Big boy.

大男孩。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Your gym pick yeah.

你的健身房選擇耶。

Before him.

在他面前。

Oh big boy.

哦，大男孩。

Oh yes, you're very big boy.

哦，是的，你是非常大的孩子。

Oh big boy, you ain't.

哦，大男孩，你不是。

Big boy.

大男孩。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Big boy.

大男孩。

What's your, you make a receipt, jesus christ.

你的是什麼，你做個收據，耶穌基督。

You're getting big mm.

你得到了大毫米。

The whole we yeah you're getting real big boy.

整個我們是的，你變得真正的大男孩。

Oh boy.

哦，孩子。

Oh boy, okay, jesus Morsi okay, here we go.

哦，孩子，好吧，耶穌-穆爾西好吧，我們開始吧。

Yeah, let's get out of here.

是的，讓我們離開這裡。

Oh my God, you you monster boy, come back to me.

哦，我的上帝，你你這個怪物男孩，回到我身邊。

Oh for everybody.

哦，為大家。

I mean jesus your horse now, whoa, this can only look at this monster.

我的意思是耶穌你的馬現在，哇，這隻能看這個怪物。

Oh well yeah, yep, okay, please stop growing.

哦，好的，是的，好的，請停止增長。

That's enough out of you.

你說的夠多了。

Mr happy birthday to you.

祝你生日快樂。

Happy birthday to you.

祝你生日快樂。

Happy birthday, dear fudgy fudgy sit, sit, stay, stay, stay.

生日快樂，親愛的小胖子小胖子坐下，坐下，留下，留下，留下。

Happy birthday, sit, stay, stay, stay, stay.

生日快樂，坐，留，留，留，留。

Happy birthday to you.

祝你生日快樂。

Yeah.

是的。

Good boy.

好孩子。

Eat your birthday cake.

吃你的生日蛋糕。

Eat your birthday cake.

吃你的生日蛋糕。

There you go.

你去吧。

I was going to make him a cake but I realized that I don't actually have any kicked in because I don't bake cakes and I know this candle says eight, but fuck you can't tell the difference.

我本來想給他做個蛋糕，但我發現其實我沒有踢到，因為我不烤蛋糕，我知道這根蠟燭上寫著八，但他媽的你分不清。

Anyways.

不管怎麼說。

So he's eating his own heart.

所以他在吃自己的心。

So what you saw for fudges, birthday cake was actually some of his raw food patties with a candle on it.

是以，你所看到的fudges、生日蛋糕實際上是他的一些帶有蠟燭的生食餡餅。

I've been giving them raw food since he's been about five months old and he's been totally great with it.

我從他大約五個月大的時候就開始給他吃生的食物，他對這些食物完全沒有意見。

The vet is actually really happy with how far he's been going as well.

獸醫實際上對他的進展情況也非常滿意。

I've been warned that some people don't like the idea of feeding their dogs raw food.

有人警告我，有些人不喜歡給他們的狗吃生食。

I've never met any of these people in person, but I'm sure I will in the comments, fudgy is really healthy and he's actually really well behaved compared to other golden retriever puppies.

我從未見過這些人中的任何一個人，但我相信我會在評論中看到的。fudgy真的很健康，與其他金毛犬幼犬相比，它實際上真的很乖。

I know I'm not going to name any names, but you know who you are, Jasper who shat in my house four times in one day.

我知道我不會說出任何名字，但你知道你是誰，一天之內在我家裡拉了四次屎的賈斯帕。

Fuck you don't shit in my house four times in one day, budgies.

他媽的你不要在我的房子裡一天拉四次屎，虎皮鸚鵡。

Raw food and fudge is so much happier eating raw food as well.

生食和軟糖也是如此，吃生食更快樂。

Remember the first time I gave it to him?

還記得我第一次給他的時候嗎？

He ran up to me afterwards and snuggled.

之後他跑到我身邊，依偎著我。

He was so happy, I could see a smile on his face.

他是如此高興，我可以看到他臉上的笑容。

He really likes us a lot more than dry kibble, but he seems to be doing this really happy wiggle.

他真的很喜歡我們，比干糧多得多，但他似乎在做這種非常快樂的扭動。

After getting his first bit of raw food, I was worried that maybe it won't be enough for him.

在得到他的第一口生食後，我擔心也許這對他來說是不夠的。

They won't grow enough.

他們不會有足夠的成長。

But the vet says that he is very well within his healthy range and he's very lean because he's so active.

但是獸醫說，它在健康範圍內非常好，而且它非常瘦，因為它非常活躍。

Every morning.

每天早上。

I would take him for a walk through evergreen brick works, we'd walk for around 45 minutes to an hour and he'd run up the hills and he chased squirrels and run with other dogs and he's off leash and he's very well behaved.

我會帶它在常青磚廠散步，我們會走45分鐘到一個小時左右，它在山上跑，它追著松鼠，和其他狗一起跑，它不被拴住，它非常乖巧。

He doesn't do very many tricks.

他不會做很多花樣。

I could show you some of them except he just ate.

我可以給你看一些，但他剛吃過飯。

So he's not really that motivated to do tricks anymore.

是以，他其實已經沒有那麼大的動力去玩花樣了。

Okay.

好的。

Sit paw other paw good, down down, crawl.

坐著的時候，另一隻爪子很好，坐下來，爬著。

Crocker boy could crawl.

克羅克男孩可以爬行。

Use my good boy.

用我的好孩子。

Good boy.

好孩子。

Yes.

是的。

And now edit the video, edit this video, edit this video.

而現在編輯視頻，編輯這個視頻，編輯這個視頻。

He's also fixed.

他也是固定的。

Now, I wasn't originally planning on getting him fixed.

現在，我原本並不打算給他治病。

I wanted to avoid it for as long as I could.

我想盡可能地避免它。

But when Petra came into my life, she was in heat and fudgy lost his king mind.

但是當佩特拉進入我的生活時，她正在發情，而小胖子失去了他的王者之心。

He was drooling everywhere, just puddles of drool.

他到處流口水，就是一灘一灘的口水。

And he'd follow her everywhere and lick her and I mean lick her.

他到處跟著她，舔她，我是說舔她。

It was gross.

這很噁心。

I couldn't keep them apart.

我無法讓他們分開。

I tried putting them in separate rooms and he just bark all the time, the neighbors called and complaints.

我試著把它們放在不同的房間裡，它就一直在叫，鄰居們打電話來投訴。

So I got him fixed and he's not a crazy people anymore.

所以我把它修好了，它不再是一個瘋狂的人了。

No, you're not, you sweet boy.

不，你不是，你這個可愛的孩子。

I also noticed that I talk different alone with him than I do when other people are around.

我還注意到，我和他單獨談話的時候和其他人在一起的時候不同。

Okay, if I just sit, sit good boy, behave.

好吧，如果我只是坐著，坐著好孩子，聽話。

Good boy.

好孩子。

But when friends aren't around.

但當朋友不在身邊時。

Oh yes.

哦，是的。

Who is my big bubba's?

誰是我的大Bubba的？

Yes, that's right, fudgy is the big bubba's.

是的，沒錯，fudgy是大Bubba的。

I don't know what that means.

我不知道這意味著什麼。

It just came to me naturally and it's stuck.

它就這樣自然而然地出現在我面前，並且堅持了下來。

Speaking of friends, I've been working on a new project, goes live June 22 and it's called a life with friends.

說到朋友，我一直在做一個新的項目，6月22日上線，它叫做有朋友的生活。

As some of you might know Martina and I have separated and it's been a hell of a year for me.

你們中的一些人可能知道瑪蒂娜和我已經分居，這一年對我來說是地獄般的日子。

As those of you who have gone through divorces might have experienced for yourself.

正如你們中那些經歷過離婚的人可能親身經歷過的那樣。

It ain't easy and fun.

這並不容易和有趣。

So I decided to take a year off so I could take care of myself.

所以我決定休息一年，以便照顧好自己。

He'll learn and grow.

他將學習和成長。

And I was sharing that in my last video in november, which seemed to freak out a few people who thought I was in a death cult.

我在11月的最後一個視頻中分享了這一點，這似乎嚇壞了一些人，他們認為我是在一個死亡邪教。

I am not in any death cult.

我沒有參加任何死亡邪教。

Okay, that's not possible.

好吧，這是不可能的。

Where in the middle of a pandemic, the government has locked everything down.

在大流行病中，政府將一切都封鎖了。

You can't gather more than 10 people.

你不能聚集超過10個人。

That's not a cult.

這不是一個邪教。

That's a small circle.

這是個小圈子。

Wait until the government allows people to join cults again and then check in on me point is in this year I've changed a lot.

等到政府再次允許人們加入邪教時，再來看看我吧！重點是在這一年裡，我已經改變了很多。

I have very different views of life now and I'm going to share these views with a friend of mine on this podcast called A Life With Friends.

我現在對生活有非常不同的看法，我將在這個名為 "與朋友一起生活 "的播客中與我的一位朋友分享這些看法。

We spend a whole episode talking about meditation.

我們花了一整集的時間來討論冥想。

Another whole episode, we're discussing our experiences with therapy and another episode we're discussing compassion and really what does the word compassion mean?

另一整集，我們在討論我們的治療經驗，另一集我們在討論同情心，真正的同情心這個詞是什麼意思？

Remember being told that as a kid, I was never taught what it actually means.

記得小時候有人告訴我，我從來沒有被教導過它的實際含義。

How can somebody be more compassionate?

如何能讓人更有同情心？

What does that even look like?

這到底是什麼樣子的？

I think these are valid questions to ask.

我認為這些問題問得很有道理。

And so I'm trying to tackle a lot of them in this podcast.

是以，我試圖在這個播客中解決其中的很多問題。

It always feels good for me if I could get someone else's perspective on anything that they're an expert in and see how can I apply that?

如果我可以從別人的角度來看待他們是專家的任何事情，並看看我如何能夠應用這個觀點，這對我來說總是感覺不錯。

I don't have to fully subscribe to their belief.

我不需要完全認同他們的信仰。

But is there a piece of that that I could take for myself?

但是否有一塊是我可以自己拿的？

How can I take a little bits everywhere that I go and have a richer, more complete version of myself, were also running a book club on this podcast.

我怎樣才能把我所到之處的一點一滴都帶去，並擁有一個更豐富、更完整的自己，我們還在這個播客中開辦了一個讀書會。

I've always wanted to run a book club.

我一直想辦一個讀書會。

We're opening up a discord channel where hopefully we could keep this discussion going.

我們正在開闢一個迪斯科頻道，希望我們可以繼續進行這種討論。

The whole thing is being run ad free.

整個事情的運行是沒有廣告的。

Uh if you listen to the podcast and if you like it, which I hope you will consider joining us on Patreon, 10% of our proceeds are going charity.

呃，如果你聽了這個播客，如果你喜歡它，我希望你能考慮加入我們的Patreon，我們收益的10%將用於慈善。

We're alternating charities every month.

我們每個月都在交替使用慈善機構。

I've got my mind on effective altruism and I actually kind of want to talk a little bit more about that in the future too.

我對有效的利他主義有想法，實際上我也有點想在未來多談一點這個問題。

It's really hard filming with a dog as he keeps on coming in and out of the shot and ruining my continuity.

和狗一起拍攝真的很困難，因為它一直在鏡頭裡進進出出，破壞了我的連貫性。

The first episode airs on June 22, or if you're a patron on June 21, give it a listen.

第一集在6月22日播出，如果你是6月21日的贊助人，可以聽一聽。

I hope you like it.

我希望你喜歡它。

I'm really proud of it.

我真的很自豪。

I've been thinking about it for a long time and I've been putting a lot of work into this and this is something I'm comfortable doing in the future.

我已經考慮了很久，我在這方面付出了很多努力，這是我未來可以放心做的事情。

Okay enough.

好了，夠了。

Talk about that.

談談這個問題。

Back to fudgy and his sisters come here little pet.

回到fudgy和他的姐妹們，來這裡的小寵物。

Mhm.

嗯。

So this here is a little petra.

所以這裡是一個小佩特拉。

Petra.

佩特拉。

You have such a fuss.

你有這樣的大驚小怪。

Okay, what do you do with your face?

好吧，你的臉是怎麼做的？

What are you doing with your face in your next nice face?

在你的下一個漂亮的臉蛋上，你在做什麼？

Oh yes.

哦，是的。

Who had the next who's who's doing?

誰有下一個誰的事？

What are you doing with me in the shelter?

你在收容所裡對我做什麼？

Are guessing that she's around two years old.

正在猜測她大約兩歲。

We're not too sure she's a poodle up, something mixed.

我們不太確定她是一隻獅子狗了，是混合型的東西。

But she came from a puppy mill and she had a really rough time there and she was like pretty traumatized from it.

但她來自一個小狗工廠，她在那裡度過了一段非常艱難的時期，她就像在那裡受到了相當大的精神創傷。

When I first met her.

當我第一次見到她時。

She was even scared to go on walks, but now she loves going on walks and she has a good role model in fudgy who's like teaching her how to be very popular.

她甚至害怕去散步，但現在她喜歡去散步，而且她有一個很好的榜樣，那就是fudgy，她就像在教她如何變得非常受歡迎。

I even heard her bark for the first time a couple days ago and fudge is going to teach her a whole bunch of new tricks, like eating my expensive shoes and then eating a whole rotisserie chicken when I turn my back and then barfing on my goddamn books.

幾天前我甚至第一次聽到她的叫聲，軟糖要教她一大堆新的技巧，比如吃我昂貴的鞋子，然後在我轉身的時候吃一整隻烤雞，然後在我該死的書上吐口水。

Are you going to teach that to Petra?

你要把這個教給佩特拉嗎？

No, you're not, you're sweet.

不，你不是，你很可愛。

Point.

點。

Here is Roxy Roxy Hello?

這裡是Roxy Roxy 你好？

Showed me a sweet little booties.

給我看了一個可愛的小靴子。

So Roxy isn't actually a permanent part of the family.

所以羅克西實際上並不是這個家庭的永久成員。

She's a foster dog and I'm bringing her back to Toronto this weekend to give it to a new forever home but had her for a couple of months and I love her and I'm really gonna miss her and it was really nice for fudgy to have a little sister.

她是一隻寄養狗，本週末我將把她帶回多倫多，交給一個新的永遠的家，但我養了她幾個月，我愛她，我真的會想念她的，對福迪來說，有一個小妹妹真的很好。

Oh have a turtle.

哦，有一隻烏龜。

Her name is Gertrude.

她的名字叫格特魯德。

Yes.

是的。

I have a lot of animals in my life.

我的生活中有很多動物。

This is the new me.

這是新的我。

I just like animals.

我只是喜歡動物。

They provide comfort and I love them.

它們提供了舒適性，我喜歡它們。

Don't dig too deep into this.

不要對這個問題挖得太深。

Don't try to psychoanalyze me, don't try to figure anything out.

不要試圖對我進行心理分析，不要試圖搞清楚什麼。

Sherlock.

夏洛克。

Okay.

好的。

There's nothing more for you to see here.

這裡沒有更多的東西給你看。

This is my little video.

這是我的小視頻。

I hope you liked it.

我希望你喜歡它。

Please be nice in the comments and I'll see in the future and catch um um um Him him.

請在評論中好言相勸，我將在未來看到並抓住嗯嗯嗯他。

Mhm.

嗯。

Um um um um um um um um Mhm.

嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯。

You missed it no more.

你不再錯過了。