- Really?

- 真的嗎？

(Orange farts)

(橙子放屁)

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- Woo hoo!

- 嗚呼!

I can't believe I finally made it to Disneyland.

我不敢相信我終於到了迪斯尼樂園。

Coming here has always been a Fantasyland of mine!

來這裡一直是我的一個幻想樂園!

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- Ticket.

- 票。

- Hmm.

- 嗯。

Thicket.

灌木叢。

- Ticket!

- 票!

- Kick it.

- 踢它。

- Ticket!

- 票!

- Pick it, then flick it.

- 挑選它，然後輕彈它。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- Sir, I'm not trying to make rhymes with you.

- 先生，我不是想和你押韻。

I need to see your ticket.

我需要看看你的票。

You're not allowed into Disneyland

不允許你進入迪斯尼樂園

unless you have a valid -

除非你有一個有效的 -

- Sorry, what'd you say?

- 對不起，你說什麼？

I couldn't hear you over the screams

我在尖叫聲中聽不到你的聲音

on that roller coaster I just went on.

在我剛剛坐過的那個雲霄飛車上。

- Wait, wait.

- 等等，等等。

You just went on a roller coaster?

你剛剛坐了雲霄飛車？

How is that even possible?

這怎麼可能呢？

- No, I just got my picture taken with Mickey.

- 不，我只是和米奇合了影。

I did that roller coaster, like, forever ago.

我做過那個雲霄飛車，好像是在很久以前。

Jeez.

天啊。

- Sir, I need to see your ticket now!

- 先生，我現在要看你的票！

- Yo! Whatchu talkin' about?

- 喲！你在說什麼呢？

How can I have a ticket

我怎樣才能擁有一張票

when I don't have any pockets?

當我沒有任何口袋的時候？

- Well you don't have a nose, either.

- 嗯，你也沒有鼻子。

Doesn't mean I don't want to punch it.

這並不意味著我不想揍它。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

Oh man, that was a good one!

哦，夥計，這是個好主意!

(Orange Dole Whip)

(橙色多樂士鞭)

- Wait, wait, wait.

- 等等，等等，等等。

How the heck did you get a Dole Whip?

你怎麼會有Dole Whip的？

(Orange slurps Dole Whip)

(橙子啜飲多樂士鞭)

- What'd you say?

- 你說什麼？

I couldn't hear you over the slurping noise

在嘖嘖聲中，我聽不到你的聲音

I make every time I lick this Dole Whip.

我每次舔這個都樂鞭子時都會做。

- I said -

- 我說--

(Orange slurps)

(橙子的嘖嘖聲)

- Sir, would you stop slurping that Dole Whip

- 先生，你能不能不要再喝那杯多樂滋了？

for two seconds?

兩秒鐘的時間？

- No worries, I'm finished.

- 不用擔心，我已經完成了。

(Orange burps)

(橙子打嗝聲)

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

Besides, I got this cool sword now!

此外，我現在有了這把很酷的劍!

Look how much noise it makes!

看看它發出多大的噪音!

Nuh nuh nuh!

努赫-努赫-努赫!

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

Hey!

嘿!

(Ticket taker screams)

(售票員的尖叫聲)

- Look!

- 看啊!

I don't know how in the heck

我不知道如何在赫克

you keep getting into Disneyland without a ticket,

你一直在沒有票的情況下進入迪斯尼樂園。

but you need to stop it now.

但你現在需要停止它。

You hear me?

你聽到了嗎？

- Not very well,

- 不是很好。

but I have an idea how to improve my hearing.

但我有一個想法，如何改善我的聽力。

Ta daa!

Ta daa!

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- Just tell me how you keep sneaking

- 只要告訴我你是如何一直潛行的

into the Happiest Place on Earth.

進入地球上最幸福的地方。

- Well, it's always quite the Adventureland.

- 嗯，它總是相當的冒險樂園。

I can tell you that much-land.

我可以告訴你，多地。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- Sir?

- 先生？

- Yes-land?

- 是地？

(Ticket taker groans)

(售票員呻吟)

- You realize we don't just put the word "land"

- 你知道我們不只是把 "土地 "這個詞

afterwords at random, right?

事後隨機的，對嗎？

- Oh, really-land?

- 哦，真的--土地？

- Stop it!

- 停止吧！

- Why-land?

- 為什麼是陸地？

- Sir, I'm not going to ask you again.

- 先生，我不打算再問你。

This is your final -

這是你的最後 --

- Frontierland?

- 邊疆區？

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- That's it! That's it!

- 這就是了！這就是了就這樣！就這樣！就這樣

Gimmie those Mickey ears right now!

現在就把那些米奇的耳朵給我吧!

(Orange screams)

(橙色的尖叫聲)

You do not deserve to wear them!

你不配穿上它們!

- Help!

- 幫助!

- Give them to me!

- 把它們給我！

- No!

- 不!

- Yes!

- 是的!

- No-land!

- 無地自容!

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

- Argh!

- 啊!

Now get out of here and never come back.

現在離開這裡，不再回來。

You hear me?

你聽到了嗎？

- Well how can I?

- 那麼我怎麼能？

You took my ears.

你拿走了我的耳朵。

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

Dole Whip?

都樂鞭子？

(Ticket taker sighs)

(售票員嘆氣)

- Look, let's just get you a ticket.

- 聽著，讓我們給你一張票。

That way you can go into the park

這樣你就可以進入公園了

and be out of my life forever.

並永遠離開我的生活。

- A wicket?

- 一張紙牌？

What do I need a wicket for?

我需要一張門票做什麼？

- I said ticket.

- 我說票。

- Cricket?

- 板球？

- Ticket!

- 票!

- Lemony Snickett?

- Lemony Snickett?

- Ticket!

- 票!

- Benedict Cumberbatch?

- 本尼迪克特-康伯巴奇？

- Okay, that did not sound anything like what I said.

- 好吧，這聽起來一點也不像我說的那樣。

- Sorry, but how would I know that?

- 對不起，但我怎麼會知道呢？

Remember how you took my ears?

還記得你是如何拿走我的耳朵的嗎？

- Yes I remember that!

- 是的，我記得!

Look, just -

聽著，只是...

You can just go in, okay?

你可以直接進去，好嗎？

I no longer care.

我不再關心。

Just, just go in

只是，只是進去了

and, and, and, and never return.

和，和，和，和，永遠不回來。

- Woo hoo!

- 嗚呼!

Thanks friend!

謝謝朋友!

See you Tomorrowland!

明天見!

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

(Ticket taker groans)

(售票員呻吟)

- Happiest Place on Earth my patootie!

- 地球上最幸福的地方，我的小寶貝!

(epic music)

(史詩般的音樂)