二合一膚色保養粉底液」

It has CoverGirl Perfecting makeup, and Olay hydrating serum.

它包含封面女郎超完美臉妝 以及歐蕾保濕乳清

To show you how it all works,

為了向你展示它的功用

here's what we're going to do

我們要這麼做

And because you know it's boring to just makeup on without doing something creative,

然後 因為你們都知道不作一些有創意的事 只是化妝實在很無聊

Sophia is in front of me because she is so so so so beautiful,

Sophia站在我面前因為她真的是太太太太美了

and I'm gonna be behind her because I am a little more beautiful.

然後我會站在他身後 因為我在比她美一些

And I don't wanna make her to feel bad.

然後我不希望讓她感到難過

So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna be her arms,

所以我要做的是 充當她的手

and I'm gonna apply the makeup,

然後幫她上妝

and the only thing is.....

唯一一件事是

Don't tickle me!

不要搔我癢

The only thing is.....

唯一一件事是

Oh, I'm not gonna tickle you.

喔 我不會搔你癢的

The only thing is, unfortunately for her, I got.....

唯有一件事是 對她來說很不幸的 我可以.........

You can't have your head there.

你不可以把頭擺在那

Unfortunately for her, I got to write all the lines,

對她來說很不幸的 我負責寫所有的台詞

so she has to say everything that I wrote,

所以她要唸我所寫的一切

which she has not seen yet.

但她到現在都還沒看過

Ok.

好

It's a trick.

這是一個陷阱

Here we go.

我們開始吧

First, I need to make sure my bodies ready.

首先 我得確認身體已經準備好了

Oh, no.

喔不

My face is sleeping.

我的臉還在沉睡

Come on hands, wake up my face.

手來吧 把我的臉打醒

I am still not awake.

我還是沒睡醒

I had a long-lie last night,

我昨晚睡得很沉

I had a long-lie last night,

我昨晚睡得很沉

and I am the night.....

然後我晚上.....

My hair is a circle

我的頭髮捲在一起了

So I'm going to splash a little water on my face.

所以我要在臉上灑一些水

Now I need to apply "Tone Rehab Foundation" one pop covers discoloration lines and wrinkles,

現在我要擦「膚色保養粉底液」 一滴就可以遮住所有肌膚淡化以及皺紋

and one bottle helps improve the skin tone over the time.

然後長期使用 一瓶可以改善膚色

I still look beautiful.

我還是很美

But we don't have a lot of time, so I'll use an entire bottle right now.

我們時間不多 乾脆直接用一瓶算了

I can't read.

我沒辦法唸了

I like bright, bright colors because it reminds me of the 70s when I was a rising star in the disco scene.

我喜歡明亮的顏色 因為這會讓我回想起70年代時我在迪斯竄紅的日子

Let me show you some of my favorite dance moves.

我來秀你們 幾個我喜歡的舞步

You did that before, you see.

你看吧 剛剛做過了吧

Now I'm going to put on a lot of eye shadow.

現在我要塗很多的眼影

Sometimes, just for fun, I like to put it on my nose.

有時候為了好玩 我也會在鼻子上弄一些

That's not eye shadow.

那才不是眼影

My cheeks look better with as much rouge as possible.

我的臉頰塗的越紅越美

In the cheeks.

在臉頰上

Rouge in the forehead, in the forehead.

在額頭上 額頭上 塗上一點紅

And I put between my breasts a little bit for shine.

我也會在乳溝之間上一些 為了色澤

Now for the lipstick,

現在換口紅

I like to apply a lot of it and all over.....

我喜歡上一大堆 到處都上一些

All over the mouth region.

在嘴巴的周圍

But for some reason my hand can only move in a big circle.

但因為一些原因 我的手只能畫很大的圈圈

That's not the mouth.

那不是嘴巴

Now you can see everything with some powder.

現在再灑一些粉就可以看到完成品了

Let me take a look in the mirror.

讓我看一下鏡子

So I can see how this simply is beautiful.

所以你就可以看到 這就是美