Hmm, what is this place?

嗯，這是什麼地方？

Uh. [sniffing]

呃。 [聞]

Uh. Huh?

呃，嗯？

[sniffing] Ooh.

[聞] 哦。

Squidward, did you do all this?

章魚哥，這些都是你做的嗎？

Well, I figured if I have to stay here,

好吧，我想如果我必須留在這裡。

I might as well make it livable.

我還不如讓它適合居住。

Lard cake?

豬油蛋糕？

If you make me lard cakes every morning,

如果你每天早上給我做豬油蛋糕。

Squiddy, you can do anything you want.

Squiddy，你可以做任何你想做的事。

Ah-ah-ah-ah, the etiquette spoon says, "eat like a gentleman."

啊-啊-啊-啊，禮儀勺說，"像個紳士一樣吃飯"。

Ah.

啊。

A gentleman?

一個紳士？

Watch me, idiot.

看著我，白痴。

A gentleman eats like this.

一位紳士是這樣吃的。

Holy halibut! Can he actually be taught?

神聖的比目魚!他真的可以被教導嗎？

I can mold you.

我可以塑造你。

I can squeeze this lump of clay into a cultured sophisticate

我可以把這塊粘土捏成一個有文化的老練的人

I will make you the most tolerable roommate

我將使你成為最令人容忍的室友

of all time.

有史以來。

You'll be my roommate-sterpiece.

你將成為我的室友--傑作。

More lard cakes, please.

請提供更多豬油蛋糕。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Hah.

哈。

Wow.

哇。

Hehe.

嘿嘿。

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

Huh? [groaning]

嗯？[呻吟聲]

- Hahaha. - Mmm.

- 哈哈哈。- 嗯。

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

[music playing]

[音樂響起]

Ah.

啊。

Hmm.

嗯。

Ah ha!

啊哈!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

[kissing]

[接吻]

[kissing]

[接吻]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[chattering]

[喋喋不休]

[music playing and chattering]

[音樂響起，喋喋不休]

Culture lovers, welcome to the Classy Kiosk.

文化愛好者們，歡迎來到 "優雅亭"。

I am Squidtacular!

我是Squidtacular!

And this is my protege, Patrick-panase!

這是我的門生，帕特里克-帕納塞!

He taught me everything I blow.

他教會了我所有我吹的東西。

And now get ready to

而現在準備好

feel the art!

感受藝術!

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

Yes. [humming]

是的。[嗡嗡聲]

[audience chattering]

[觀眾議論紛紛]

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

[audience gasping]

[觀眾驚呼]

[audience chattering]

[觀眾議論紛紛]

What?!

什麼？

Hey, watch me, everyone!

嘿，看著我，大家！

I will now bedazzle your dazzlers

我現在要讓你的眼花繚亂了

with interpretive dance.

有解釋性的舞蹈。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

My turn.

輪到我了。

[humming]

[嗡嗡聲]

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Who knew that Patrick could dance like an angel?

誰知道帕特里克能像天使一樣跳舞？

Ah. Bravo. Bravo.

啊。好樣的。好樣的。

Oh, Mr. Krabs, you dropped this.

哦，蟹老闆，你掉了這個。

Hehehe.

嘻嘻。

Patrick-panase! Patrick-panase!

Patrick-panase!帕特里克-帕納塞！

You make a better Squidward, than Squidward does.

你做的章魚哥比章魚哥做的更好。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

- I do? - Huh?

- 我有嗎？- 嗯？

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Ha.

哈。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Hey, stop making those noises! Those are my noises!

嘿，別再發出這些聲音了！那是我的聲音！

[sighing]

[嘆氣]

- Hah. - Huh.

- 哈。- 哼。

- Hah. - Huh.

- 哈。- 哼。

- Hah. - Huh!

- 哈。- 哼!

- Hah, hah. - Hah, hah.

- 哈，哈。- Hah, hah.

Patrick is the best Squidward!

帕特里克是最好的章魚哥!

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

So, Squidward, what do you think of your new protege, huh?

那麼，章魚哥，你覺得你的新門徒怎麼樣，嗯？

New protege... [grumbling]

新門徒...[抱怨聲]

...he stinks!

...他很臭!

And he's not a better me! He's an imposter!

而且他不是一個更好的我！他是一個冒牌貨！"。他是個冒牌貨！

Hmm. Well, if Patrick makes a better Squidward,

嗯。好吧，如果帕特里克做一個更好的章魚哥。

maybe you'd make a better Patrick.

也許你會成為一個更好的帕特里克。

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Yeah, right. I would make a better Patrick.

是的，沒錯。我可以做一個更好的帕特里克。

A-- Wait a minute, that's it! That'll teach him!

A-- 等一下，就是這樣！這樣就可以教他了！

Oh, thanks, SpongeBob. [kissing]

哦，謝謝，海綿寶寶。[接吻]

Oh, wait a minute, Squidward.

哦，等一下，章魚哥。

You dropped your chee--

你的支票掉了...

Zee next morning...

第二天早上，Zee...

[alarm clock ringing]

[鬧鐘響起]

Huh huh. Well, Patrick, time for another lovely day

哼哼。好了，帕特里克，又到了可愛的一天

in the flower garden of life.

在生命的花圃裡。

Hah.

哈。

[mumbling]

[喃喃自語]

I love you, brick. Ooh.

我愛你，磚頭。哦。

I love you, brick. Ooh.

我愛你，磚頭。哦。

I love you, brick. Ooh.

我愛你，磚頭。哦。

Squidward, you kelphead,

章魚哥，你這個海帶頭。

what did you do to my beautiful house?

你對我美麗的房子做了什麼？

Define "do".

定義 "做"。

Dah! Don't put my art up your nose, you credent!

Dah!不要把我的藝術放在你的鼻子裡，你這個金光黨！

I might need that some day. Duh.

我可能有一天會需要這個。咄咄怪事。

Hah.

哈。