I've never been in a but store before.

我以前從來沒有進過一個但商店。

I didn't even know they were a thing.

我甚至不知道它們是一種東西。

Oh yeah dude, a lot of people like me out there and need a new, but trust me, the owners of the corner but boutique do very well for themselves.

哦，是的，夥計，很多人像我一樣在那裡，需要一個新的，但相信我，角落裡的主人，但精品為自己做得非常好。

Wait, where's Orange?

等等，橙色在哪裡？

Hey friends?

嘿，朋友們？

I thought it was only appropriate to enter through the rear.

我認為從後面進入才是合適的。

Listen, everybody behave yourself.

聽著，每個人都要注意自己的行為。

Okay, this is like the best, but store in town if they don't have the replacement but of my dreams, nobody will Corey welcome.

好吧，這就像最好的，但在城裡的商店，如果他們沒有更換，但我的夢想，沒有人將科裡歡迎。

I'm cheeky, your personal salesperson for the day.

我是厚臉皮，你今天的私人銷售員。

Please step into our sitting room as for the rest of you, make yourselves comfortable, enjoy the complimentary soda, complimentary soda.

請步入我們的起居室，至於其他人，請自便，享受免費的蘇打水，免費的蘇打水。

Oh, I'm about to make some really poor decisions.

哦，我馬上就要做出一些非常糟糕的決定了。

I can already tell I'm not usually a fan of shopping, but this I can get behind.

我已經可以看出我通常不喜歡購物，但這個我可以支持。

Here it comes.

它來了。

Alright, you guys feast your eyes on that.

好了，你們大飽眼福吧。

Talk about real buns of steel.

談到真正的鋼鐵包子。

Yeah, titanium actually.

是的，實際上是鈦合金。

Yeah, this thing is a military grade.

是的，這東西是軍事級別的。

Apparently repelled bullet.

顯然是擊退了子彈。

Not to mention women, can't hear you over the sound of my but being so awesome.

更不用說女人了，在我的聲音中聽不到你的聲音，但又是那麼的厲害。

Go ahead.

請講。

Somebody shoot something at my butt.

有人對著我的屁股拍東西。

Do it.

做到這一點。

I'm about to make a major purchase here.

我即將在這裡進行一次重大采購。

I got to test it out.

我得到了測試的機會。

Okay, please ha didn't even feel it.

好吧，請哈甚至沒有感覺到它。

Although when I think about it, that could just be because I lost a half of my brain.

雖然當我想到這一點時，這可能只是因為我失去了一半的大腦。

That feels painful.

這感覺很痛苦。

A but that can't feel anything.

一個不能感覺到任何東西的但。

Seems like a downside.

似乎是一個缺點。

If you ask me, what do you mean?

如果你問我，你是什麼意思？

Like if you've gotta shell out a bunch of money for a new, but shouldn't you be able to feel stuff?

就像你得掏出一堆錢買一個新的，但你不應該能感覺到東西嗎？

You know, the softness of a sofa, This numbness of a good pair of jeans, Hey, don't look at me like that.

你知道，沙發的柔軟度，一條好牛仔褲的麻木感，嘿，別這麼看著我。

You know what little apple had to actually a really great point.

你知道小蘋果有什麼，其實是一個非常偉大的觀點。

If I wanted a numb bum, how to stick with the status quo, kinky.

如果我想要一個麻木的屁股，如何堅持現狀，淫蕩的。

Show me something else in my thighs.

讓我看看我大腿上的其他東西。

I want to feel my new but as you wish sir, how y'all doing enjoying yourself?

我想感受一下我的新，但如你所願，先生，你們都是怎麼做的，享受自己？

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Some of us have been too much guys.

我們中的一些人已經是太多的人了。

If you mix the sodas together, the flavors absolutely disgusting.

如果你把蘇打水混在一起，其味道絕對令人作嘔。

I don't feel very good sir.

我感覺不是很好，先生。

Looks like we got another one.

看起來我們又得到了一個。

What do you think?

你怎麼看？

I mean it feels great.

我的意思是這感覺很好。

Oh yeah, thought kush it, buoy, yep.

哦，是的，以為是庫什呢，浮標，是的。

Felt that feed.

感受到了這種饋贈。

No, buts about it.

沒有，但是，關於它。

This but work.

這但是工作。

Um Cory.

嗯，科裡。

Are you sure you're okay with the colour?

你確定你對這個顏色沒有意見嗎？

What about it?

那怎麼辦？

Whoa.

哇哦。

Who let rafiki in here?

誰讓拉菲奇在這裡？

Hooky.

鉤子。

What's she talking about?

她在說什麼呢？

Someone?

有人嗎？

Tell me what's up with my bottom.

告訴我我的屁股怎麼了。

Corey.

科裡。

Your butt is rat like bright red.

你的屁股是老鼠一樣的鮮紅。

So what?

那又怎樣？

I'm red eye.

我是紅眼。

I'm an apple.

我是一個蘋果。

So I'm red.

所以我是紅色的。

Right, sure I lost half of my brain that color, but surely I'm the same color as my brother.

對，當然我的大腦失去了一半的顏色，但我肯定是和我哥哥一樣的顏色。

Right, well remember we're half brothers.

對，記住我們是同父異母的兄弟。

So who's gonna tell him not it?

那麼誰來告訴他不是這樣呢？

My stomach hurts sir.

我的胃很疼，先生。

I'm afraid you're not read.

恐怕你沒有讀懂。

Excuse me.

請原諒我。

You're yellow.

你是黃色的。

What nobody calls me yellow sir.

什麼沒有人叫我黃先生。

I'll do it, stuck right here and now call me yellow.

我會做的，就卡在這裡，現在叫我黃色。

I'm the opposite of yellow motorcycle over the moon.

我是黃色摩托車的反面，在月球上。

Somebody get me a helmet.

誰給我一個頭盔。

I'm gonna write a canoe off the edge of the earth.

我要在地球的邊緣寫一個獨木舟。

That won't be necessary sir.

這沒有必要，先生。

I've actually alerted security and they'll be seeing you out.

實際上我已經通知了保全，他們會送你出去。

Oh no.

哦，不。

Okay.

好的。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I made a theme and I'm sorry I had an accident and I lost half of my brain that acknowledges social decorum and also voice volume.

我做了一個主題，我很抱歉，我發生了意外，我失去了一半的大腦，承認社會禮儀，也承認聲音的大小。

See what I mean?

看到我的意思了嗎？

Yes, yes, I do quick.

是的，是的，我做得很快。

You guys help me pick out a but before they throw me out on it, how about that?

你們幫我選一個，但在他們把我扔出去之前，怎麼樣？

I mean that appropriately color but over there, Simple, classic, elegant.

我的意思是那個適當的顏色，但在那邊，簡單，經典，優雅。

I love it.

我喜歡它。

Yeah, I could get used to them.

是的，我可以習慣於他們。

It's your lucky day, sir.

今天是你的幸運日，先生。

That, but just so happens to be on sale.

這一點，但恰好是打折的時候。

The price has been cut.

價格已被削減。

Yes.

是的。

To be more precise, the price has been slashed.

更準確地說，價格已經被砍掉了。

Yes, but in fact the price has been halved.

是的，但事實上，價格已經減半。

Yes, it's 50% off.

是的，它是5折。

Yes.

是的。

Congrats, you can read, will you let me get out of sentence?

祝賀你，你能讀懂，你能讓我脫句嗎？

No, 50% off weight.

不，50％的重量折扣。

It's actually hung up there by a string.

它實際上是用一根繩子掛在上面的。

Yes.

是的。

It's for the sale.

這是為銷售服務的。

Kind of a weird guy to hang directly above me.

直接掛在我上面的人有點奇怪。

Gotta think.

得想一想。

Also that string looks weirdly afraid.

另外，那根繩子看起來很奇怪，很害怕。

Don't you think?

你不覺得嗎？

Oh yes.

哦，是的。

We only use the cheapest and lowest quality string to hang are extremely dangerous.

我們只使用最便宜和最低品質的繩子來懸掛是非常危險的。

Sale signs directly above our customers, but as long as everyone behaves and doesn't cause any sort of commotion will be just here it comes.

銷售標誌直接在我們的客戶上面，但只要大家表現好，不引起任何形式的騷動，將只是在這裡來。

Oh, come on, man.

哦，來吧，夥計。

That was the one I'd say.

那是我想說的。

It was more like the number two.

這更像是數字二。

Oh, please leave now all of you.

哦，請你們都離開吧。

Well, I guess that's the end.

好吧，我想這就是結局。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah.

是的。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。

Mhm.

嗯。