for an important news announcement!

一個重要的新聞公告!

This wild crowd behind me is screaming

我身後的這群狂熱的人群在尖叫著

for Bikini Bottom's latest culinary sensation.

為比基尼海灘的最新美食感覺。

Let's take a listen.

讓我們來聽一聽。

[chanting] Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!

[誦讀]漂亮的帕蒂！漂亮的帕提斯！

Pretty Patties?

漂亮的餡餅？

It's easy to see Pretty Patties are popular,

不難看出，"漂亮餈粑 "很受歡迎。

but what is it about them

但他們到底是什麼

that drives Bikini Bottom feeders wild?

讓比基尼海灘的餵食者瘋狂？

They match our purses!

它們與我們的錢包相配!

They remind me of home.

它們讓我想起了家。

Pretty Patties rule!

漂亮帕蒂的規則!

Mr. SquarePants, how do you explain all this success?

方片先生，你如何解釋這一切的成功呢？

Uh...

呃...

I don't know.

我不知道。

How can you make money with such a stupid idea?

你怎麼能用這樣一個愚蠢的想法來賺錢？

And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea?

而這樣一個絕妙的想法，你怎麼能不賺錢呢？

[laughs] At first we didn't know what to do with all the money.

[笑]起初我們不知道該如何處理這些錢。

We tried burying it, shredding it, and burning it.

我們試過埋掉它，把它撕碎，然後燒掉它。

[screams]

[尖叫聲]

But in the end, we decided to just give it all away.

但最後，我們決定把它全部送走。

Come again, sir!

再來吧，先生！

I'm getting back in line!

我正在重新排隊!

I don't believe it!

我不相信!

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

I've got to see this for me self!

我一定要親自看看這個!

Oh!

哦!

Hey, watch it, buddy.

嘿，小心點，夥計。

I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty.

我不在乎你有多想要你的漂亮帕蒂。

You're gonna have to wait in line

你將不得不排隊等候

like the rest of us.

像我們其他人一樣。

I never had a line.

我從來沒有過線。

Who's number 46,853?

誰是第46,853號？

[clamoring]

[喧鬧聲]

I never had 46,853 customers.

我從來沒有過46,853名客戶。

Here you go, sir. You stay pretty.

給你，先生。你要保持漂亮。

[laughs] All right.

[笑] 好的。

Mr. Krabs, is that you?

蟹老闆，是你嗎？

Isn't this great, Mr. Krabs?

這不是很好嗎，蟹老闆？

The Pretty Patties are a big hit.

漂亮的餡餅是一個大熱門。

They sure are, boy.

他們當然是，孩子。

You're doing pretty well for yourself.

你為自己做得很好。

I guess you've completely forgotten the Krusty Krab.

我猜你已經完全忘記了蟹堡王的存在。

No, sir, I haven't.

不，先生，我沒有。

In fact, sometimes I really miss the old days

事實上，有時我真的很懷念過去的日子

at the Krusty Krab.

在蟹堡王餐廳。

I bet you miss Squidward.

我打賭你一定很想念章魚哥。

And the grill.

還有烤肉。

And the crow's nest.

還有烏鴉的巢穴。

Yeah, yeah! And you know what I miss the most, Mr. Krabs?

是啊，是啊！你知道我最想念的是什麼嗎，蟹老闆？

That tiny, squeaky sound

那微小的、吱吱作響的聲音

you get when you rub two pickles together.

當你把兩個泡菜揉在一起時，你會得到。

You know what I mean, Mr. Krabs?

你知道我的意思嗎，蟹老闆？

Uh... Yes. Yes, I do, lad!

呃......是的。是的，我願意，小夥子！

Well, the Krusty Krab is only a short walk away.

好吧，蟹堡王餐廳只有很短的步行距離。

Why don't you head on down. For old time's sake.

你為什麼不下去呢？看在過去的份上。

Oh, I can't leave, Mr. Krabs. What about the stand?

哦，我不能離開，蟹老闆。那展臺怎麼辦？

Oh, don't worry, lad. I'll watch the stand for ye.

哦，別擔心，小夥子。我會為你看守攤位的。

You will?

你會嗎？

No, I've got a better idea!

不，我有一個更好的主意!

I'll take this old roadside stand off your hands.

我將從你手中接過這個舊路邊攤。

For keeps.

為了保持。

An in exchange, I'll give you the Krusty Krab.

作為交換，我將給你蟹堡王。

With Squidward, the grill, and all those squeaky pickles.

有章魚哥，有烤架，還有那些吱吱作響的泡菜。

What did you say, Mr. Krabs?

你說什麼，蟹老闆？

Here's the key to the Krusty Krab.

這裡是蟹堡王的鑰匙。

She's yours now.

她現在是你的了。

Thank you.

謝謝你。

What should I do now, Mr. Krabs?

我現在應該做什麼，蟹老闆？

Run to her, boy. She's waiting for ya.

奔向她，孩子。她在等著你。

I can't feel my legs, Mr. Krabs.

我感覺不到我的腿了，蟹老闆。

Don't worry, lad! I'll fix it!

別擔心，小夥子！我會修好它的！

Get this to the Krusty Krab on the double!

把這個送到蟹堡王的雙子星上！

Good luck, lad!

好運，小夥子!

Dreams do come true.

夢想確實成真了。

[gasps]

[喘息聲]

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

[laughing]

[笑聲]

Ladies and gentlemen!

女士們，先生們!

"Pretty Patties" is now under new management!

"漂亮的帕蒂 "現在有了新的管理機構!

Who's next?

誰是下一個？

[clamoring]

[喧鬧聲]

[rooster crowing]

[公雞打鳴]

I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! For me money!

我準備好了!我準備好了!我準備好了！為了我的錢！

Welcome to Pretty Patties.

歡迎來到 "漂亮餡餅"。

May I take your money?

我可以拿你的錢嗎？

We want a refund, Krabs.

我們要退款，蟹老闆。

[crowd yelling in agreement]

[人群大喊同意]

Who, huh, what?

誰，嗯，什麼？

Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!

你的愚蠢的漂亮餈粑讓我的臉色發紫!

Look what I got under my kilt!

看看我的短裙下有什麼!

And look at our tongues!

再看看我們的舌頭!

What's wrong with you?

你有什麼毛病？

We want our money back.

我們想要回我們的錢。

All 46,853 of us.

我們所有的46,853人。

Hey, where'd he go?

嘿，他去哪兒了？

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]

[crowd yelling]

[人群大喊]

[panting]

[氣喘吁吁]

Oof!

Oof!

My key! Where's my key?!

我的鑰匙！我的鑰匙在哪裡？

SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!

海綿寶寶！海綿寶寶，讓我進去！

- [squeaking] - [Krabs] SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

- [吱吱聲] - [蟹老闆]海綿寶寶！海綿寶寶！

SpongeBob! Let me in!

海綿寶寶！讓我進去！

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

[crowd yelling]

[人群大喊]

SpongeBob! Come on!

海綿寶寶！來吧！

[screaming]

[尖叫聲]