Today, I wanna know two things and two things only.

今天，我想知道兩件事，而且只有兩件事。

First, what's Marshmallow's gender?

首先，棉花糖的性別是什麼？

- No chance, Orange. (laughs)

- 沒有機會，橙色。(笑)

- Nah, it was worth a shot.

- 不，這值得一試。

But the second thing I wanna know is: What's The Juice?

但我想知道的第二件事是。什麼是 "果汁"？

Sis, hit me with that sweet, sweet audience supplied prompt.

姐姐，用那個甜蜜的、甜蜜的觀眾提供的提示打我。

- You've got it, Orange.

- 你已經得到了它，橙色。

Today, PonyCentral 2.0 asks,

今天，PonyCentral 2.0問道。

"Do you have any childhood stories you'd like to share

"你是否有任何想分享的童年故事？

with us?"

和我們一起？"

- Do I ever? Oh man, I got tons of these things.

- 我有過嗎？哦，夥計，我有大量的這些東西。

Super embarrassing ones too.

也有超級尷尬的。

- Yay! Let's hear one Corey.

- 耶!讓我們聽一聽科裡。

- Yeah, okay. So one time when we were in high school,

- 是的，好的。所以有一次，當我們在高中的時候。

Little Apple got mistaken for a first grader. (laughs)

小蘋果被誤認為是一年級學生。(笑)

- Oh, come on!

- 哦，來吧！

- (laughs) Well, that kinda makes sense

- (笑)嗯，這有點道理

that someone so short wouldn't fit into at high school.

這麼矮的人在高中時是不適合的。

- Yeah. (laughs)

- 是的。(笑)

- Oh, it wasn't 'cause of his size.

- 哦，這不是因為他的身材。

It's because he did so poorly at a Spelling Bee.

這是因為他在一次拼寫比賽中表現得很差。

- Corey!

- Corey!

- Oh, snap!

- 哦，啪！

- Ugh! Corey's exaggerating, you guys. It wasn't that bad.

- 嗚嗚嗚!科裡在誇大其詞，你們這些傢伙。它沒有那麼糟糕。

- Bro, they kicked you out of the Spelling Bee

- 兄弟，他們把你從拼寫大賽中踢出來了

before it even started.

在它甚至開始之前。

You spelled it Spelling "Dee" on the poster.

你在海報上拼出了 "Dee"。

(audience laughing)

(觀眾笑)

- Oooh!

- 嗚呼!

- I'm not a wire it. I'm not okay?

- 我不是一個電線它。我不好嗎？

Ugh! By the way, Corey, I think the audience wants us

嗚嗚嗚!順便說一句，科裡，我認為觀眾希望我們

to tell childhood stories about ourselves.

講述關於我們自己的童年故事。

- Really? 'Cause I didn't see that specified in the prompt.

- 真的嗎？因為我沒有看到提示中指定的內容。

- Me neither. Let's hear another story, Corey. (laughs)

- 我也沒有。讓我們聽聽另一個故事，科裡。(笑)

- Okay, well, there was that one time,

- 好吧，好吧，有那麼一次。

that Little Apple got sued by Fox

小蘋果被福克斯公司起訴了

for doing a Marge Simpson impression.

因為做了一個瑪吉-辛普森的印象。

- For the last time, I wasn't doing an impression.

- 最後一次，我不是在做模仿。

That's just my voice.

這只是我的聲音。

- Awww, it doesn't seem fair to sue him.

- Awww，起訴他似乎並不公平。

He doesn't sound that much like Marge Simpson.

他的聲音沒有那麼像瑪吉-辛普森。

- No, that's the point.

- 不，這才是重點。

They sued him 'cause the impression was so bad.

他們起訴了他，因為印象太差了。

- Oooh!

- 嗚呼!

- Agh! Okay! Great! Thanks for sharing, Corey.

- Agh!好了!太好了!謝謝你的分享，科裡。

Now, let's go around and hear other people's stories!

現在，讓我們四處走走，聽聽其他人的故事吧!

Please!

求你了!

- I mean, I want to, but my stories aren't nearly as good

- 我的意思是，我想這樣做，但我的故事還沒有那麼好。

as Corey's.

作為科裡的。

- Yeah, can I yield my time to Corey

- 是的，我可以把我的時間讓給科裡嗎？

so he can tell more embarrassing stories about Little Apple?

這樣他就可以講更多關於小蘋果的尷尬故事？

- No!

- 不!

- Sounds good to me.

- 對我來說聽起來不錯。

I wanna hear more about Little Apple growing up.

我想聽更多關於小蘋果成長的故事。

- Or lack thereof. (laughs)

- 或者說缺乏這種能力。(笑)

(Orange laughs)

(Orange笑)

(Little Apple screams)

(小蘋果的尖叫聲)

- I yield my time to Corey as well. Yay!

- 我也把我的時間讓給了科裡。耶!

- Heck yeah, okay. Hmm, which one to tell?

- 哎呀，好的。嗯，要告訴哪一個？

- Really, Corey?

- 真的嗎，科裡？

You only have half a brain and somehow you've managed

你只有一半的大腦，但不知何故，你已經設法

to remember every embarrassing story about me.

以記住每一個關於我的尷尬故事。

- Well, I mean, yeah.

- 嗯，我是說，是的。

They're seared into my memory, Little Apple.

它們已經深深地印在我的記憶中，小蘋果。

They're that embarrassing.

他們是那麼尷尬。

Like remember that time you piddled yourself.

比如說記得那次你自己拉屎的時候。

Oh wait, that was yesterday.

哦，等等，那是昨天。

- Ooh!

- 哦!

- Agh! It wasn't my fault, okay? I got scared by something.

- Agh!這不是我的錯，好嗎？我被什麼東西嚇到了。

- [Corey] Bro, it was your own shadow.

- [科裡]兄弟，那是你自己的影子。

- Ooh!

- 哦!

- They didn't need to know that, Corey!

- 他們不需要知道這些，科裡!

- Oh no, Little Apple, what's that?

- 哦，不，小蘋果，那是什麼？

- Huh? (screams)

- 嗯？(（尖叫聲）)

(Orange, Marshmallow, and Sis laughing)

(橙子、棉花糖和姐姐在笑)

- I swear, you guys, shadows are scary!

- 我發誓，你們這些傢伙，影子是可怕的！"。

(Orange, Marshmallow and Sis laughing)

(橘子、棉花糖和姐姐笑)

- They are!

- 他們是!

Oh my gosh, I swear, I'll tear this entire studio apart

哦，我的天哪，我發誓，我要把這整個工作室拆了。

if we don't start telling other people's

如果我們不開始告訴別人的

embarrassing stories.

尷尬的故事。

- Okay, okay. Maybe we should give Little Apple a break.

- 好吧，好吧。也許我們應該讓小蘋果休息一下。

- Thank you!

- 謝謝你!

- Oh, I've got a childhood story.

- 哦，我有一個童年的故事。

Once I met Steve Buscemi

有一次我遇到了史蒂夫-布西米

and I accidentally called him "Sleeve" Buscemi.

而我不小心把他叫做 "袖子 "布西米。

(laughs) I was so embarrassing.

(笑)我是如此的尷尬。

- Uh, I guess.

- 呃，我想。

- Nah, I'm sorry, Marshy,

- 不，我很抱歉，Marshy。

that wasn't quite as good as Corey's stories.

這並不像科裡的故事那樣好。

- It's okay, I appreciate the constructive feedback.

- 沒關係，我感謝你的建設性反饋。

(laughs)

(笑)

- Oh, here's one.

- 哦，這裡有一個。

I once sneezed at the lunch table

我曾經在午餐桌上打過噴嚏

and some milk squirted straight out of my nostrils.

一些牛奶直接從我的鼻孔中噴出。

- Sis, you don't have nostrils.

- 姐姐，你沒有鼻孔。

- I mean, ears.

- 我是說，耳朵。

- You don't have ears either.

- 你也沒有耳朵。

Sis, are you making up a story?

姐姐，你在編故事嗎？

- You caught me.

- 你抓住了我。

I don't have any real life embarrassing childhood stories,

我沒有任何現實生活中令人尷尬的童年故事。

'cause I don't have any shame.

因為我沒有任何羞恥心。

- Corey, I'd rather hear another one of your stories.

- 科裡，我寧願再聽一次你的故事。

- Agreed.

- 同意。

- Disagreed.

- 不同意。

- Alright, sounds like the eighth habit.

- 好吧，聽起來像是第八個習慣。

Okay, so get this. Little Apple, had to use a booster seat

好吧，那就來看看這個。小蘋果，不得不使用增高座椅

in seventh grade to see over the top of his desk. (laughs)

在七年級的時候，我在他的課桌上看到了。(笑)

- Ooh!

- 哦!

- Hey, wait a sec. So did Jill Coy!

- 嘿，等一下。吉爾-科伊也是這樣做的!

You needed a booster seat 'cause you didn't have a butt.

你需要一個增高座椅，因為你沒有屁股。

- Little Apple, how could you say that about me?

- 小蘋果，你怎麼能這樣說我呢？

It really hurt my feelings.

這真的傷害了我的感情。

- Oh, well I'm sorry Corey.

- 哦，好吧，我很抱歉，科裡。

- That was so mean, you have no right.

- 這真是太刻薄了，你沒有權利。

- Oh my gosh.

- 哦，我的天啊。

I thought we were swapping embarrassing stories.

我以為我們在交換尷尬的故事。

I got carried away.

我被衝昏了頭腦。

- Ha! Just playin' with you.

- 哈!只是和你玩玩。

I totally need a booster seat in middle school.

我在中學時完全需要一個加高的座椅。

Still do in fact.

事實上，現在也是如此。

Now who wants to hear about the time Little Apple

現在，誰想聽聽小蘋果的時間呢？

told everyone he had a girlfriend who lived in Canada?

告訴大家他有一個住在加拿大的女朋友？

- Yeah!

- 是的!

(Little Apple screams)

(小蘋果的尖叫聲)

(groovy music)

(Groovy音樂)