My first time ever in Poland with my dad

我有生以來第一次和我的父親在波蘭

Let's see how this is gonna go. I think we gonna have a good time

讓我們看看這將如何發展。我想我們會有一段美好的時光

Damn b**** I'm stylin

該死的b****，我的風格

(Music)

(音樂)

(polish)

(擦亮)

S: It's good to see you dad

S：很高興見到你，爸爸。

(Music)

(音樂)

Let me remember this forever.. having my first beer with my dad

讓我永遠記住這一點......和我爸爸一起喝第一杯啤酒

Cheers!

乾杯!

D: Good stuff S: Good stuff

D：好東西 S：好東西

Hey, so here's something different. I'm in Poland right now.

嘿，所以這裡有一些不同的東西。我現在在波蘭。

Couple months ago

幾個月前

I was on a call with my dad and

我和我的父親在通話中，

he told me that he was gonna be visiting Poland so he could see some of his family and after Martina's father passed away

他告訴我，他將訪問波蘭，這樣他就可以看到他的一些家人，在瑪蒂娜的父親去世之後

she told me that I should really go because this is a chance that I might not get again in the future

她告訴我，我真的應該去，因為這是我將來可能不會再有的機會。

I've never been to Poland with my dad and now that he's getting older

我從來沒有和我的父親去過波蘭，現在他越來越老了

I'm not sure how many more chances I'm gonna get

我不知道我還會有多少次機會

This is gonna be a chance for me to connect with my roots in a way that I've never been able to do before

這將是我與我的根聯繫在一起的一個機會，這是我以前從未做過的。

I'm visiting my father's hometown in Płock

我正在訪問我父親在普沃克的故鄉

I know nothing about it. I know nothing about the family that we're gonna meet there

我對它一無所知。我對我們將在那裡遇到的家庭一無所知。

but I'm hoping that I could go there and

但我希望我可以去那裡，並且

talk to them and hear their stories and in the process learn a little bit about myself as well and at the same time

與他們交談，聽取他們的故事，並在這個過程中瞭解自己的一些情況，同時

this is something that is really making my dad really happy, so I'm..

這是讓我父親非常高興的事情，所以我......

thrilled to be able to do this and I hope you like the video that I show you today

我很高興能夠這樣做，我希望你喜歡我今天給你看的視頻。

My dad already met his cousin

我爸爸已經見過他的表弟了

(polish)

(擦亮)

OH WOW! Hello! What a big boy!

OH WOW!你好!真是個大男孩!

Oh, you're a big boy. Oh yeah

哦，你是個大男孩。哦，是的

This is my family. Let's go

這是我的家人。我們走吧

My dad really wants me to eat cow stomach soup. It's a very polish thing to do

我爸爸很想讓我吃牛胃湯。這是一件非常有禮貌的事情

D: Fantastic S: Okay

D：太棒了 S：好的

Oh, yeah

哦，是的

This is great!

這很好!

Cow stomach

牛胃

D: I told you!

D: 我告訴過你!

This is my chance

這是我的機會

To pet a big boy

撫摸一個大男孩

Oh yeah

哦，是的

Oh yeah, how you doing big boy? Oh, yeah. Look at you, you big old doggy..

哦，是的，你怎麼做大男孩？哦，是的。看看你，你這隻大老狗。

Oh Yeah, look at that big ol' hand

哦，是的，看看那隻大手

Wow

嘩啦啦

You see this big dog I want a big boy like this

你看這隻大狗，我想要一個這樣的大男孩

Fortunately, he's a Polish dog. So he doesn't understand English

幸運的是，他是一隻波蘭狗。所以他不懂英語

So I could say this safely

所以我可以放心地說

very bad smell

非常糟糕的氣味

Yes, you are. Very smelly boy. Yes

是的，你是。非常臭的男孩。是的

*heavy breathing*

*沉重的呼吸*

*Simon howling with big smelly dog*

*西蒙與大臭狗一起嚎叫*。

You sweet boy. Oh, you sweet boy. This is my video of Poland from now on. No more family. Just doggie

你這個可愛的孩子。哦，你這個可愛的孩子。從現在起，這是我在波蘭的錄像。沒有家人了。只有狗狗

When they finally pried me away from Max we drove over to Andrzej's just

當他們終於把我從馬克斯身邊撬開時，我們開車去了安傑伊家。

beautiful beautiful house, and that's where we're gonna meet a surprise relative

美麗動人的房子，在那裡我們會遇到一個驚喜的親戚

Andrzej told my dad that he'd have to guess who this person was

安傑伊告訴我爸爸，他必須猜測這個人是誰

Because they haven't seen or spoken with each other in nearly 40 years

因為他們已經有近40年沒有見面或說話了。

more of this amazing men story in just a bit

更多關於這個驚人的男人的故事，就在不久之後

Well, that was a hell of a night for me last night and one that I'm not gonna forget

嗯，昨晚對我來說是一個地獄般的夜晚，我不會忘記的。

..probably forever

...可能永遠

Last night was a very different experience for me because I don't speak Polish as well as I speak English and I found myself

昨晚對我來說是一個非常不同的經歷，因為我的波蘭語講得不如英語好，我發現自己

last night, really

昨天晚上，真的

Stumbling. I'd want to be able to convey something but there're words that just don't know. Now, I would lose my momentum and I'd get frustrated

磕磕絆絆的。我希望能夠傳達一些東西，但有一些話就是不知道。現在，我將失去我的動力，我將感到沮喪

And I actually had to apologize because of I said

我實際上不得不道歉，因為我說的是

You know in English

你知道在英語中

I'm usually a lot faster and I'm actually funny in English

我通常會快很多，而且我的英語其實很有趣。

Sometimes not all the time, but sometimes and I couldn't really convey that

有時不是所有的時間，但有時，我無法真正表達出來

So a lot of last night I spent listening. I got to hear a lot of other people stories

是以，昨晚我花了很多時間來傾聽。我聽到了很多其他人的故事

I got to hear a lot of stories from my dad

我從我父親那裡聽到了很多的故事

That I never heard before and just sitting back and listening for the nights

我以前從來沒有聽說過，只是坐在後面聽著夜裡的歌。

I felt something real special

我感覺到一些真正特別的東西

Because I saw the way that my dad was able to

因為我看到我父親能夠

talk to everybody the way that he could tell his stories the way that he got everybody to laugh and the way that he really

他和每個人談話的方式，他可以講他的故事，他讓每個人都笑，他真的

controlled the crowd in some ways in ways that I really haven't seen him do

在某些方面控制了人群，我真的沒有見過他這樣做。

..in English and I felt really proud, you know felt really

...在英語方面，我感到非常自豪，你知道，我感到非常自豪。

Just real nice to see my dad in that light

從這個角度看我父親真是太好了

Dad, you're real cool, dude, and I wish that I could hear you speak more Polish more often in crowds like this

爸爸，你真的很酷，夥計，我希望我能聽到你在這樣的人群中更多的波蘭人說話。

But while I'm here and while I have your attention allow me to introduce you to some of the family members

但是，當我在這裡，當我吸引你們的注意力時，請允許我向你們介紹一些家庭成員

That I never knew I had

我從來不知道我有

starting with

從

I don't know how this cuts gonna go. But let's hope it turns out all right

我不知道這一刀會怎麼走。但讓我們希望結果是好的。

So if I understand this correctly

是以，如果我理解正確的話

This guy is my dad's uncle but thirty years younger than my dad because I think

這個人是我爸爸的叔叔，但比我爸爸小30歲，因為我認為

He was born when his dad was sixty

他出生時，他父親已經60歲了

By the way, if you're 60 and still having kids it's time for you to get snipped. All right, just... just leave your poor wife alone.

順便說一句，如果你60歲了還在生孩子，那你就該去做手術了。好吧，就......就放過你可憐的妻子吧。

Ahh, what a great story loved it

啊，多麼偉大的故事，我喜歡它

S: Which one; the third, fourth? D: In the middle

S:哪一個；第三個，第四個？ D:在中間

Yeah

是的

Sh*t

狗屎

In the first part of the video I was with my dad in Płock

在視頻的第一部分，我和我的父親在普沃克。

and I got to see his side of the family that I never got to meet before

我看到了我以前從未見過的他那邊的家庭。

But today I'm in Złotokłos

但今天我在Złotokłos

And I'm visiting my auntie Zuza who's on my mom's side of the family and 20 years ago when I visited

我去看望我媽媽那邊的阿姨Zuza，20年前我去看望她的時候，她是我媽媽那邊的。

Poland and I was here for I think I was I think it was a month that I was here

我在這裡呆了一個月，我想我是在這裡呆了一個月。

this is where I spent all my time

這是我花了所有時間的地方

and it's... it's great to be back. It's great to see my aunt still doing well.. her husband

而且......能回來真是太好了。很高興看到我的姑姑仍然過得很好，她的丈夫

her kid and now

她的孩子，現在

now my cousin has two of their own kids and it's weird because they've seen my YouTube videos and I'm kind of embarrassed

現在我的表哥有兩個自己的孩子，這很奇怪，因為他們看過我的YouTube視頻，我有點尷尬。

But the point is I get to play with doggies and that's the most important part of this trip

但重點是我能和狗狗們一起玩，這才是這次旅行最重要的部分。

I get to play with lots of doggies. Come here. You beautiful doggy you yes, you are

我可以和很多狗仔一起玩。到這裡來。你這隻美麗的小狗，是的，你是

I can't tell you how happy I am to play with all of these nice doggies

我無法告訴你我有多高興能和所有這些好狗狗一起玩。

When I visited my aunt last I couldn't actually eat any of her food because I had my braces done and

我上次去看望姨媽時，實際上我不能吃她的任何食物，因為我做了牙套，而且

today was the first day that I could try her home cooking. This is tomato salad with breaded chicken

今天是我可以嘗試她的家常菜的第一天。這是西紅柿沙拉配麵包雞肉

potatoes and dill and homemade pickles. I loved it. I spent most of my time that night eating and talking and

洋芋和蒔蘿以及自制的泡菜。我喜歡它。那天晚上我大部分時間都在吃東西、哈拉和

drinking so my camera operation skills were no good a couple hours in

飲酒，所以我的相機操作技能在幾個小時內就不行了。

But we talked to midnight and then my father and I woke up the next morning and went to a very special place in Warsaw

但我們聊到了半夜，然後我和父親第二天早上起來，去了華沙一個非常特別的地方

So right now with my father in the National Park here, it's called Łazienki ..which if my polish serves me correctly

所以現在我和我父親在這裡的國家公園，它被稱為Łazienki ...如果我的波蘭語說得沒錯的話

It can mean toilets. That's not the point. The point is..

它可以意味著廁所。這不是問題的關鍵。重點是...

back in May of 1977

早在1977年5月

My father went on his first date with my mother here three weeks later. They..

三個星期後，我父親在這裡與我母親進行了第一次約會。他們...

submitted their papers to get married

提交了他們的結婚文件

It's interesting that when Martina and I started dating within one month

有趣的是，當瑪蒂娜和我在一個月內開始約會時

We bought our wedding rings and we wore them on our pinky fingers because we knew that we were gonna get married

我們買了結婚戒指，把它們戴在小指上，因為我們知道我們要結婚了。

What's more important is I really like

更重要的是我真的喜歡

watching my father

看著我的父親

feel nostalgic walk around and look at his past and have his memories of my mom

感到懷念，四處走走，看看他的過去，有他對我媽媽的回憶。

It's a really sweet f*cking wholesome feeling

這真的是一種甜蜜的、**的、健康的感覺

and I'm loving it. Just loving it.

而且我很喜歡它。就是喜歡它。

Yeah, I'm finished my father and I spent the rest of that day walking around Warsaw

是的，我已經完成了我父親和我在那天剩下的時間裡在華沙四處走走。

after I saw where he went on a date with my mom I

在我看到他和我媽媽約會的地方後，我

Took him to the pierogi shop that Martina I ate at six years ago when we did our European tour

帶他去了六年前我們進行歐洲之旅時，瑪蒂娜我吃過的那家pierogi店。

I loved it because I ordered the same pierogies from that time and I remember them the same way

我喜歡它，因為我從那個時候起就訂購了同樣的pierogies，我對它們的記憶也是如此。

And I'm glad that my dad liked it. What do you think?

而且我很高興我爸爸喜歡它。你覺得怎麼樣？

D: It's good stuff S: Good stuff

D：這是好東西 S：好東西

Then we split some blueberry pierogies, which I don't really remember having often as a kid

然後我們分了一些藍莓餡餅，我真的不記得小時候經常吃這種餡餅。

But I remember my dad telling me how much he remembers them when he was a young child

但我記得我父親告訴我，他在年幼時對這些東西的印象非常深刻

Is it how you remember it? D: Yeah, this is it

這是你記憶中的樣子嗎？D:是的，這就是它

S: This is it! D: Absolutely!

S:這就是了!D:絕對的!

I'm 70 years younger

我年輕了70歲

S: Oh yeah ..when your mom used to make these yes?

S:哦，是的......當你的媽媽曾經做這些是嗎？

D: My mom would make at least once a month this kind of stuff

D：我媽媽每個月至少會做一次這樣的東西

S: Blueberries?

S：藍莓？

D: Blueberries sometimes, strawberries.. any kind S: What was your favourite kind?

有時是藍莓，有時是草莓......任何種類都可以 S：你最喜歡的種類是什麼？

D: I prefered blueberries S: Ahh.. good

D：我更喜歡藍莓 S。啊......好

After that we went to the Zamek which is big gorgeous

之後，我們去了Zamek，那是一個大而華麗的地方。

Museum in Warsaw's old town with really huge vaulted ceilings and a really distinct feeling

位於華沙老城區的博物館，有非常巨大的拱形天花板和非常獨特的感覺

my father, interestingly

我的父親，有趣的是

has never been

從未

The Zamek was reduced to rubble in World War 2 and when he lived in Warsaw it was still in ruins

Zamek在第二次世界大戰中變成了廢墟，當他住在華沙時，它仍然是一片廢墟。

This was the first time that he actually got to go and enjoy it after it was fully restored

這是第一次在完全修復後，他真正有機會去享受它。

We also got to see a lot of Polish art and I had a really enjoyable time sharing some fun history facts with him

我們還看到了很多波蘭的藝術作品，我和他分享了一些有趣的歷史知識，真的很開心。

such as: (Simon to his dad) Did, you know a history lesson also back in the day

比如說。(西蒙對他的父親說)難道，你知道當年的歷史課也是這樣嗎？

this was a sign of respect for people instead of saying hello, you just wave your elbow

這是一種對人的尊重，而不是打招呼，你只是揮動你的肘部。

Yeah, so you are being very respectful right now.. to get it. It's a good style..

是的，所以你現在非常尊重......來得到它。這是一種好的風格...

You see, back in the day in Poland women just used to like to hang with their ****** out

你看，在波蘭的日子裡，女人就是喜歡和她們的******，出去玩。

So that was the eh.. that's the fashion that they did back then

所以那是......那是他們當時的時尚。

FYI

參考資料

(Accordion Music)

(手風琴音樂)

And now my trip comes to an end my father and I had five full days in Poland

現在我的旅行即將結束，我的父親和我在波蘭有整整五天的時間。

I learned about new family new people that I could call my own and

我瞭解了新的家庭，新的人，我可以稱之為我自己的人，並且

More importantly for me..

對我來說更重要的是...

I learned a lot about my father and I think he learned a lot about me as well

我學到了很多關於我父親的事情，我想他也學到了很多關於我的事情。

for example:

例如：

(shouting) DAD!

(大喊)爸爸!

D: Yes? S: What are you thinking about my hat?

D：是嗎？S：你對我的帽子有什麼想法？

D: I hate it!

D: 我討厭這樣!

You see..

你看...

I learned that I got my awesome sense of fashion from my mother. Thanks mom!

我瞭解到，我令人敬畏的時尚感來自我的母親。謝謝媽媽!

Next time I'm gonna shoot a video with you

下次我將和你一起拍攝視頻

S: (voiceover) Hi Simon, this is your cousin Magda and for some reason, you forgot to film my intro

S:(畫外音)嗨，西蒙，這是你的表妹瑪格達，由於某些原因，你忘了拍我的介紹。

but I understand, we were so wrapped up in great conversation

但我明白，我們都沉浸在精彩的談話中了

Hi Simon! This is your other cousin Monica who you don't even have any video of

嗨，西蒙!這是你的另一個表妹莫妮卡，你甚至沒有她的任何視頻。

you just have this one picture of me closing my eyes.

你只有這一張我閉上眼睛的照片。

At least you got some good videos of my doggies

至少你有一些關於我的狗的好的視頻

D: You know who I am! I don't have to introduce myself! *laughter*

D：你知道我是誰!我不需要介紹我自己!*＊笑聲＊

(Music)

(音樂)

So that's it for this week's video if you wanna see more footage of doggies

本週的視頻就到此為止，如果你想看更多的狗仔鏡頭，請點擊這裡。

Yes you do cuz they're really good ones! Click on this video right here

你會的，因為他們真的很好!點擊這個視頻，就在這裡

And if you wanna learn more about Mr. Stawski and my family.. we got a few videos with them

如果你想更多地瞭解斯塔夫斯基先生和我的家人......我們有一些關於他們的視頻。

They're all really fun, wholesome videos. Check them out right here as well.

它們都是非常有趣、健康的視頻。在這裡也可以看一下。