-Wow! Now it's too bright. -File 82702.

-Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.Stage your name,please. -Wow...

-Kari,Kari Mckeen.

-It sound like Carrie,Only with a 'K' instead of a 'C' and an'/a:/' instead of an '/e:/'

-and only one 'R' and an'I' instead of an 'IE'.

-Tell me about your incident.

Well,It started out like any normal sitting day.

-You know, with the reasuing on the parents and all.

-Mrs. parr,I can totally handle anything that baby can dish out.

-Can't little bee boo... Who can handle it?Who can handle it?

-Eh...Mrs. Parr?Mrs. Parr?

-Oh,she knows you can handle it.

-Now,who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

-It's time for cognitive development...

-Wow,Bitsy boo boo baby? where is he hiding?

-That's was really weird. Wait right here.

-Hello,Mrs. Parr,I'm Kari,I have a question about Jack-Jack.

-Can you call me...!

-Jack-Jack?Baby?Where are you?

-Mrs Parr,this is me,Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening.

-And you need tell me what to do,'cause I'm...

-How did you get...

-We gonna calm things down a bit now.

-And look at flashcards.

-Won't that be fun?

-Triangle.

-Good. house.

-Good. Campfire.

-Don't pain.Baby on fire. Baby on fire.

-Yes? -Is this the Parrs' residence.

-Yes,I'm Kari,the baby sitter.

-Well...Hello,eh,Kari,I am...

-You're my replacement,thank heaven you're come!

-What's the 'S' stand for?

-For...sitter,yeah,sitter,

-Originally I was going to have the initials for 'babysitter'.

-But then i'd be going around with a big 'BS'.

-and you understand why I could't go with that.

-And you believe him? -That baby was exploding!

-Have you ever seen an exploding baby before,Mr.Dicker?

-What is that? -You told anyone elseabout this?your parents?

-They tought I was being funny.

-But you believe me,don't you?Mr. Dicker.

-Sure,kid. - Now I just wish I could forget the whole thing.

-You will,kid,you will...