If you find this recording,

如果妳收到這個訊息

don't feel bad about this.

不要感到太難過

But... don't be overly thrilled about it, either.

但...也不要感到太興奮

If there's an afterlife, I'm watching you.

如果還有來世，我會看著妳的

Food and water ran out... four days ago.

食物和水在四天前耗盡了

Um... Sparkling water, that is.

嗯...閃閃發光的水是

I have enough still water for a further six months,

我還有足夠撐六個月的水

but I'd rather die than touch a drop of that bourgeois bilge.

但我寧死也不要碰那些中產階級的臭水

When I drift off...

在我漂流...(改口)死的時候

slash, die...

我會想念妳的

I will dream about you.

26歲的妳

The 26-year-old version.

"儲存空間已滿"

Device storage full.

"刪除檔案來釋放空間"

Delete files to free up space.

蛤?

What?

什麼時候停止錄音的?我已經說了3小時了!

When did you stop recording? I've been talking for three hours!

去你的!!

DANG IT!!

索爾:我看著這些人死去

I saw all these people die.

這對我的新眼珠是個很好的試煉

"Dust" vadanya!

但...也是個悲劇

It was a great workout for my new eyeball, but...

黑寡婦:薩諾斯做到了

also, tragic.

就像他之前所說的

Thanos did...

史帝夫，我沒辦法幫你說什麼

exactly what he said he was gonna do.

洗衣機的水龍頭還在漏水

Which is more than I can say for you, Steve.

我叫了水電工，錢要從你的薪水扣

That laundry tap is still dripping.

美國隊長:我們全都輸了

I've called a plumber but it's coming out of your pay.

失去朋友

We lost, all of us.

失去家人

We lost friends.

和中華城裡的三個路人，但原因並不是薩諾斯

We lost family.

黑寡婦:克林特!一半的人類都消失了

We lost three guys in Chinatown but I don't think that was Thanos.

那對你來說還不夠嗎?

Clint, 50% of humanity was wiped out.

鷹眼:他們說...

That wasn't enough for you?

我太老了，不適合這個髮型

The said...

路人:你...是...啊!

They said I was too old for this haircut.

美國隊長:我不斷告訴所有人，要繼續前進

You... are...!

有些人聽進去了

I keep telling everybody they shouldn't move on.

但我們並沒有

Some do.

我們徬徨

But not us.

我們憤怒

We dwell.

我們壓抑

We bristle.

我們消沉

We seethe.

我們煩惱

We simmer.

我們哀傷

We stew.

黑寡婦:不是' 我們 '，史帝夫，只有你

We sulk.

所以我們開始叫你憂鬱史帝夫

That's not us, Steve. That's just you.

黑寡婦:這會成功的，史帝夫

Hence why we started calling you Grievin' Steven.

美國隊長:我知道

This is gonna work, Steve.

因為迪士尼已經宣布蜘蛛人2、黑豹2和星際義攻隊3開拍了

I know it is.

蟻人:Hi! ㄜ...有人在家嗎 ?

Cos they've already announced Spider-Man 2, Black Panther 2 and Guardians 3.

我是 史考特●朗

Hi! Uh, is anyone home?

我們幾年前見過面

This is Scott Lang!

在德國 !

We met a few years ago?

美國隊長:這是舊的訊息嗎?

In Deutschland!

蟻人:我變得非常大

Is this an old message?

黑寡婦 : 是啊 ! 這是3個星期前的

I got really big!

我覺得無聊就開始翻舊的錄像

Yeah, it's from three weeks ago.

我把它切回即時畫面

I got bored and started watching old tapes.

蟻人:可以讓我進去嗎?

I'll switch it back to the live stream.

嘿 ! 嘿 !

Can you buzz me in?

那個監視器...剛打開了嗎?

Hey. Hey! HEY!

黑寡婦:天啊 ! 他還在這 ?

Did that camera just turn on??

我得佩服他恨有毅力

Geez, he's still there?

美國隊長:你為什麼不讓它進來?

I'll say this for him: he's tenacious.

黑寡婦:我們才剛把大樓薰香除蟲

Why haven't you let him in?

我不想要他帶著那百萬隻六腳兄弟進來

Cos we just had this building fumigated.

加上...他是一個罪犯

I don't want him bringing a million of his six-legged buddies in here.

蟻人:我原本是要來

Plus he's a criminal.

幫助我們拯救宇宙的

I originally came here...

但現在...

to help save the universe!

我只想好好的吃一頓飯

But right now...

和換上乾的衣服QQ

I'll settle for a hot meal!

就算機會渺茫

And some dry clothes!

我們仍然得等這房間中不在的人

Even if there's a... small chance,

等到他們到來

we owe it to everyone who's not in this room

美國隊長 : 我們需要一個東西至少拖住薩諾斯40分鐘

to wait until they get here.

克林特 ! 你那酷炫的髮型下有什麼想法嗎?

We need something that'll distract Thanos for at least 40 minutes.

鷹眼 : 弓箭時間 !

Clint. Any ideas, off the top of your head?

索爾 : 不論代價

It's bow time.

黑寡婦 : 不論代價

Whatever it doth taketh.

希望是槍 (希望之槍)

Whatever it takes.

美國隊長: 不論代價

Hopefully guns.

蟻人 :　不論代價

Whatever it takes!

不！許！再！

Whatever it takes!!

抹！去！東西！了！

No! More! Wiping!

涅布拉：史考特！！

Things! From! Existence!

那是個橡皮擦，你這個蠢貨！

Scott!

蟻人：喔！

That's an eraser, you idiot.

嘿！

Oh.

我還沒見過薩諾斯！所以．．．

Hey!

或許妳在叫我白癡前要想到這點

I haven't met Thanos yet, so,

黑寡婦：相信我！花１２個月製作這套制服很值得的

maybe take that into consideration before you call me an idiot!

這樣我們就不會不小心誤殺除了薩諾斯以外的人

Trust me, it was worth spending 12 months creating these matching uniforms.

索爾：謝了！小娜

This way we won't mistakenly kill each other instead of Thanos.

三倍濃度

Thanks, Nat.

我需要清醒一下

Triple shot.

我沒事！

I require a strong hit.

這．．．是新的戰錘

That's OK! That's fine!

它．．．還在學習如何被操控

It's a... It's a new hammer!

涅布拉：好了！老爹

It's... still learning the ropes!

你不喜歡我在學校的朋友，我想你也不會喜歡他們！

OK, Dad.

薩諾斯: Hi! 寶貝女兒

You didn't like my friends at school and you sure as hell won't like 'em now.

你是來幫老爸收作物的嗎?

Hey, Nebby.

涅布拉:老爸?

Did you come to help your old Pa with the harvest?

鋼鐵人:搞...什...麼 ?

Father?

索爾:這是薩諾斯還是'瘦'諾斯 ??

What the hell?

別期待羅傑斯先生能幫你們擋子彈

Is this Thanos or Thin-arse??

他最多只能讓子彈變慢一點

Don't expect Mr Rogers to take a bullet for you.

黑寡婦:你性感厚實的身體怎麼了?

The best he can hope to do is slow it down a little.

瘦諾斯:喔!這個嘛!

What happened to your sexy thicc body?

我完成了我的使命，所以就沒再上健身房了

Oh, that.

我現在是個農夫

Well I accomplished my mission so I stopped hitting the gym.

種種紅蘿蔔、馬鈴薯、蕪菁

I'm a farmer now.

我唯一的敵人就是天氣

Carrots, spuds and swedes.

今年冬天，一個寒流害我失去一半的作物

My only enemy is the weather.

火箭浣熊:ㄜ，我們還要跟他打嗎?

A cold snap wiped out half my crop this winter.

這看起來似乎不太公平

Uh... Do we still have to fight him?

驚奇隊長:接招吧! 瘦諾斯

It don't seem fair anymore.

瘦諾斯:喔!我的臀部

Take that, Thin-os!

大家都說不可能痊癒的

There goes my hip!

蟻人:這真是個羞愧的復仇

They say you never quite recover!

你會不惜一切來訂閱這頻道嗎?

This really takes the shine off avenging.

因為代價只需要點一下訂閱按鈕

Will you do whatever it takes to subscribe to this channel?

有些人會把這部影片看完

Cos all it takes is one click.

但不是我們

Some people move on before the video gets to the very end.

我們等待

But not us.

我們遊蕩

We linger.

我們潛伏

We loiter.

繼續

We lurk.

我們應該發一個公開聲明

Moving on.

好主意!

[CAPTAIN AMERICA] We should make a public announcement.

應該讓世界知道我們還在

[BLACK WIDOW] Good idea.

而且我們會繼續抗爭 不!

The world needs to know that we're still here.

人們需要多喝點優酪乳

- And we're gonna fight-- - [CAPTAIN AMERICA] No.

因為薩諾斯消滅我們腸道裡一半的益菌

The world needs to drink lots of Yakult.

史帝夫，你怎麼又哭了?

Cos Thanos wiped out half the good bacteria in our guts.

因為死的總是好人..不是嗎?

[BLACK WIDOW] Steve, why are you crying?

[CAPTAIN AMERICA] Cos it's always the good ones, you know?