I'm gonna I'm gonna cook something.

我打算......我打算做一些東西。

My name is ronny.

我的名字是Ronny。

Um but I need my tongs and oh I got to make sure they work.

嗯，但我需要我的鉗子，哦，我得確保它們能用。

Why do we do that when when you grabbed the tongs out of the drawer?

當你從抽屜裡抓出鉗子時，我們為什麼要這樣做？

Which is the thing that you store them in?

你把它們存放在哪個東西里？

Why don't you just test them?

你為什麼不直接測試他們？

What's that like?

那是什麼樣子的？

Oh I think they broke in the drawer overnight but these are tongs and this system is about doing some really crazy strange things as humans.

哦，我想它們在抽屜裡一夜之間就壞了，但這些是鉗子，這個系統是關於作為人類做一些非常瘋狂的奇怪事情。

I think that you're human.

我認為，你是人。

Are you a robot?

你是一個機器人嗎？

Mm Okay I'm human and I do some really weird things.

好吧，我是人，我做一些非常奇怪的事情。

So for example I wear mascara and every time I put on mascara I do this uh okay let me demonstrate.

是以，例如我塗了睫毛膏，每次我塗上睫毛膏時都會這樣做，呃，好吧，讓我示範一下。

I'm going to put on mascara and I always have to open my mouth.

我要塗抹睫毛膏，我總是要張開嘴。

I could do it like this but I have to do this.

我可以這樣做，但我必須這樣做。

What do we do that?

我們該怎麼做呢？

Are we eating something?

我們在吃什麼嗎？

Are we expecting food to fly in your mouth or I got a biscuit.

我們是在期待食物飛進你的嘴裡，還是我有一個餅乾。

Great.

很好。

No, no, we're just really kind of strange humans, aren't we?

不，不，我們只是真的有點奇怪的人類，不是嗎？

Um, so ask yourself why do I do these things?

嗯，所以問自己為什麼我做這些事情？

Why do you open your mouth to put on mascara?

你為什麼要張嘴塗睫毛膏？

Now, if you actually look at this sentence, put on is a phrase, a verb.

現在，如果你真正看一下這個句子，穿上是一個短語，一個動詞。

You're going to learn some fraser verbs.

你要學習一些fraser動詞。

So a phrase, a verb means that there is a verb and proposition.

所以一個短語，一個動詞意味著有一個動詞和命題。

So we put on some kind of makeup put on mascara, put on blush, eye shadow, I don't know what your ladies apply, but whatever you're putting on looks great.

是以，我們化了某種妝容塗上睫毛膏，塗上腮紅、眼影，我不知道你們的女士們塗的是什麼，但不管你們塗的是什麼，看起來都很好。

So put on means apply.

所以穿上意味著適用。

Do you drive a car?

你會開車嗎？

Where have you been in the car?

你在車內去了哪裡？

Yes we have.

是的，我們有。

Why you're driving along?

你為什麼要開車過來？

Got the tunes cranked, which means up really high.

把曲子拉開，也就是拉得很高。

You have to find an address, even google maps says, gosh, you have arrived at your destination, but you got to turn down the music.

你必須找到一個地址，甚至谷歌地圖也說，天哪，你已經到了目的地，但你得把音樂關小。

You will never be able to find the address unless you turn the music down.

除非你把音樂關小，否則你永遠無法找到這個地址。

No you know your eyes are like no I just don't I can't see anything until you turn the music down.

不，你知道你的眼睛就像沒有，我只是不知道，我什麼都看不見，直到你把音樂關小。

It has to work with our delicious brains and it's about distraction.

它必須與我們美味的大腦一起工作，它是關於分心。

I'm telling you the answer.

我在告訴你答案。

Why?

為什麼？

Okay um if we have too many sounds are too much confusion in our heads, we can't focus on one thing enough.

好吧，嗯，如果我們腦子裡有太多的聲音是太多的混亂，我們就不能足夠地專注於一件事。

So that's the answer.

所以這就是答案。

That's why we turn down the radio mm to find an address.

這就是為什麼我們要調低收音機毫米來尋找地址。

Why we open our mouth and we put on mascara.

為什麼我們張開嘴，我們塗上了睫毛膏。

Uh kind of opens your eyes more.

呃......讓你的眼睛更加開闊。

Yeah we're just really strange humans.

是的，我們只是非常奇怪的人類。

All right that's good.

好的，這很好。

The next one um turned down is a phrase over.

下一個嗯拒絕的是一個短語。

So turn down something means you decrease.

所以拒絕一些東西意味著你會減少。

So we turn down the radio were actually turning down the volume of the radio, but we just say the radio, it's like take the radio, turn it debt now it's not working, so turn down the volume.

所以我們把收音機調低，實際上是調低了收音機的音量，但我們只是說收音機，這就像拿著收音機，把它的債務現在不工作了，所以調低音量。

I do this, so turn off the lights when we leave the room.

我是這樣做的，所以當我們離開房間時要關燈。

Now this is a good habit, okay so I'm proud that I do this Ronnie saving energy, but sometimes there's other people in the room, so I leave the room total darkness to the other people.

現在這是一個好習慣，好吧，所以我很自豪我這樣做羅尼節約能源，但有時房間裡有其他人，所以我把房間裡的完全黑暗留給其他人。

Oh my God, Ronnie, why did you turn off the lights?

哦，我的上帝，羅尼，你為什麼要關燈？

Oh because I left the room, it doesn't work like that, so be careful, it's a good habit to get into when you leave the room, turn off the lights just make sure there's no other people enjoying something.

哦，因為我離開了房間，它不是這樣的，所以要小心，這是一個很好的習慣，當你離開房間時，關掉燈，確保沒有其他人在享受什麼。

What are you enjoying?

你在享受什麼？

Um This happens to me every day because I live in a place that has an elevator and elevators are quite fascinating actually.

嗯 這事每天都發生在我身上，因為我住在一個有電梯的地方，電梯其實很吸引人。

There's lots of stuff you can do in them brain.

有很多東西你可以在他們的大腦中做。

Oh keep it up.

哦，繼續努力吧。

Um But you're waiting for the elevator and the elevator finally comes, You stand right in front of the elevator door, the door opens.

嗯 但你在等電梯，電梯終於來了，你站在電梯門前，門開了。

Oh my God and there's people, what?

哦，我的上帝，還有人，什麼？

There's other people in the elevator already and they scare you.

電梯裡已經有其他人了，他們嚇到你了。

Like how are there people in the elevator?

比如電梯裡怎麼會有人？

The door opens, you look up people, sometimes other people scream kind of like doing this.

門開了，你抬頭看人，有時其他人的尖叫聲有點像做這個。

I have a dog and sometimes the dog comes out first and scares the people and it's just a small guy, but people are weird, so we never another, we never fathom which means think that there is another person already in the elevator, We think the elevator's always empty.

我有一隻狗，有時狗先出來，嚇唬人，它只是一個小傢伙，但人們很奇怪，所以我們從來沒有另一個，我們從來沒有揣摩這意味著認為電梯裡已經有另一個人，我們認為電梯總是空的。

It's always for us.

這總是為了我們。

I called it thing, it's here, oh there, there's another person in the elevator, get them out of there.

我叫它東西，它在這裡，哦，那裡，電梯裡還有一個人，讓他們出來。

Here's another phrase, a verb to throw something out or throw out something.

這裡還有一個短語，是一個動詞，用來扔掉東西或扔掉東西。

This means you put it in the garbage, so a lot of the times you're making a packet of something, maybe you're making Kraft dinner because you're in Canada or you're cooking something that has instructions.

這意味著你把它放進垃圾桶，所以很多時候你在做一包東西，也許你在做卡夫晚餐，因為你在加拿大，或者你在做有說明的東西。

So you rip open the box of the bag of the package, put the crap in your pot, throw out the box.

所以你撕開包裝袋的盒子，把垃圾放在你的鍋裡，扔掉盒子。

Oh my God, I have no idea how to cook this.

哦，我的上帝，我不知道如何烹飪這個。

What am I gonna do?

我該怎麼做呢？

How long do I cook it for?

要煮多長時間？

What's the next step?

下一步是什麼？

You have just thrown out all of the magical answers to the world, right in the garbage, But why do they put the instructions on the box?

你剛剛把世界上所有神奇的答案都扔掉了，就在垃圾桶裡。但是為什麼他們把說明書放在盒子上呢？

Why not put it inside?

為什麼不把它放在裡面？

That would help us?

這能幫助我們嗎？

So throwing out cooking instructions, it's a kind of a stupid thing that we do.

所以扔掉烹飪說明，這是我們做的一種愚蠢的事情。

Um I do this.

嗯，我做這個。

I really honestly do this to you a pack extra Guichard now.

我真的很誠實地對你做了這一包額外的Guichard了。

Let's just find out what these words mean.

我們就來看看這些詞是什麼意思。

Pack.

包。

So this means I'm going to go someplace on vacation or a night trip or to some place and I need a change of clothes pack means you put the things into your bag, okay.

所以這意味著我要去某個地方度假或夜遊，或去某個地方，我需要換洗的衣服，打包意味著你把東西放到你的包裡，好的。

Extra means more than you need and git, which apparently is a slang term for underwear.

額外的意思是比你需要的更多，而git，顯然是一個俚語，指內衣。

I've said it my whole life and it's kind of a cool thing to say.

我這輩子都在說這句話，這句話有點酷。

No nice git.

沒有好心的Git。

Which so we always, I always pack extra git and I think to myself, I'm gonna put these in just in case I shit myself because I'm prepared to do that because it's going to be a crazy time when I go on a road trip.

是以，我們總是，我總是帶著額外的Git，我對自己說，我要把這些放進去，以防我拉肚子，因為我已經準備好了，因為當我去公路旅行時，這將是一個瘋狂的時刻。

But we always do this like we need extra underwear, it's like we think where we prepare yourself for the worst, Oh I'm gonna get diarrhea if I go to Mcdonald's and I definitely gonna need that extra underwear for this job interview, so let's put that in my job interview bag and then if you do actually have diarrhea you're gonna have to go to a public washroom and most of them have locks, which is fantastic to have a lock on a public bathroom and you can say bathroom or washroom doesn't matter.

但我們總是這樣做，比如我們需要額外的內衣，這就像我們認為我們為自己做了最壞的準備，哦，如果我去麥當勞會拉肚子，我肯定需要額外的內衣來參加這次工作面試，所以讓我們把它放在我的工作面試包裡，然後如果你真的拉肚子，你將不得不去一個公共廁所，而且大多數廁所都有鎖，這很好，在公共廁所上有鎖，你可以說衛生間或盥洗室並不重要。

Um Restrooms always weird.

廁所總是很奇怪。

Why are you taking a rest in there?

你為什麼要在裡面休息？

What are you two?

你們兩個是什麼人？

Uh what you're doing?

呃，你在做什麼？

Okay so in the public washrooms you knock on the door and what do you say when you're in there?

好吧，那麼在公共廁所裡，你敲門，當你在裡面的時候，你會說什麼？

Um Hello, I'll be a second.

嗯 你好，我馬上就好。

Um So usually you just go or make a noise, a flushing toilet or something.

所以通常你只是去或發出聲音，沖廁所或什麼的。

But then the people check the door and they check it again and again.

但後來人們檢查了門，而且是一次又一次地檢查。

It's like maybe it's locked.

這就像也許它被鎖住了。

Maybe it's not locked.

也許它沒有被鎖定。

Maybe maybe it's just broken.

也許也許它只是壞了。

Maybe no there's somebody in here and it's always uncomfortable when you're going to the bathroom.

也許沒有人在這裡，當你去洗手間的時候總是很不舒服。

Like I have to go faster because somebody is waiting.

就像我必須走得更快，因為有人在等待。

Yeah it's just weird.

是的，這很奇怪。

Just we should have like an alarm or something.

只是我們應該有一個警報器之類的東西。

Someone purpose is in the bathroom please step away from the door until I am ready to come out.

有人目的是在浴室裡，請遠離門，直到我準備好出來。

I don't know how we're going to get around this one but knocking.

我不知道我們要如何繞過這個問題，但要敲門。

Hello occupied.

你好，佔用了。

Somebody's in here.

有人在這裡。

I don't know what's going to go there.

我不知道什麼會去那裡。

Um Do you have problems understanding people when they talk to you?

嗯 當人們和你說話時，你在理解上有問題嗎？

I do and I'm native english speaker and sometimes people speak to me in my native language and I just don't understand them and I do this.

我是這樣做的，我的母語是英語，有時人們用我的母語跟我說話，我就是不明白他們的意思，我就這樣做。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah I have no idea what they're saying to me.

是的，我不知道他們在對我說什麼。

I'm sure that happens to you if you're learning english but we just kind of nod and say yes and smile and they could be telling us anything.

我相信如果你在學習英語，也會遇到這種情況，但我們只是點頭說好，然後微笑，他們可能會告訴我們任何事情。

Really?

真的嗎？

Oh my My 10 Children just died in an avalanche.

哦，我的10個孩子剛剛在雪崩中死亡。

Yeah and then what if they ask you questions and so what do you think about that?

是的，然後如果他們問你問題，那麼你怎麼看呢？

Yeah if you don't understand the person to say them ah sorry I didn't get that or I don't understand that don't just nod get yourself into a lot of trouble.

是的，如果你不理解對方，就對他們說啊，對不起，我不明白，或者我不明白，不要只是點頭讓自己陷入很多麻煩。

Yeah be careful you don't understand something.

是的，要小心你不明白的東西。

Ask the person Did you just say 10 kids?

詢問對方 你剛才說的是10個孩子嗎？

Oh no okay good um mm this is fun so maybe you're waiting at an elevator or to stop like and there's a big button that you get to press okay You know if you press the button one time it's going to do its job is going to its function.

哦，不，好的，嗯，這很有趣，所以也許你在等待電梯或停止，就像有一個大按鈕，你可以按下，好的，你知道如果你按下按鈕一次，它將做它的工作，將它的功能。

So press the elevator button once the elevators like I'm coming to get you but be careful there's other people in here or you're at the stoplight and people press the button many many many times.

所以按一次電梯按鈕，就像我要去接你一樣，但要小心，這裡還有其他人，或者你在紅綠燈前，人們會按很多很多次按鈕。

So yeah do you know what if you press a button it does actually make the light change faster and it does make the elevator come faster so please press it as many times as you want and the faster you press it and the more times you press it it's gonna work faster.

所以，你知道嗎，如果你按下一個按鈕，它實際上會使光線變化得更快，也會使電梯來得更快，所以請你想按多少次就按多少次，你按得越快，按的次數越多，它就會工作得越快。

I promise try it, it's here.

我保證試試，它就在這裡。

Oh there's people in there, wow what happened there?

哦，那裡有人，哇，那裡發生了什麼？

Surprise um Sometimes I do this um you get into the elevator there's another person how awkward.

驚訝吧，有時候我這樣做，嗯，你進了電梯，還有另一個人，多尷尬啊。

Now in our crazy world of coronavirus were only allowed to have one other person in the elevator with us.

現在，在我們這個瘋狂的冠狀病毒世界裡，只允許有一個人和我們一起坐電梯。

Yes so it's not as awkward but you're still like what do I say?

是的，所以它沒有那麼尷尬，但你仍然喜歡我說什麼呢？

What do I look?

我是什麼樣子？

Where do I put my eyes?

我的眼睛該放在哪裡？

Oh damn I can look at the little lights as they laid up.

哦，該死的，我可以看著那些小燈，因為它們鋪上了。

No my building is quite modern and we don't have the little lights across the top.

不，我的建築是相當現代的，我們沒有橫跨頂部的小燈。

We have a number plate digital 23 for it doesn't talk.

我們有一個號碼牌數字23，因為它不會說話。

But we always look at this, we just stare at that.

但我們總是看這個，我們只是盯著那個。

You could look at our shoes.

你可以看一下我們的鞋子。

It would be better.

這將是更好的。

But we always stare at the numbers.

但我們總是盯著這些數字。

You can look at the person.

你可以看一下這個人。

Well don't look at the people.

好了，不要看人了。

They'll think that you're weird.

他們會認為你很奇怪。

Especially your mask.

特別是你的面具。

Then you try and talk to them.

然後你嘗試與他們交談。

They just showed up and stare at the numbers and it worked great.

他們只是現身說法，盯著數字看，效果很好。

And then oh the other person's off the elevator then we can look anywhere we want.

然後哦，對方下了電梯，那麼我們就可以看任何我們想看的地方。

We can you know how's my hair?

我們可以知道我的頭髮怎麼樣了？

Where's my shoes?

我的鞋呢？

We can do that one time I was doing something and I had no idea where my glasses were.

我們可以這樣做，有一次我正在做事，我不知道我的眼鏡在哪裡。

Okay.

好的。

And I was I know I have my sunglasses, I know that I put them someplace and I'm looked in my car, I got out of the room and she ah they're on my head.

我知道我有我的太陽鏡，我知道我把它們放在某個地方，我看著我的車，我走出房間，她啊他們在我頭上。

So I know I put lots of things in my head.

所以我知道我把很多東西放在我的腦子裡。

It's my new storage compartment.

這是我的新儲物箱。

But why do you always forget this?

但為什麼你總是忘記這一點呢？

You know there there you look in the mirror like no, not there.

你知道那裡，你看著鏡子裡的自己，就像不，不是那裡。

Um This one is a terrible habit that we have.

嗯 這個是我們的一個可怕的習慣。

Okay, when we click on ads.

好的，當我們點擊廣告的時候。

So this means with your mouse, which is weird.

所以這意味著用你的滑鼠，這很奇怪。

It's a mouse, not a dog or a writer cats the most.

它是一隻老鼠，而不是一隻狗，也不是一個作家貓最。

And we're looking at something and we don't want this ad there.

而我們正在看一些東西，我們不希望這個廣告在那裡。

But they do this on purpose.

但他們是故意這樣做的。

There's a tiny X.

有一個小小的X。

You can't see the ex but it's tiny.

你看不到前任，但它很小。

Yeah.

是的。

Oh bollocks.

哦，胡說八道。

She's clicked on it and and that adds an extra three seconds before you actually get to watch my next YouTube video and you have to wait that three seconds or one minute even after the ads don't click on the odds you go, oh I click on the ads again, it's human habits.

她已經點擊了，而且在你真正觀看我的下一個YouTube視頻之前，這又增加了三秒鐘，你必須等待這三秒鐘或一分鐘，甚至在廣告沒有點擊的機率之後，你去，哦，我又點擊了廣告，這是人的習慣。

So here's another phrase, a verb.

所以這裡有另一個短語，一個動詞。

I can click on something.

我可以點擊一些東西。

No.

沒有。

Mhm.

嗯。

This means that I press my mouse button.

這意味著，我按下了我的滑鼠按鈕。

If you have a mouse I can click on something as I press it.

如果你有滑鼠，我可以邊按邊點擊什麼。

Um Do we have any other phrase of herbs we can find?

嗯 我們還有什麼其他的草藥短語可以找嗎？

What about look for?

找什麼呢？

Okay.

好的。

If I look for something, it means I search.

如果我尋找某樣東西，這意味著我在尋找。

Oh I just have no idea.

哦，我只是不知道。

Why am I glad?

我為什麼高興？

Oh, glasses are so searches to formal.

哦，眼鏡是如此的搜索到正式。

Um We're not going to say I am searching for my sunglasses.

嗯，我們不會說我在尋找我的太陽鏡。

We search in a more public thing for missing Children or things that are missing.

我們以更公開的方式尋找失蹤的兒童或失蹤的東西。

But in a public realm we can search for those.

但在公共領域，我們可以搜索到這些。

We can stare act something yep.

我們可以盯著演一些東西，是的。

That was long enough.

這已經足夠長了。

You stare at something.

你盯著什麼。

Um Press the button many times and snack bar say yes or no pack that's and through.

呃......按了很多次按鈕，小吃店說是或不是包，這就是和通過。

That's it.

就這樣了。

Those are all the phrase overs for today.

這些是今天的所有短語。

Ladies and gentlemen.

女士們，先生們。

So the next time you take an elevator, press the button many, many, many, many, many, many times you'll get to your destination faster.

是以，下次你乘坐電梯時，按很多很多的按鈕，你會更快到達目的地。

If you're at the stoplights press that button.

如果你在紅綠燈前按下那個按鈕。

If you do it 100 times it changes right away.

如果你做了100次，它馬上就會改變。

I promise try it and uh enjoy the crazy things that we do being humans.

我保證嘗試一下，呃，享受一下我們作為人類所做的瘋狂事情。

Until next time I'm gonna go wrangle up some cowboys.

直到下一次，我要去找一些牛仔了。